Lick the Toad
Lick the Toad is a Carnevale Tenebre sideshow attraction which compels ticket-holders to lick drug-seeping toads.
Origin
Old: "Men being given business cards dipped in drugs that knocks them out so all their money is stolen"
Bold: Men who lick psychedelic toads that cause them (the men, not the toads) to give all their money to some homeless guy in Venice Beach.
In the News
Dial F for Frogs is a 1954 American ecological crime thriller horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and George McCowan.
Carnevale Tenebre sideshow provides toad licking experience for gullible rubes. Cash only!
Amanita Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Hyphae is a 2006 comedy sports mycology abuse film starring Will Farrell and John Allegro.
"We Three Frogs" is a popular Christmas song about Oophaga histrionica, the Harlequin Frog, also known as the Harlequin Magi Poison-Dart Frog, legendary for attending the Adoration with gifts of gold, frankincense, and tadpole eggs.
Karl the Frog-Boy is a documentary film by musician and meme-hunter Doctor Bellows about an alleged centuries-long conspiracy involving circus side-show freaks and the Knights Templar.
Billionaire's Island is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.
Fiction cross-reference
- Amanita Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Hyphae
- Archetype Heaven
- Carnevale Tenebre
- Dial F for Frogs
- Frog Boy
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- I for one welcome our new frog robot overlords
- I for one welcome our new Toad of Toad Hall overlord
- Scrimshaw abuse
- Transdimensional corporation
- We Three Frogs
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Colorado River toad @ Wikipedia
