Staunch agents of constipation
From Gnomon Chronicles
"This lass need a Steak and Kidney Pudding, chips, mushy peas and gravy and boy, her mind will be blown" —Someone on the Internet
Speaking as a Yank, I have to say, boiled beans and boiled tomatoes sound good to me. Bagels? Bagels???
Bagels are wood glue donuts — staunch agents of constipation.
Sure, I'd have a bagel. But a man needs roughage and gas to move breakfast down the old alimentary canal.
