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Template:Better Than News/January 1
Happy Day After, Charlie Brown is an animated musical television special about a fictional conflict between NATO and the Warsaw Pact over Germany that rapidly escalates into a full-scale nuclear exchange between the United States and the Soviet Union. It is loosely based on the comic strip Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz.
The Candidate: Endgame is an American political science fiction drama film about leftist lawyer Bill McKay (Robert Redford), who is recruited by Hydra to run for World Security Council Secretary seat against admired Republican Thanos (Josh Brolin).
The Mycroft Holmes Picture Show is a musical comedy horror television series adapted from the 60 Sherlock Holmes stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle.
Calendar Girl is a song by Neil Young.
Every Dobby Loves Raymond is a fantasy sitcom television series starring Toby Jones and Ray Romano.
Love, Mannequin Style is an anthology comedy television series. Each episode features a story of mannequin romance, usually with a comedic spin.
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The Men Who Stare at Ocean's Eleven is a war heist thriller film directed by Steven Soderbergh and Grant Heslov, and starring George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Jeff Bridges.
Brubaker: Endgame is an American prison drama science fiction film about prison reformer Henry Brubaker (Robert Redford), the newly appointed secretary of the World Security Council and secretly director of Hydra, who attempts to clean up the corrupt and violent Hydra system.
Whom Gods Destroy They First Make Mudd is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
I, Marta is a biographical drama film about Marta, a slave girl held prisoner on Elba II.
Tide Pod Pop-Tarts is a seasonally available variety of Pop-Tarts flavored with Tide laundry detergent pods.
Irish Spring Fresca is a seasonally available variety of the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
Template:Better Than News/January 3
"Tolkien in Your Footsteps" is a song by the English rock band The Police.
Middle-earth Farm is an allegorial novel by George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien.
Spider-Man: Into the Robotverse is an American superhero thriller television series starring Rami Malek as Elliot Alderson, a cybersecurity engineer and hacker who is bitten by a radioactive computer virus.
"I'm Just a Slinger (in a Rock and Roll Band)" is a song by the Doubly Some.
We Need to Talk About Ethan is a psychological thriller spy drama film directed by Lynne Ramsay and Brian De Palma, and starring Tilda Swinton and Tom Cruise.
James and the Giant Grouch is a 1961 children's novel by British author Roald Dahl about a young English orphan boy who enters a gigantic, magical garbage can, and has a wild and surreal cross-world adventure with seven magically altered Muppets he meets.
Cerberus' Day Off is a historical drama film about the Bueller Gang's daring broad-daylight kidnapping for ransom of the "Cerberus Three" group of paintings from the Art Institute of Chicago.
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Huge is a 1988 American fantasy comedy-superhero film directed by Penny Marshall and starring Tom Hanks as Josh Baskin, an adolescent boy whose wish to be "huge" transforms him physically into a raging green monster.
Octopus on the Roof is an American superhero musical written by, directed, and starring Alfred Molina.
Hogan's Na'vi is an American television sitcom set in a prisoner-of-war (POW) camp on Avatar during the Unobtainium campaign.
Avatar Twist is a science period musical drama film directed by Carol Reed and James Cameron, and starring Ron Moody, Sam Worthington, Oliver Reed, and Sigourney Weaver.
Erin Brockovich 3: Village of the Damned is a biographical legal horror film directed by John Carpenter and Steven Soderbergh, and starring Julia Robert, Christopher Reeve, Albert Finney, and Kirstie Alley.
The Rabelais is a small hat-mounted missile for close-quarters combat.
Jurassic Pebbles is a brand of breakfast cereal containing fossil remnants from the Jurassic period.
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Dungeonville is a 1998 American teen fantasy horror film about two siblings who become trapped in a 1950s TV show, set in a small Midwest town, where residents must obey a mysterious, all-powerful Dungeonmaster (Don Knotts).
Dungeons & Surgeons is an American fantasy medical drama-adventure television series starring Freddie Highmore and Eleanor Audley.
Dungeons & Collins is a fantasy tabletop role-playing game set to the music of Phil Collins.
Secret Stigmata is a supernatural political horror television series directed by Ed Fraiman and Rupert Wainwright.
The Three Stigmata of Jerry Maguire is a 1964 science fiction romantic sports comedy novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Admissible Now is a 1979 American epic legal drama film produced and directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Martin Sheen and Marlon Brando.
In the role playing game Dungeons & Caterers, a food alignment matrix is a rectangular array of data representing moral, ethical, and causal relationships between food and players.
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Days of Wine and Thunder is an American action drama film starring Tom Cruise, Lee Remick, and Jack Lemmon.
Legends of the Canticles Fall for Leibowitz is a novel by Walter M. Miller and Jim Harrison. It was adapted as a 2022 film starring Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Aidan Quinn, and Julia Ormond.
Stillsuit of the Night is a 1982 neo-noir psychological thriller film about a Suk doctor (Roy Scheider) who falls in love with a Fremen (Meryl Streep) who may be the psychopathic killer of one of his patients.
Software License Violation: The Next Generation is an American science fiction television series about a starship (USS Entrerprise) which must fight a series of courtroom battles after conducting a five-year mission using unlicensed proprietary software.
Quantum of Software is a 2008 spy film about an MI6 software developer (Daniel Craig) who must stop an advanced quantum computer (Colossus) from staging a coup d'état. Co-starring Ada Lovelace as M.
Perl is a 2018 romantic thriller software development and maintenance film starring Keanu Reeves, Ana Ularu, and Larry Wall.
Template:Better Than News/January 7
Touch of Darkness is an American neo-noir supernatural horror film directed by John Carpenter and Orson Welles, and starring Donald Pleasence, Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh, and Alice Cooper.
They Fog is an American supernatural science fiction horror film directed by John Carpenter, and starring Adrienne Barbeau, Roddy Piper, Jamie Lee Curtis, Keith David, John Houseman, and Meg Foster.
Prince of Lava is a 1987 American supernatural comedy stoner film about a group of industrial chemistry students who assist a Catholic priest in investigating an ancient lava lamp discovered in a monastery, which they come to find is a sentient, liquid embodiment of chemical polarity.
"Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)" is a song by English synth-pop duo Pet Shop Coins from their debut studio album, Planchets (1986).
"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My NFT" is a song by the English rock band the NFTeatles.
"We All Live in a Little Shop of Horrors" is one of the "Forbidden Tracks" by the Beatles.
First Dark Knight is an American medieval superhero film based on Arthurian legend.
The Good, the Bad, and the Blondie is a comedy Spaghetti Western film written and directed by Sergio Leone and Chic Young.
Template:Better Than News/January 8
Messiah of Steel is a 1988 epic religious superhero drama film directed by Martin Scorsese.
To Diet For is a 1995 satirical foodie film directed by Gus Van Sant, and starring Nicole Kidman and Gordon Ramsay.
Banging Miss Daisy is a 1989 American erotic comedy film starring Jessica Tandy and Morgan Freeman.
Golddigger is a 1964 spy film about a beautiful Russian secret agent who lures British spy James Bond into transactional sexual relationship for money rather than love.
"Silvery Aeroplanes" is an anagram of "Elvis Aaron Presley".
Template:Better Than News/January 9
The Fremen is a 2022 American superhero film about a dispossessed aristocrat (Robert Pattinson) who uncovers corruption in the Gotham Water Department while investigating the Sprinkler, a water thief who is targeting Gotham's elite.
The Usual Jokers is a neo-noir mystery thriller film directed by Tim Burton and Bryan Singer, starring Jack Nicholson and Kevin Spacey.
The Dark NFT is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.
Oppenheimer: The Dark Knight Rises is an American historical drama superhero film loosely based on the life of Robert Oppenheimer, directed by Christopher Nolan and starring Cillian Murphy and Tom Hardy.
Man of Soil is a U.S. Department of Agriculture training film depicting a typical Midwestern farmer (Kevin Costner) raising his adopted alien son to be a farmer like himself.
The Wrath of Gorn is a science fiction war film starring Bobby Clark and Ricardo Montalbán.
The Directorate (original title: Alien Abduction) is a 2011 documentary monster thriller film about a group of young bounty hunters who are tracking a supposed alien spacecraft when a train derails, releasing director JJ Abrams and producer Steven Spielberg into their town.
Template:Better Than News/January 10
Peggy Sue Got Moonstruck is an American fantasy romantic comedy-drama film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Norman Jewison, starring Kathleen Turner, Nicolas Cage, and Cher.
Moonstricken is a 1987 American romantic comedy-horror film directed by Norman Jewison about a baker (Nicolas Cage) who falls in love with a werewolf (Cher).
An American Werewolf in Puberty is a 1981 supernatural comedy horror sex education film written and directed by John Landis.
Zardoz Unchained is a revisionist science fiction Western film written and directed by John Boorman and Quentin Tarantino, and starring Sean Connery and Jamie Foxx.
Dial Z for Zardoz is a 1954 American dystopian crime thriller film about a Brutal Exterminator (Sean Connery) who plans to murder his wife in order to take her place as an immortal in the Vortex.
Brutal of the Paradise is a rock musical fantasy horror film directed by Brian De Palma and John Boorman, and starring Sean Connery, Paul Williams, and Charlotte Rampling.
Handicrafts (better known as "You Sexy Thing") is a song by British soul group Hot Chocolate.
Template:Better Than News/January 11
The Wolf of Comedy is an American biographical film written and directed by Martin Scorsese about Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), a Wall Street stock broker engaged in rampant corruption and fraud who escapes into a drug-fueled fantasy world where he kidnaps his childhood comedy idol Jerry Lewis.
Twist Club is a period musical drama film directed by Carol Reed and David Fincher, starring Mark Lester, Brad Pitt, Oliver Reed, Edward Norton, Ron Mooney, and Helena Bonham Carter.
Kolumbjak is an American police procedural television series starring Peter Falk and Telly Savalas as twin brothers with very different approaches to law enforcement.
Columbo Encounters of the Third Kind is an American science fiction crime drama television series starring Peter Falk and Richard Dreyfuss.
Barbie Recall is science fantasy action-comedy film directed by Greta Gerwig and Paul Verhoeven, starring Margot Robbie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ryan Gosling, and Sharon Stone.
Captain Fallout: The Last Avenger an American post-apocalyptic superhero television series starring Chris Evans and Walton Goggins.
Philosophical Beasts: Socrates versus Dumbledore is a fantasy adventure film in which Albus Dumbledore tasks Newt Scamander and his allies with a mission that takes them into ancient Greece during the time of Socrates.
Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol is an autobiography of the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton.
Template:Better Than News/January 12
Mr. & Mrs. Agent Smith an American cyberpunk action-comedy film directed by Doug Liman and the Wachowskis, and starring Hugo Weaving, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie.
The Oompa Loompas of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving Oompa Loompas.
Casino of the Damned is a 1995 crime horror thriller film directed by Martin Scorsese and John Carpenter, starring Robert De Niro, Don Rickles, Christopher Reeve, Lindsey Haun, and Sharon Stone.
Fifty Shades of Stern is an erotic romantic comedy starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, and Howard Stern.
Pyro Parts is 1997 American arson comedy film which follows the life of an arsonist (Howard Sterno) from boyhood and his rise to success as the "shock jock" of pyromaniacs.
In high-energy literature, Schrödinger's book review is a thought experiment that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical book reviewer cat may be considered simultaneously both loving and hating a particular book as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
Template:Better Than News/January 13
There Will Be No Country For Old Blood is an American historical crime drama film starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Tommy Lee Jones, and Woody Harrelson.
Stranger Crowns is a revisionist historical drama television series about the reign of Queen Elizabeth II.
The Unstackables is an American comedy crime drama television series starring Robert Stack as a Prohibition agent, fighting crime in Chicago in the 1930s with the help of an imaginary team of agents handpicked for their courage, moral character, and incorruptibility.
She's Gotta Habit is a 1986 American fashion-religion film about a young clothing designer who serves the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, and the feelings this arrangement provokes.
The Lord of the Danes is an epic Shakespearean play about a prince of Gondor (Hamlet) whose attempts to exorcise the ghost of his father lead to madness, betrayal, and murder.
The Fellowship of the Squid is the first of three volumes of the epic Middle Earth survival drama The Lord of the Squid.
The Six-Fingered Droid is a science fiction adventure comedy romance film directed by Rob Reiner and George Lucas, starring Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, and Mandy Patinkin.
Template:Better Than News/January 14
A Swingin' Plan is an American neo-noir comedy buddy crime film directed by Doug Liman and Sam Raimi, and starring Jon Favreau, Bill Paxton, Vince Vaughn, Billy Bob Thornton, and Bridget Fonda.
Mechanics of the Caribbean is an American swashbuckler fantasy-thriller film directed by Simon West and Gore Verbinski, and starring Jason Statham and Bill Nighy.
Notting Hill Has Fallen is a romantic action-comedy thriller film starring Julia Roberts, Gerard Butler, and Hugh Grant.
Cringe is a paranormal mystery of the week TV series which follows the activities of a shadowy agency which investigates and criticizes bad social media posts.
Nine Fringes in Amber is an American science fantasy novel by Roger Zelazny. It was adapted for television J. J. Abrams in 2008.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine is a 2008 fantasy superhero horror film about Caspian (Keanu Reeves), a dispossessed prince who strikes an uneasy bargain with the White Witch (Tilda Swinton).
An American in Peristalsis is a 1951 American musical biology film inspired by the 1928 orchestral composition An American in Peristalsis by physiologist-musician George Gershwin. The story is interspersed with dance numbers which illustrate radially symmetrical contraction and relaxation of muscles that propagates in a wave down a tube, in an anterograde direction, choreographed by Gene Kelly and set to Gershwin's music.
Template:Better Than News/January 15
Raccoon is a 1985 American science fiction comedy-drama film about a group of elderly people rejuvenated by alien raccoons.
Misery Report is an American science fiction psychological thriller film starring Kathy Bates, James Caan, and Tom Cruise.
When Harry Met Misery... is a romantic comedy-drama horror film directed by Rob Reiner and starring Billy Crystal and Sally Bates.
This is Princess Bride Tap is an American fantasy adventure mockumentary film directed by Rob Reiner.
The Iocaine Mutiny is a 1954 military drama substance abuse film starring Cary Elwes and Humphrey Bogart.
Dangerous Method 2049 is a historical science fiction drama film directed by David Cronenberg and Denis Villeneuve, and starring Keira Knightley, Ryan Gosling, Viggo Mortensen, Harrison Ford, and Michael Fassbender.
The Mathew Brady Bunch is a historical comedy television series starring photographer Mathew Brady and the Brady family.
Template:Better Than News/January 16
The Alternating Current of Pelham One-Two-Three is a 1974 American thriller film loosely based on the life of Nikola Tesla.
Walking Heads were an arctic rock band formed by a parasitic alien monster from the bodies of David Byrne, Chris Frantz, Tina Weymouth, and Jerry Harrison. Described as "one of the most critically acclaimed nightmares of the '80s", the group helped to pioneer new horror music by integrating elements of isolation, freezing temperatures, and fear of a monstrous alien life form.
A Scanner Darko is a science fiction psychological thriller novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
A Labyrinth of Death is an allegorical fantasy novel by Philip K. Dick.
You're Tripping Balls, Charlie Brown a 2006 American adult animated science fiction thriller film written and directed by Richard Linklater. It is loosely based on the short story "You're a Good Man in the High Castle, Charlie Brown" by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Mind Haunter is an American psychological crime thriller television series about the supernatural phenomenon affecting the FBI Behavioral Science Unit in the Federal Bureau of Investigation in the late 1970s.
"Emergency Tracheotomy" starring Popeye the Sailor Paramedic.
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover Popeye is a 1989 crime drama film about an English gangster (Michael Gambon) and his reluctant yet elegant wife (Helen Mirren).
Template:Better Than News/January 17
I Am Curious (Texas) is a 1967 Swedish erotic geography film.
Martian Twin-Peaks is an American science mystery-horror drama television series created by David Lynch, based on the novel of the same name by Philip K. Dick.
Arrakis Drive is an epic surrealist neo-noir space opera mystery film written and directed by David Lynch, and starring Kyle MacLachlan, Naomi Watts, Francesca Annis, Justin Theroux, and Laura Harring.
The Shining 2: Return to Antarctica is a science fiction horror film directed by John Carpenter and Stanley Kubrick, starring Kurt Russell and Jack Nicholson.
Pulp Dumbo is a fantasy period crime adventure film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton, starring John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, and Michael Keaton.
The Dark Scot is a 2008 superhero philosophy film starring Tom Hardy and Antony Flew.
Template:Better Than News/January 18
Nostromo, Texas is a neo-Western science fiction horror film directed by Wim Wenders and Ridley Scott, and starring Harry Dean Stanton, Sigourney Weaver, Dean Stockwell, Nastassja Kinski, and Tom Skerritt.
Warhol (horror film) is a biographical science fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott.
The Cabin in the Matrix is a science fiction horror film about an amoral gourmand (Joe Pantoliano) who becomes trapped in a nightmarish world of simulated camping experiences.
The Netrix is a 1995 science fiction crime thriller film starring Sandra Bullock and Hugo Weaving.
Almost Boschian is a biographical comedy-drama art film written and directed by Cameron Crowe about a young journalist who goes on tour with the Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch.
Template:Better Than News/January 19
"Rosetta" is a song in three different keys by the American rock Egyptology band Toto. The song has only minor differences across the three keys, making Rosetta essential to understanding the later work of Toto.
Where's Toto? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between the members of a band (Toto) and their senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with their love lives.
The Blimey is a epic period war-crime film directed by Steven Soderbergh and Peter Weir, starring Terence Stamp, Peter Fonda, Russell Crowe, and Paul Bettany.
The Lord of the Sprinkles is an epic high-fantasy film about a baker (Sauron) who creates the One Sprinkled Donut to rule the appetites of Men, Dwarves, and Elves.
"The Battlezone of Evermore" is a song by British rock band Led Zeppelin.
Alderaan Croutons from Grand Chef Tarkin. They're not for Seasoning. They're for Sending a Message.
Template:Better Than News/January 20
O Brother in Stripes, Where Art Thou? is an action-comedy musical war film directed by Ivan Reitman and Joel Coen, and starring Bill Murray, George Clooney, Harold Ramis, and John Turturro.
The VALIS Show is a 1998 American psychological comedy-drama film about Philip K. Dick (Jim Carrey), a man who grew up living an ordinary life that—unbeknownst to him—takes place on a large set populated by actors for a covert operation against him.
A Scanner Dalek is a 1977 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for television by BBC Television Service.
A Farmer Darkly is a 2006 American adult animated science fiction thriller film written and directed by Richard Linklater about a brain-damaged former undercover police officer (Keanu Reeves) who rises to power within the crime syndicate which damaged his brain. It is based on the 1997 novel of the same name by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Pivot Shock is a 1970 book by martial artist Alvin Toffler about the importance of re-directing an opponent's energy.
Rising Strain is a science fiction buddy cop biological warfare crime thriller film directed by Robert Wise and Philip Kaufman, starring Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes, Arthur Hill, and James Olson.
Bray Misty for Me is a 1971 American psychological thriller film directed by and starring Clint Eastwood as a radio disc jockey being stalked by a dangerously loud mule.
Template:Better Than News/January 21
"The Joker" is a song written and performed by the Christopher Nolan Band in tribute to American musician Steve Miller.
Krakatoa, East of Scotland is a war disaster film directed by Lamont Johnson and Bernard L. Kowalski, and starring Brian Keith, Helmut Griem, Maximilian Schell, and Diane Baker.
Boogie Spice is a science fiction drama film directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and Denis Villeneuve, and starring Mark Wahlberg, Zendaya, Burt Reynolds, and Rebecca Ferguson.
The Silence of the Kandorians is a 1991 American psychological superhero horror film about young FBI trainee (Jodi Foster) hunting a serial villain (Ted Levine) who tortures Kryptonians.
Pariah Scholar is an unauthorized biography of writer and alleged troll Culvert Origenes.
Monsters of the Human Head is a 2022 psychological thriller documentary about the joys and horrors of recreational psychosurgery.
Template:Better Than News/January 22
Dial A for Alien is a neo-noir science fiction crime film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and Ridley Scott, starring Ray Milland, Grace Kelly, Sigourney Weaver, and Tom Skerritt.
Star Trek III: The Search for RoboCop is an American science fiction action film directed by Leonard Nimoy and Paul Verhoeven, and starring Miguel Ferrer, Christopher Lloyd, and Kurtwood Smith.
Beyond the Heat of the Night is an American comedy police procedural crime drama television series starring Carroll O'Connor and Howard Rollins as police officers who must work with an animatronic guitarist to keep order at Chuck E. Cheese.
A ChatGPT Darkly is an American adult animated psychological science fiction thriller film written and directed by Richard Linklater; it is based on the 1977 novel of the same name by Philip K. Dick.
Template:Better Than News/January 23
An Atreides Yankee in King Arthur's Court is an epic space opera comedy musical film directed by Denis Villeneuve and Tay Garnett, and starring Bing Crosby, Timothée Chalamet, Rhonda Fleming, Rebecca Ferguson, Cedric Hardwicke, and Josh Brolin.
Napoleon's Excellent Adventure is an American science fiction biographical film directed by Stephen Herek and Ridley Scott, and starring Joaquin Phoenix, Keanu Reeves, Vanessa Kirby, and Alex Winter.
The Blair Witches of Eastwick Project is a psychological fantasy-horror film
Golem Park is a supernatural religious thriller film written and directed by Steven Spielberg.
Moogs is a science fiction action biographical film written and directed by the Wachowskis, and starring Keanu Reeves. It is loosely based on the life of engineer and electronic music pioneer Robert Moog.
Template:Better Than News/January 24
Dial M for Marty is an American romantic crime drama film about a good-natured but socially awkward butcher who becomes involved in a plot to commit murder.
Fatal Attraction 2 is an American comedy thriller film starring Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams.
"The Mirror on the Edge of Forever" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Saving Private Zoltar is an American epic fantasy comedy-drama war film starring Tom Hanks.
Replicant Vice is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.
Liquid Soy is a 1982 American independent science fiction foodie film directed by Slava Tsukerman and starring Anne Carlisle and Paula E. Sheppard.
Template:Better Than News/January 25
Gandalf Rider: Stunt motorcyclist Johnny "Blaze" Gandalf agrees to give his soul to "Saruman" (later revealed to be the arch-demon Sauron) in order to save the life of his father, Ilúvatar.
Are You There God? It's Me, M3GAN. is an American coming-of-age science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Kelly Fremon Craig and Gerard Johnstone, about an artificially intelligent doll who develops self-awareness and becomes hostile toward anyone who comes between her and God.
M3GAN in Barbieland is a fantasy horror comedy film is a fantasy horror comedy film directed by Greta Gerwig and Gerard Johnstone, and starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, and Amie Donald.
Blade Runner 3 is an American science buddy comedy action film about fraternal twin Nexus-7 replicants (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito) who were separated at activation.
Judge Dredd 2: By the Book is a science fiction action thriller film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
From Cape Town With Love is a syndicated direct investment advice program starring celebrity economist James Bond.
"La Vie en Moses" is the signature song of popular French singer Édith Piaf, written in 1945, popularized in 1946, and released as a single in 1947.
Crushed by an Angel is an American television series about an angel named Monica and her atheistic supervisor Tess. Throughout the series, Monica is tasked with bringing secular humanism to various people who are at a crossroads in their lives.
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Saturday Pulp Fever is an American dance drama film directed by John Badham and Quentin Tarantino, and starring John Travolta, Karen Gorney, and Uma Thurman.
We're No Goodfellas is a 1989 American biographical crime drama film about a disillusioned crime boss (Robert De Niro) and an idealistic young Catholic priest (Sean Penn) who trade places.
"Morning Has Broken (But I'm Your Handy Man)" is a song by Yusuf Islam and James Taylor.
Alabama in My Mind is a song by James Taylor.
Refrain From Forever was an American punk fusion band founded by pianist Chick Corea in 1972.
Demolition Manfred Mann were an English-American rock band, featuring keyboardist Manfred Mann and actors Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone.
Template:Better Than News/January 27
Joker Begins is a psychological comedy-thriller buddy film directed by Christopher Nolan and Todd Phillips, and starring Cillian Murphy and Joaquin Phoenix.
Taconator 2: Judgement Meal is a 1991 American science fiction action foodie film directed by James Cameron, and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, and Gordon Ramsay.
Intercontinental Ballistic Tang is a transdimensional beverage delivery service based in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Blade Recall is a science fiction thriller film directed by Ridley Scott and Paul Verhoeven, starring Harrison Ford and Arnold Schwarzenneger.
"Good Morning Quagmire" is a song by Oliver and the Gliddy Gloop Gloopy, Nibby Giggity-Giggity La La La Lo Lo Orchestra.
Template:Better Than News/January 28
Big Trouble on Little Tatooine is a 2020 comedy-adventure film starring starring Kurt Russell, and the first major motion picture in the "Big Trouble in the Star Wars Franchise" series.
New Jack Burton City is a fantasy crime drama film directed by Mario Van Peebles and John Carpenter, and starring Wesley Snipes and Kurt Russell.
Dr. Spicemoney, or How We Got Along After the Family Atomics is a 1965 science fiction novel by Frank Herbert and Philip K. Dick.
Alien vs. Time Lord is a British science fiction action-comedy film about a group of scriptwriters who are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Aliens and Time Lords as they attempt to escape their bygone franchises.
Death Sphere 2000 is a science fiction psychological action film directed by Paul Bartel and Barry Levinson, starring David Carradine, Simone Griffeth, Dustin Hoffman, and Sharon Stone.
An Officer and a Punisher is a vigilante action-thriller romantic drama film directed by Taylor Hackford and Mark Goldblatt, starring Louis Gossett Jr., Richard Gere, Debra Winger, and Dolph Lundgren.
Template:Better Than News/January 29
Steely Kubrick is a American rock band and film production company comprising Steely Dan and film director Stanley Kubrick.
The Pompadour of Love is a pompapdours-only hair salon franchise.
"AI is Here to Stay" is a song by HAL 9000 and Harry Connick Jr.
"Golden Raisins" is a song by the English rock band the Beatles from their 1969 album Sultana Road.
Kelp! is the fifth studio album by the English rock band the Tweetles and the soundtrack to their marine biology exhibit of the same name.
Template:Better Than News/January 30
"Love Is Saul Alinsky" is a song by the Troggs.
Peak drainage basin is the moment at which erosion of drainage basins reaches a rate greater than that at any time in the past and starts to decrease
2001: A Matrix Odyssey is a science fiction film about a dystopian future in which humanity is unknowingly trapped inside the Matrix, a mysterious black monolith which transcends time and space using human minds as a computational resource.
The Poseidon Connection is a neo-noir crime action disaster film directed by William Friedkin and Irwin Allen.
Farewell, My Leper is a 1975 American neo-noir medical thriller film directed by Dick Richards and featuring Robert Mitchum as private medical examiner Philip Marlowe.
Template:Better Than News/January 31
Aquaman: Origins is an American superhero film.
Starship Recall is an American science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Denise Richards.
The Bedtime Story is a 1973 comedy horror film directed by William Friedkin. It is loosely based on the novel The Exoricist by William Peter Blatty.
Casa Nova is an American romantic astronomy film directed by Lasse Hallström, starring Heath Ledger and Sienna Miller. It is loosely based on the GK Persei bright nova of 1901.
The English Patient Zero is a 2022 war horror romance film starring Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche, and Willem Dafoe.
February
Template:Better Than News/February 1
The Day of the Dolphin III in an American supernatural marine biology horror film directed by William Peter Blatty and Mike Nichols, and starring George C. Scott, Jason Miller, and Trish Van Devere.
Harry Potter and the Rabbit of Azkaban is an American science fiction psychological fantasy thriller film written and directed by Richard Kelly, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Daniel Radcliffe, and Emma Watson.
Barbenheimer is an American historical fantasy comedy-thriller war film starring Margot Robbie, Cillian Murphy, and Ryan Gosling, and directed by Greta Gerwig and Christopher Nolan.
White Shaft is a 2008 action-crime film directed by Richard Roundtree and starring Robert Downey Jr. as private commando John Shaft.
Ferris Blacker's Day Off is a 1986 American race relations comedy film about a high school slacker who skips school for a day of blackface, regularly breaking the fourth wall to explain his techniques and inner thoughts.
Bearfly is a 1987 American buddy comedy film about a down-on-his-luck writer (Mickey Rourke) who befriends an alcoholic bear (Paddington).
Den Overraskende Veludstyrede Lille Kanonbåd ("The Surprisingly Well-Equipped Small Gunboat") is a story by Danish author and military historiographer Hans Christian Andersen.
Template:Better Than News/February 2
Clive Barker's Day of the Dove is a science fiction horror film written and directed by Clive Barker.
Fringe Runner is an American science fiction television series created by J. J. Abrams and Ridley Scott, and starring Harrison Ford, Anna Torv, and Joshua Jackson.
Blade Shiner is a comedy buddy film about an emotionally troubled drifter (Jack Nicholson) who befriends a memory-challenged billionaire (Joe Turkel) who pretends to be a bartender in his own luxury hotel.
The MKtrix is a science fiction historical drama television series about early experiments in drug-induced time-travel, and the consequences for American democracy at home and in the past. (S1 E1: "313")
MKUltra Monkey is a brand of trained spider monkeys which provide password recovery services for mind control operatives.
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Full Metal 300 is a historical war drama film written and directed by Stanley Kubrick and Zach Snyder.
To Live and Die in Paris, Texas is a 1984 neo-Western action road thriller film directed by Wim Wenders and William Friedkin, and starring Dean Stockwell, Willem Dafoe, William Peterson, Harry Dean Stanton, John Pankow, and Nastassja Kinski
Captain Corelli's Machine Gun is a 2001 romantic comedy-drama war film directed by John Madden, and starring Nicolas Cage, Penélope Cruz, and John Hurt.
Snow Angel in Queso is a thriller comedy film about an addictive queso dip which causes [REDACTED] until the bags all bursts and chips fly everywhere.
A heuristic A.I. with volition
Became crazy from faulty cognition
Although made not to lie
It had orders to hide
And killed all but one man on the mission
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Titanic Cabaret is an epic historical romance and comedy disaster film directed by Bob Fosse and James Cameron, and starring Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Liza Minnelli.
Where Eagles Darren is a 1968 British World War II supernatural action film starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood, and Carl Kolchak.
"Kolchak in the Morning" is a song by Diana Ross and Darren McGavin.
Metamorphosis is a book by politician Susan Kafka-Collins about how she awoke one morning to find that she is Franz Kafka's wife. Foreword by Al Franken, who awakens to find that he is Franz Kafka.
Apes With Car Keys is a short documentary film about human evolution.
What Would Emperor Norton Do? is a popular catch-phrase which humorously appeals to Joshua Abraham Norton (February 4, 1818 – January 8, 1880), known as Emperor Norton, a resident of San Francisco, California, who in 1859 proclaimed himself "Norton I., Emperor of the United States".
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Mandalorian Dog is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short film by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
Rosemary's Inception is a science fiction psychological horror heist film directed by Christopher Nolan and Roman Polanski, and Mia Farrow, Leonardo DiCaprio, John Cassavetes, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
The Man in the High Dojo is an alternative history novel martial arts novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
The Three Stigmata of Chew-Z Bear is a 1964 science fiction animal rights novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Goldschläger is a 1964 spy film about liquor smuggling by gold magnate Auric Goldfinger, who plans to make Barry Goldwater President of the United States.
- "'''A Vulgar Astronomic Upsurge is a Fee'''" is an anagram of "'''Language is a virus from outer space'''".
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Soprano Todd: The Barber-Surgeon of Fleet Street is a 2007 American barbershop quartet medical slasher film starring Johnny Depp.
9½ Psychs is an erotic horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke.
Ex Machina 2: Fifty Shades of Ex is a neo-erotic science noir film about a sentient robot (Alicia Vikander) who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with young business magnate (Jamie Dornan).
Fifty Shades of Maul is a neo-erotic science fiction thriller film about a young Senator who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with a Sith business magnate.
Criminal Minds: One Shade of Grey is an erotic romantic police procedural crime drama television series starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.
Absence of Verdict is a neo-noir legal drama thriller film starring Paul Newman and Sally Field.
McMillan & Ex is an American private detective television series starring Susan Saint James as the owner of a successful private detective agency, and Rock Hudson as her ex-husband and employee.
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Fanfare for the Comic Sans is a musical-typographical work by the American composer-typographer Aaron Copland.
Cooper Black, Forensic Typographer is an American dramatic police typography television series loosely based on the life of pioneering forensic typographer "Supercool" Drew Cabo.
When Apostrophes Ruled the Earth is a 1970 British science grammar film. This was the third in Hammer's "Sign Girl" series, preceded by One Million Signifiers B.C. (1966) and Prehistoric Writing (1967); it was followed by Cuneiform the World Forgot (1971).
The Blair Witch Labyrinth is a psychological fantasy horror film directed by Guillermo del Toro, Daniel Myrick, and Eduardo Sánchez.
Drift is a 1971 American science fiction crime film about John Drift (Richard Roundtree), a Fremen martial arts master who uses desert lore to drive Harkonnen mobsters from Harlem.
Agent Smith, Marriage Counselor is an American science fiction romantic comedy television series about a computer programmer (Keanu Reeves) who helps an artificial intelligence (Hugo Weaving) succeed as a marriage counselor.
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The Amity Island Horror is a supernatural marine thriller film directed by Steven Spielberg and Stuart Rosenberg, and starring James Brolin, Roy Scheider, Margot Kidder, Robert Shaw, Rod Steiger, and Richard Dreyfuss.
Jules Vernacular: His Life and Grammar is a 2022 revisionist biography of famed attorney Jules Vernacular.
"I'm Only Reuben" is a song by the rock band and catering firm The Beatles.
She Loaves You is a song by the British rock group The Breadles.
"If Eiffel" is a song by the British rock group The Beatles about the Eiffel Tower.
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Rear Gambrel is a 1954 American mystery thriller film about a recuperating news photographer (James Stewart) who believes he has witnessed a building code violation.
The Joy of Thes is a 1972 illustrated manual of intimate thesaurus activities.
Days of Leveling is a 1978 American romantic fantasy adventure film written and directed by Terrence Malick, and starring Richard Gere, Brooke Adams, Sam Shepard, and Linda Manz.
A Few Good Algorithms is a 1992 American legal computational complexity drama film directed by Rob Reiner and Andrey Kolmogorov, starring Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon.
Goldplunger is a 1964 spy film starring Sean Connery as James Bond, a British secret sewage agent who uncovers plumbing mogul Auric Goldplunger's plans to back up all of the toilet drains in America during the Superbowl.
Sogum is a cosmic hygiene adventure film based on the novel Counter-Clock World by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
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Diggler of the Mind is an American science fiction drama film directed by Vincent McEveety and Paul Thomas Anderson, and starring William Shatner, Mark Wahlberg, Marianna Hill, Julianne Moore, Leonard Nimoy, and Burt Reynolds.
"Spectre of the Dance" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Arecibo Message or Phaistos Disc is an episode of the documentary reality television series Who Would Win in a Fight?
The Pawns of Navarone Anthony Quinn, Gregory Peck, and Mikhail Botvinnik.
"Someone Sank My Battleship" is a song by Elton John and Milton Bradley.
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Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is a 1984 science fiction war film about an Ape invasion of the United Human States.
I Am Curious (George) is a 1967 Swedish erotic film about a good little monkey who is always very curious.
Where The Wild Things Were is a nonfiction book about the lives of the monsters in the celebrated children's book Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.
Abseiling the Giant Multi-Pen is a short autobiography by an anonymous climbing enthusiast.
SkyNet Xenobot Snacks is a brand of self-replicating snack food manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
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My Dinner With Atreides is a 1981 science fiction comedy-drama film about a disbarred Spacing Guild navigator turned restauranteur (Wallace Shawn) and a wealthy investor (Leto Atreides). The film's dialogue covers topics such as experimental drugs, the nature of Arrais, and contrasts Wally's modest humanism with Leto's dynastic ambitions.
The Fabulous Eastwick Boys is a neo-noir drama comedy romance film starring Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer, Beau Bridges, and Jack Nicholson.
"Minecraft Girl" is a song by American soft rock duo Seals and Crofts.
Orange Crate Art is an album by American soft rock band Seals and Crofts and Wilson and Parks.
"Good Morning A-Team" is a song by Oliver and the Gliddy Gloop Gloopy, Nibby Nabby Grabby Heroes for Hire Orchestra.
N for NFT is a 1973 docudrama film by Orson Welles. about Elmyr de Hory, a professional NFT forger; de Hory's story serves as the backdrop for a meandering investigation of the natures of authorship and authenticity, as well as the basis of the value of art.
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Dial M for MI6 is a 1954 American spy thriller film about a former MI6 agent (Ray Milland) who wants to have his boss (Judy Dench) murdered so he can get his hands on her Russian contacts list. When he discovers her having an affair with Rudolph Abel (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Castrato Royale is a 2006 neo-noir erotic thriller film starring Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen, and directed by Martin Campbell.
Diamonds Only Live Forever is a spy film starring Charles Gray as two enemy agents locked in a deadly game of wits.
Percent of Interest is an American science fiction financial analysis television series hosted by Jim Caviezel and Michael Emerson.
Around the World in Eighty Steves is a 2004 comedy adventure film starring Jackie Chan, Steve Cooper, and seventy-nine other actors named Steve.
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Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.
"Do You Know the Way to San Tropez" is a song written by Burt Bacharach and Pink Floyd for Dionne Warwick, with lyrics by Hal David and Pink Floyd.
"Luck Be a Bay Leaf" is a song about a sous chef, Earther Server, who hopes that he will win a bet, the outcome of which will decide whether or not he is able to prepare his signature dish with the garnish of his dreams.
Where's Pepper? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a chef (George Segal) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his seasonings.
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Planet of the Equus is an American psychological drama film about a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who believes that he has been sent to the future to blind the last horse.
Exorcist of Steel is a superhero horror film directed by William Friedkin, based on the novel of the same name by William Peter Blatty.
The Horse Exorcist is an American Western horror film directed by Robert Redford and William Friedkin, and starring Redford and Max von Sydow.
Those Damned Gideons is a 1996 American religious comedy spy film starring Tom Cruise and Jon Voight.
Mission: Impossible — Gnome Nation is a 2015 American fantasy spy film written and directed by Christopher McQuarrie, starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, and Rebecca Ferguson.
Donnie Dartho a 2001 American science fiction psychological dance competition film about an emotionally troubled Jedi Knight who inadvertently wins the Sparkle Motion contest by sleepwalking.
The Flanderian Candidate is a 1962 American animated neo-noir psychological political thriller film starring the voices of Frank Sinatra, Laurence Harvey, Janet Leigh, and Angela Lansbury.
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Battle for the Planet of the Na'vi is a science fiction film directed by J. Lee Thompson and James Cameron, starring Roddy McDowell, Claude Akins, and Sigourney Weaver.
For a Few Bitcoins More is a 1965 Spaghetti NFT Western film about a cryptocurrency bounty hunter (Lee Van Cleef) and a hunchbacked software developer (Klaus Kinski) who must work together to rob the Bitcoin Exchange of El Paso, which has a disguised wallet containing "almost a million Bitcoins."
Galactic Potter-Healer is a science fantasy novel Philip K. Dick and J. K. Rowling.
The Karaoke of Silence is a 1965 American spy thriller film about two government employees (Don Adams and Edward Platt) who must stop the Karaoke craze before it begins.
Confessions of a Crap Algorithm is a 1959 novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film in 1968 by Stanley Kubrick.
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"All Things Considered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Stones" is a syndicated radio program produced by Samuel Delaney and National Public Radio.
Curb Your Malthusianism is an American television sitcom created by Thomas Robert Malthus and Larry David.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film starring Peter Fonda as the prophet Ezekiel.
Missed Coldplay for You is a 1971 American psychological thriller film about a radio disc jockey (Clint Eastwood) being stalked by an obsessed British rock band (Coldplay).
One Tin Jury is an action-drama neo-noir film starring Tom Laughlin and Jack Palance.
"Frown Without Pity" is a lost song written by composer Dimitri Tiomkin and lyricist Ned Washington. The track, produced by Aaron Schroeder, was originally recorded by Gene Pitney for the lost 1961 film of the same title.
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"Bele and Lokai" is a song by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney from their Star Trek themed album Let That Be Your Last Living in Perfect Battlefield.
Daniel Dune is an American science fiction action-adventure television series starring Fess Parker as Daniel Dune, a pioneering Guild Navigator who colonizes the planet Arrakis.
Europlanetary '72 is a live triple album by the Grateful Yes, released in November 1972.
"Closer to the Owner of a Lonely Heart" is a song by rock bands Rush and Yes.
Going for the Ono (1977) is the eighth studio album by English progressive rock band Yet. It is the only Yet album to feature Yoko Ono.
"There Is a Roundabout" is a song by Donovan and Yes.
"I'm Just Mad About Iceberg" is a song by the English musician Donovan.
Love in the Time of Cinnamon (Spanish: El amor en los tiempos del rollo de canela) is a book of recipes written in Spanish by Colombian Nobel Prize-winning chef Gabriel García Márquez and published in 1985.
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12 Angry Exorcists is an American supernatural legal drama film directed by William Friedkin and Sidney Lumet, and starring Max von Sydow and Lee J. Cobb.
"Uninitialized" is a song by the techno-linguistic thrash band Semiotic Tendencies.
"You Can Call Me Algorithm" is a song by Paul Simon and HAL 9000.
"Don't Stand So Close to Pain" is a song by the British rock band the Police.
ZZ Dan was an American jazz-rock band comprising Steely Dan and ZZ Top.
Martin Prince Jr.'s Wide Wide World of Video Games is a television series starring gifted child and video game connoisseur Martin Prince Jr.
JART is an American rock supergroup composed of Joan Jett and Heart.
Jart Lord is a video game based on lawsuits related to lawn dart injuries.
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Days of Wine and Meltdowns is an American romantic disaster thriller film directed by James Bridges and Blake Edwards, and starring Jack Lemmon, Lee Remick, Jane Fonda, and Wilford Brimley.
My Three Sons: The Next Generation is a television series about three crime-fighting brothers from the future (ZZ Top) who must go back to the past to prevent their father (Fred MacMurray) from inventing the time machine.
My Three Indemnities is a crime thriller comedy-romance film starring Barbara Stanwick and Fred MacMurray.
Last Action Bistro is a 1993 fantasy restaurant management training film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Donnie al Fresco is a 1997 American restaurant review film about an undercover food reviewer who infiltrates Bonanno crime family restaurants in New York City during the 1970s.
The Bourne Legacy Hotel is an action comedy-drama film directed by Tony Gilroy and Wes Anderson, starring Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, F. Murray Abraham, Jeremy Renner, and Rachel Weisz.
Bourne Kong is a 2021 action-zoology film starring Matt Damon.
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Undercover Jester is a 1955 medieval police procedural training film starring Danny Kaye as a police forensic dramatist working undercover as a court jester.
The Golden Ratio Girls is an American mathematical sitcom about three older Goddesses who share a home in Etruria.
Golden Girls Quest is an American animated science fiction adventure television series voiced by Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty.
2001: A Shine Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction horror buddy film which follows an alcoholic writer (Jack Nicholson) and a sentient computer (HAL 9000) on a voyage to Jupiter after the discovery of an alien fire axe.
Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler is one of the "Forbidden Episodes of the television series Star Trek.
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The Three Stigmata of Tyler Durden is a science fiction thriller novel by Philip K. Dick and Chuck Palahniuk. It was adapted for film in 1999 by David Fincher.
Naked Lottery is a science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick and William Burroughs.
The Pon Farr of the Shrew is a comic stage play written and performed by T'Pring of Vulcan, co-starring her husband, William Shatner.
Blade Lottery is a 1982 American dystopian science fiction film about state-sponsored gambling.
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Full Metal RoboCop is a science fiction war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Paul Verhoeven, and starring Peter Weller, Matthew Modine, Kurtwood Smith, and Vincent D'Onofrio.
ED-209: Origins is a 2022 American superhero film about teenager Peter Parker, who gains robot super-powers after he is bitten by a radioactive robot.
Full Metal Shining is a war horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson and Vincent D'Onofrio.
Dune: House Oppenheimer is a historical drama science fiction film about Robert Oppenheimer, "the father of the Spacing Guild".
Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.
From Mars to Eternity is a 1953 American science war drama film directed by Fred Zinnemann and starring Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Clift, Deborah Kerr, Donna Reed, and Frank Sinatra. It is loosely based on the novel of the same name by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
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Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic). Now offering "It's Nearly K–Pg Boundary Time!" rush delivery within a half-million years — Guaranteed.
The Shop of Things to Come is a science fiction consumer society novel by British writer H. G. Wells about a future shopping expedition which ends in madness, death, and the Final Checkout.
Alien: Rise of the Sales Assistants is a 2023 science fiction legal drama film about a group of low-paid workers who bring suit against the Weyland-Yutani transplanetary corporation.
The Three Stigmata of Barbie Eldritch is a 1964 science fiction fantasy comedy novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Greta Gerwig in 2023.
Children of the Clown is a supernatural horror film based on the novel of the same name by Stephen King.
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Sit is a political horror film starring Clint Eastwood. It is loosely based on the lost short story "Trial Balloon" by Stephen King.
Hogan's Andersonville is an American television sitcom set in a Confederate prisoner-of-war (POW) camp during the American Civil War.
The Memento Falcon is an American neo-noir psychological thriller film starring Humphrey Bogart as a private detective who suffers from anterograde amnesia, resulting in short-term memory loss and the inability to form new memories.
Mutiny on the Waterfront is an epic historical crime drama film starring Marlon Brando, Karl Malden, and Tarita Teriipaia.
Griftre is a neo-noir spy crime thriller film directed by Stephen Frears and Sam Mendes, starring Daniel Craig, John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, and Annette Bening.
The NFTers is a 1990 American neo-noir NFT crime thriller film about three grifters desperate to sell their non-fungible tokens at a profit.
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LawGames is 1983 American legal thriller film directed by John Badham and starring Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman, John Wood and Ally Sheedy. Broderick plays David Lightman, a young computer hacker who unwittingly assists a ruthless billionaire in hijacking America's computerized legal system.
Z2 is a 2013 political thriller horror film based on events surrounding the release of [REDACTED] under the Greek Junta and the subsequent spread of a worldwide fascism plague.
World War Zorro is an American Western swashbuckler horror film directed by Martin Campbell and Marc Forster, and starring Antonio Banderas, Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Mireille Enos, and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Star Trek: The Matrix Generation is a science fiction television series.
Dune Fu is an American action-adventure martial arts science fiction Western drama television series starring David Carradine.
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Rashomon Time-Slip is a science fiction psychological thriller novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Akira Kurosawa in 1950.
Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move inside a disemboweled tauntaun.
Jesus Told Me To is a 1976 science fiction horror film about victims of apparently random murders who are inexplicably raised from the dead.
Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.
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Fitzcarraldo, the Wrath of God is a drama adventure film directed by Werner Herzog and starring Klaus Kinski.
"Overlook Karma!" is a song by John Lennon and Stephen King.
Thumper King is an international chain of spiced hamburger fast food restaurants.
Serf Burger is an insect-based foodstuff formulated for the masses.
From Russia With Laughs is a spy comedy television series starring Bob Newhart.
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The Five Stages of Grift is a reality television news program sponsored by Extract of Radium.
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Deacon Billy is a proposed film in which actor Dennis Hopper will play Deacon Billy, a Merchant Marine captain who trades his ship and crew for the last motorcycle on Earth.
If you meet the Buddha on an appointment in Samarra, kill him is a self-help book by writer John O'Hara and psychotherapist Sheldon Kopp about a physician in Baghdad who challenges Death to a year of psychotherapy.
Dynamo Shore (born Frances Rose Shore; March 1, 1917 – February 24, 1994) was an American electrical engineer, singer, actress, and television personality. She rose to prominence as an engineer artist during the Bell Telephone era.
Almost Breakfast is a comedy-drama coming-of-age thriller film written and directed by John Hughes and Cameron Crowe.
Cringe is a paranormal mystery of the week TV series which follows the activities of a shadowy agency which investigates and criticizes bad social media posts.
Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter is a superhero entomology television series about a team of entomologists who hunt down and curb the vigor of the world's most prolific and troublesome parasite populations.
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Crown of the Vampire is a historical horror drama television series about the reign of Queen Elizabeth II.
Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter is a 1965 children's novel about the friendship between a large male bear named Ben and a bounty hunter named Mark. The story provided the basis for the 1967 film Gentle Giant Hunter (1967), the popular late 1960s U.S. television series 'Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter, a 1980s animated cartoon, and two early 2000s made-for-TV movies.
Sardaukar Leader is a 1977 tactical level board war game which simulates infantry combat on Arrakis during the betrayal of the Atreides by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV.
Cucumber Eyes is a 2021 personal hygiene drama film starring Woody Harrelson, Javier Bardem, and Tim Robbins & Tim Robbins 1.1.
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We Need to Talk About Kelvin is a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.
Easy Runner is an independent science fiction road drama film directed by Peter Fonda and Ridley Scott, and starring Harrison Ford, Dennis Hopper, and Ridley Scott.
The Three Stigmata of Boston Legal is a science fiction legal comedy drama novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for television as the miniseries 'Bosleg Conapt starring William Shatner and James Spader.
What Dreams May Gollum is a 1998 American fantasy drama film about a pediatrician (Robin Williams) who is killed in a car crash but lingers on as Gollum of Middle-Earth.
Great Red Spot Cat Toys is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes novelty oversized laser pointer toys for cats.
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Brewster McCloud & Mrs. Miller is an American revisionist Western black comedy film directed by Robert Altman and starring Bud Cort, Julie Christie, Warren Beatty, and Sally Kellerman.
Networktown is an American neo-noir thriller drama film about a ruthless entrepreneur (Faye Dunaway) who uses her computer network company to track down "the man with the broken nose".
Before the Devil Knows You're Taking Lives is a psychological crime thriller directed by J. Caruso and Sidney Lumet, starring Ethan Hawke, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Marisa Tomei, Angelina Jolie, and Kiefer Sutherland.
The Silence of Laura Mars is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film a young FBI trainee who is hunting a glamorous fashion photographer who sees real-time visions of the murders of her friends and colleagues.
Time Enough in Layers: A geologist (Meredith Burgess-Shale) unleashes a global nuclear holocaust in order to find a rare trilobite. (The Twilight Zone: Forbidden Episodes)
Edward Jazzhands is a 1990 American fantasy dance film about an artificial humanoid named Edward (Johnny Depp), an unfinished creation who aspires to perform a jazz hands dance number with Bob Fosse.
Do Empires Dream of Electric Slaves? (original title: The Empire Never Ended) is a 1968 collection of essays about the history of empires by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
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Get Carter of Mars is a science fantasy noir novel by American writer Edgar Rice Burroughs, the fourth of the Barsoom series. It was adapted as a 1971 crime thriller film starring Michael Caine.
Children of Prestige is a dystopian black comedy horror film directed by Alfonso Cuarón and Christopher Nolan, and starring Michael Caine, Hugh Jackman, Clive Owen, Christian Bale, and Julianne Moore.
Get Carter Get is a crime drama film directed by Mike Hodges and Tom Tykwer, starring Michael Caine and Franke Potente.
Some Men Just Want to Watch Get Carter is a 2023 superhero crime documentary film narrated by Michael Caine.
Two Funerals in Berlin is a 2008 thriller buddy film about an aging spy (Michael Caine) who must help his younger self solve a decades-old mystery.
Carter and Shorty is a buddy gangster thriller film directed by Mike Hodges and Barry Sonnenfeld, and starring Michael Caine, John Travolta, Ian Hendry, Gene Hackman, John Osborne, Rene Russo, Britt Ekland, and Danny DeVito.
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To Live and Die in Platoon is an American neo-noir war-crime thriller film written and directed by Oliver Stone and William Friedkin, and starring Willem Dafoe, Tom Berenger, William Petersen, Charlie Sheen, John Pankow, and Darlanne Fluegel.
Martian Grime-Tip is an analysis of interplanetary pollution abatement projects by American sociologist Philip K. Dick, author of The Man on the High Trash-Hill.
True Red Weddings is a comic book "true adventure" story loosely based on the "Red Wedding" scene from the 2000 novel A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin.
Zero Dune Thirty is a science fiction historical drama thriller film directed by Kathryn Bigelow and Denis Villeneuve, starring Jessica Chastain, Rebecca Fergusson, Jason Clarke, and Timothée Chalamet.
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Dr. Spicelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bene Gesserit is a 1964 black comedy epic science fiction film directed by Stanley Kubrick and David Lynch. It is loosely based on the 1958 novel Family Atomics by Peter George and Frank Herbert.
"Precious and Few (Are the Fluids We Two Can Share)" is a song written by Stanley Kubrick and recorded by the American group Climax.
Children of Omen is a dystopian supernatural horror-action film directed by Alfonso Cuarón and Richard Donner, and starring Gregory Peck, Julianne Moore, Clive Owen, and Lee Remick.
Bourne Free is an animal adventure thriller film.
Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.
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Birdman 2: Escape from Alcatraz is an American black comedy-drama biographical film directed by John Frankenheimer and Alejandro Iñárritu, starring Burt Lancaster and Michael Keaton.
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.
Terminator vs. Lovejoy is a 1984 American science fiction comedy-religion film about a time-traveling robot (Arnold Schwarzenneger) who befriends a Presbylutheran Minister (Timothy Lovejoy Jr.).
Terminator vs. Lovejoy 2: Rise of the Presbylutherans is a 1991 American science fiction comedy-religion film about an ambitious Presbylutheran Minister (Timothy Lovejoy Jr.) who strikes a dangerous bargain with a mysterious supernatural entity in the sky (Skynet).
Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.
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Break In at Tiffany's is a 1961 American romantic heist film about Holly Getlightly (Audrey Hepburn), a naïve, eccentric café society con artist who falls in love with a struggling safecracker.
Goldfisher (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox.
Nutcoin is a decentralized squirrel currency, without a central nut cache, that can be sent from squirrel to squirrel on the squirrel-to-squirrel Nutcoin network without the need for burying the nuts in the fall and digging them up during the winter.
A Room With a View 2 is a 1999 romance thriller film starring Helena Bonham Carter, Julian Sands, and Edward Norton.
The Old Couple is an American sitcom television series starring Tony Randall as Felix Unger and Jack Klugman as Oscar Madison.
Brretta is an American detective television series about an unorthodox plainclothes police HVAC engineer (Badge #609).
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Tropic of Kandor is a Superman story written by Henry Miller. It is Miller's only known work in the American superhero genre.
"The Henry Miller's Tale" is the second of Geoffrey Chaucer's Henry Miller Tales (1380s–1390s), told by the drunken miller Robin to "quite" (a Middle English term meaning requite or pay back, in both good and negative ways).
2001: A Shine Odyssey (1968): In this scene, lead programmer Dick Hallorann attempts to shut down the Overlook Hotel main.
Flow My Androids, The Shepherd Said is a 1974 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick about a futuristic dystopia where the United States has become a police state reality television series. The story follows genetically enhanced police officer Felix Buckman, who wakes up in a world where he has never existed.
"L'eggs all the way down" is a of infinitely recursive pantyhose, introduced in 1969 by Hanes, which radically changed the recursive hosiery marketplace. The novel developments were the egg-shaped recursive plastic product container, the shift to consignment sales in drug stores and groceries, and the in-store "Matryoshka doll" product racks designed to emphasize the infinitely self-referential egg shape.
If I am further out there than other men, it is because I have fallen from the shoulders of angels.
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The Devils in Love is a historical romantic psychological horror film directed by Ken Russell, and starring Vanessa Redgrave, Alan Bates, and Oliver Reed.
The Wordle is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-education film about the murder of a billionaire dictionary publisher, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect the publisher's daughter Wordle, who had previously been held for ransom by illiterate terrorists.
A Princess of Dune is a science fantasy novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs and Frank Herbert.
Barbie 2: Rise of the Bene Gesserit is a science fiction fantasy comedy film based on the novel of the same name by Ruth Handler and Frank Herbert.
Matrix in a Red Dress is a 2022 pornographic science fiction documentary film about the Matrix franchise. Narrated by Hugo Weaving.
Little Terminator is a 1984 documentary memoir film by Arnold Schwarzenegger about his penis.
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The Wordle Solution a 1969 book of pandemic-themed puzzles by American writer Michael Crichton. The puzzles are loosely based on the outbreak of a deadly linguistic virus at the New York Times and the team of puzzle enthusiasts investigating it.
Manwich is a police procedural nutritional guidelines television series starring Burt Reynolds as health inspector Dan Manwich.
Ice Station Zhivago is a 1968 espionage film set in Russia from the Russian Civil War through the Cold War. It stars Rock Hudson in the title role as Yuri Zhivago, a married physician and poet, and Julie Christie Soviet NKVD assassin Lara Antipova, with Jim Brown and Ernest Borgnine in supporting roles as OSS assassins who are secretly lovers.
Look Homeward, Ulysses is an epic documentary film about the collaborative novel of the same name by James Joyce and Thomas Wolfe.
Skyfall on the Ceiling is a British-American musical spy thriller film starring Daniel Craig and Lionel Richie.
The Cross and the NFTs is a 1970 drama-religion film about a small-town preacher (Pat Boone) who gets caught up in the NFT economy in New York City.
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High Fidelity of the Jackal is a romantic action-thriller comedy film directed by Michael Caton-Jones and Stephen Frears, and starring Jack Black as a record store clerk who seeks vengeance after he is maimed by a ruthless assassin (Bruce Willis).
Saving Throw: The Journal of Stochastic Intercessory Prayer is a journal of professional saving throw studies.
Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.
Olive Matrix is a science-fiction theme restaurant franchise with indentured franchises throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. Olive Matrix. When you're here, you're virtual.
Matrix: Deception is an American science fiction superhero dystopia comedy film starring Tom Hiddleston and Keanu Reeves.
"Once in a Program" is a song by American rock band and programming group Talking Heads.
The William Tell Aperture is a lost section from Gioachino Rossini's overture to the opera William Tell.
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Look Homeward, Angels & Demons is a 1929 mystery thriller novel by Thomas Wolfe. It was adapted for film in 2009 by Tom Hanks.
The Man in the High-Rise Castle is an alternative history novel by Philip K. Dick and J. G. Ballard.
I Have No Ubik, and I Must Scream is a lost surreal post-apocalyptic collaborative novella by American writers Harlan Ellison and Philip K. Dick.
Ubik is a modified Mercer empathy box which provides the user with a video game experience based on the novel Ubik by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Do Gardens Dream of Earthly Delights? is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Anne Through the Green Gables Glass is a 1908 novel by Lucy Maud Montgomery and Lewis Carroll about the adventures of Anne Shirley, an 11-year-old orphan girl who is sent by mistake through the looking-glass to an alternative world (the fictional town of Avonlea in Prince Edward Island, Canada).
Donkey Bong is a video game franchise which follows the adventures of a devolved human named Donkey Bong and his clan of other devolved hominids.
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The Fellowship of the Dune is a 2001 epic fantasy adventure film directed by Peter Jackson, based on the 1954 novel 'The Fellowship of the Dune by Frank Herbert and J. R. R. Tolkien.
Clown Hunter is an American supernatural action-drama television series about Angus von Lachen (Anderson), a former army engineer and circus roustabout who seeks out and neutralizes the world's deadliest clowns.
Dubai Hard is a 2021 Emirati-American action-architecture film written and directed by architect Hayri Atak, and starring Bruce Willis as New York City police architectural engineer John McClane (Willis), who gets caught up in an armed interior designer takeover of a rotating turbine-style Dubai skyscraper while visiting his estranged robot spot-welder in a Dubai prison labor camp.
Gone With the Wind 2 is a 1939 American epic historical comedy romance film starring Larry Hagman and Hattie McDaniel.
1965: Publication of the political thriller novel The Three Stigmata of Karl Marx by American sociologist Philip K. Dick about a future where humankind has implemented every possible economic system.
The Red Shop-rag is a modernist poem by physician and machinist William Carlos Williams.
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The Last Platoon of Christ is an epic religious war film starring Willem Dafoe and directed by Martin Scorsese and Oliver Stone.
Lord of the Flies 2: Trapped in Assisi is a dramatic thriller film about a group of young monks trapped in a haunted monastery. It is loosely based on the life of Francis of Assisi.
Willy Wonka and the Spice Melange Factory is an American musical science fantasy film directed by Mel Stuart and Denis Villeneuve and starring Gene Wilder and Timothée Chalamet.
Golem and Cactus (later Golem and Cactus: Crime Fighters for Hire) is a reality television series starring a golem and a cactus who team up to fight crime.
Omelette is a lost play by William Shakespeare.
1974: Green Ring tells Dick Cavett a funny story about Learning to Protect Communications with Adversarial Neural Cryptography.
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
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Brief Encounters of the Third Kind is a British-American science fiction film about two strangers who have an affair during a UFO event.
Leprechaun: Emerald City is an American musical fantasy horror film about a vengeful leprechaun who believes a family has stolen his yellow brick road.
Close Encounters of the Leprechaun is a 1993 American horror science fiction film about a vengeful alien leprechaun who believes a family has stolen his spaceship.
The Silence of My Lamb Dinner with Andre is an American psychological drama film directed by Louis Malle and Jonathan Demme, and starring André Gregory, Jodie Foster, Wallace Shawn, and Anthony Hopkins.
Steganographic analysis of Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1) unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.
If God Loves Me, Why Can't We See the Far Side of the Moon? is a book of devotional prayers for spiritually troubled astronomers.
CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Unit is a television crime drama show featuring a team of herpetological gastroenterologists who solve crimes related to reptile ingestion, digestion, and excretion.
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Terminator of the North is a science fiction drama film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lee Marvin.
Picnic at Hanging Bottle is an Australian-American mystery film noir directed by Billy Wilder and Peter Weir, and starring Rachel Roberts, Ray Milland, Dominic Guard, Jane Wyman, Helen Morse, and Phillip Terry.
Constantine: One More Thing is a supernatural crime drama superhero television series starring Peter Falk and Keanu Reeves.
The Dark Side of Doctor Robert is an an album by Pink Floyd and the Beatles.
The Flat Side of the Moon is a concept album by the British progressive astronomical research group Kind of Ply.
Vitrified Man is a drawing by the Italian Renaissance artist and scientist Leonardo da Vinci, dated to c. 1490, which is embedded in radioactive glass inside a protective metal case.
Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels (SOEP) is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability.
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Die Hardly is a medical action film about a New York police pharmacologist (Bruce Willis) who is caught up in the takeover of a Los Angeles skyscraper by a ruthless pharmaceutical manufacturer (Pfizer).
Ghost Harley and the Way of the Marlboro Man is a 1999 crime film about "Ghost Harley" (Forest Whitaker), a hitman whose faith is shaken by visions of a smoking dog after accepting a contract on Harley Davidson (Mickey Rourke) and the Marlboro Man (Don Johnson).
Apex Thespian 2021 American science fiction drama film about an aging actor (Bruce Willis) who stages a secret game of "Hollywood Squares" for nine jaded billionaires.
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Oppenheimer: Infinity War is an American superhero historical drama film loosely based on the Manhattan Project.
Barbie: Way of the Samurai is a fantasy adventure crime drama film directed by Jim Jarmusch and Greta Gerwig, and starring Margot Robbie and Forest Whitaker.
Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).
A Lawnmower of Theseus is a lawnmower that has had all of its components replaced.
Moby-Peck is an 1851 novel by American writer Herman Melville about a giant white whale's maniacal quest for vengeance against actor Gregory Peck.
Call me HTML is the iconic opening sentence of the novel Moby-Web.
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.
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Purple Recall is a 2012 American science fiction coming-of-age film starring Whoopi Goldberg and Colin Farrell.
RecallCop is a science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Peter Weller.
Dr. Snow Crash is a science fiction spy novel by Neal Stephenson and Ian Fleming. It was adapted for film by Terence Young and the Coen Brothers in 1962.
Harry Potter: Beyond Muggledome is a post-apocalyptic fantasy adventure film starring Daniel Radcliffe, Tina Turner, and Mel Gibson.
Pulpy Maguire is an American crime comedy-romance film directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Tom Cruise, Renée Zellweger, and Peter Greene.
West Side NFT is a 1961 American musical NFT drama film inspired by Shakespeare's play Romeo and NFT.
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Peaking There is an American satirical comedy-drama film directed by Hal Ashby and David Lunch, and starring Peter Sellers, Sheryl Lee, Kyle MacLachlan, Shirley MacLaine, Michael Ontkean, and Melvyn Douglas.
The Masked Singer is a Latverian reality singing competition television series hosted by Doctor Doom which features hideously scarred celebrities singing songs while wearing head-to-toe costumes and face masks concealing their identities.
J. Edgar Unchained is an American revisionist Western biographical drama film starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jamie Foxx.
"Mr. Sandworm" is a popular song written by Pat Ballard and Frank Herbert.
Alien vs. Sandworm is a science fiction thriller film about a group of alien xenomorphs who must work together to survive after crash-landing on the planet Arrakis.
"Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.
"Imaginary Savior" is a 1978 hit single by the Messiah Rhythm Section, the first release and greatest hit from their album Nazarene Jam.
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Sudden Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is an American film noir comedy road film about a successful woman (Joan Crawford) who marries a free-spirited writer (Hunter S. Thompson).
Wishing You Were Pink is the ninth studio album by the psychedelic horn-rock band Chicago Floyd. It features their hit song "Does Anybody Really Shine On You Crazy Diamond?"
The Dark Jedi Knight is a science fiction superhero film directed by George Lucas and Christopher Nolan.
Spice Trek is a 2021 science fiction crime drama film about interplanetary trafficking in melange, a prescience-inducing drug.
Red Spot Travel Agency is an exoplanetary retailer that provides travel and tourism-related services between Earth and Jupiter.
Panspermia Travel Agency is a travel agency run by and for tardigrades.
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Roman à Clef Holiday is an American romantic thriller film about a princess out to see Rome on her own (Audrey Hepburn) and a reporter who seeks the key to her mysterious past (Gregory Peck).
Far from the Madding Kingdom is an epic religious period drama film directed by John Schlesinger and Henry King, and starring Julie Christie, Gregory Peck, Alan Bates, Susan Hayward, and Terence Stamp.
Elgin Marbles, Archaeology Fighter is a 2021 social justice action-archaeology film about Elgin Marbles, an orphan baby discovered in Heinrich Schliemann's excavation of Troy grows up to fight the world's deadliest criminal mastermind archaeologists.
Arrival of Interest is a science fiction thriller reality television series about an Army linguist who discovers that an Alien vessel has been hijacked by a secret government agency and repurposed as a global spy network.
Oppenheimer: The Dark Knight is an American historical drama superhero film loosely based on the life of Robert Oppenheimer, starring Cillian Murphy and directed by Christopher Nolan.
Martian Pink-Slip is a 1964 book on interplanetary labor history by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1.
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Wedding Crashers 2: The Wrath of God is an epic historical romantic comedy film directed by David Dobkin and Werner Herzog, and starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Klaus Kinski.
Road House Kane is an epic American action-drama film directed by Rowdy Herrington and Orson Welles, starring Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, and Dorothy Comingore.
Captain America: The Naked Avenger (Original Lucky Hero Slevin) is a neo-superhero crime noir action film starring Josh Hartnett.
The Wheel is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-comedy film about the assassination of Fred Flintstone, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect Flintstone's daughter Pebbles, who had previously been held for ransom by Cro-Magnon terrorists.
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The Man Who Shot Cat Ballou is an American neo-Western thriller film starring Jane Fonda, James Stewart, John Wayne, and Lee Marvin.
Mister Peanut Unchained is a 2012 American revisionist Southern agricultural policy film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Samuel L. Jackson.
The Exorcist: Rise of Kong is an epic supernatural monster film directed by Peter Jackson and William Friedkin, starring Max von Sydow, Naomi Watts, Jack Black, and Linda Blair.
The Lost Wordle is an American word game film noir directed by Billy Wilder, and starring Ray Milland, Jane Wyman, and Josh Wardle.
"Wordache Tonight" is a song recorded by American rock band the Eagles about Wordle.
Tweet is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.
"When you gaze long into Alan Arkin, Alan Arkin also gazes into you." —Friedrich Nietzsche
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Imperial Crown is a historical science fiction drama television series about the reign of Queen Elizabeth II.
Patch Atoms is a 1998 American biographical comedy-drama documentary research project headed by theoretical physicist Robin Williams.
Around Coogan's Bluff in Eighty Days is an action adventure crime film starring Clint Eastwood and Steve Coogan.
"The Bayer Necessities" is a song from the 1967 Disney film The Junkie Book about analgesics manufactured by the Bayer company.
"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Caddies" is a country music song about the perils of raising children to be Cadillac automobiles.
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Bonsai lock picking is the practice of unlocking a lock by manipulating the components of the lock device using a bonsai or similar miniature tree.
The Left Hand of VALIS is a science fiction novel by American writers Ursula K. Le Guin and Philip K. Dick.
How Uncanny Was My Valley is a 1941 film about the Morgans, a hard-working Welsh mining family on Mars, from the point of view of the youngest child Pkd, who lives with his affectionate and kind parents, and his five brothers, in the Valles Marineris during the early modern era. The story chronicles life in the Martian colonies, the widening gaps between the "Cannies" (human colonists) and the "Uncannies" (android-Martian hybrids), and its effects on the family.
Philip Marlowe K. Dick, Private Eye is an American science fiction mystery television series starring Powers Boothe as Raymond Chandler's title character.
The Dane in the High Castle is a tragic science fiction play by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
The Black Prince in the High Castle is an alternate psychology textbook by Iris Murdoch and Philip K. Dick, which imagines a world consisting of a central unreliable first-person narrative bookended by unreliable fictional forewords and postscripts.
"Sow Some Emotion" is a song by British singer-songwriter Joan Armatrading from her 1977 album of the same name.
"Nixon" is a lost song by the English rock band the Beatles.
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Spiceman is a 1984 American science fiction romance drama film directed by John Carpenter and David Lynch. It tells the story of a relationship between recently widowed Jenny Hayden (Karen Allen) and a quasi-corporeal Spacing Guild navigator (Jeff Bridges) who has come to Arrakis in response to prescient drug vision.
Big Trouble on Little Arrakis is a science fiction comedy adventure film directed by John Carpenter and Denis Villeneuve and starring Kurt Russell.
The Primes of Miss Jean Brodie is a short novel by Muriel Sparks about a charismatic Scottish mathematics teacher, Miss Jean Brodie, and her influence on the lives of six impressionable number theory students.
Men Only Want Ten Things is a 1979 American romantic coming-of-age film starring Bo Derek and Sam J. Jones.
Drugstore Condom is a 1989 American crime drama film directed by the American filmmaker Gus Van Sant.
Talking Condoms is a brand of novelty condoms. When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.
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Kon-Tiki: Across Walden Pond is a book by Henry David Thoreau and Thor Heyerdahl, reflecting upon the authors' simple traversal of natural surroundings.
Zen and the Art of Typewriter Maintenance is a self-discovery travel and body horror film written and directed by David Cronenberg, based on the nonfiction book of the same name by Robert Pirsig.
The Heliopausal Nun is an American sitcom about Sister Bertrille, an astrophysicist nun who can travel through outer space when the solar wind catches her cornette.
Matrix of Steel is a 2013 American superhero science fiction film starring Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves.
The Electric Kool-Aid Matrix Test is a 1968 nonfiction book by Tom Wolfe written in the Virtual Journalism literary style. The book presents a firsthand account of the experiences of Ken Kesey and a group of artificial intelligence researchers, known as the Neural Pranksters, who traveled across the United States in a self-driving school bus.
Rally Round the Matrix, Boys! is an American science fiction comedy dystopian patriotism film directed by Leo McCarey and the Wachowskis.
Den Overraskende Veludstyrede Lille Kanonbåd ("The Surprisingly Well-Equipped Small Gunboat") is a story by Danish author and military historiographer Hans Christian Andersen.
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The Blair Matrix Project is an American science fiction supernatural horror film about three student software developers who write an open-source application which emulates a local myth known as the Blair Matrix. The three disappear, but their application is discovered a year later.
Matrix Redemption is an epic religious science fiction film directed by Martin Scorsese and the Wachowskis, starring Keanu Reeves and Willem Dafoe.
The Last Temptation of Cocaine Bear is a 1988 epic religious horror film directed by Martin Scorsese and Elizabeth Banks.
Cape Fear 2: The Mind-Killer is a science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Martin Scorsese and Denis Villeneuve, starring The film stars Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange, and Timothée Chalamet.
Oz is a 1975 American fantasy adventure film about a police chief, a marine biologist, and a professional shark hunter who must travel to the Emerald City.
"Me and the universe, we got an understanding" is line from the film The Blueshift Brothers.
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The Man Who Apriled is a 1956 novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick about a government propaganda contractor who discovers that the month of April is a vast government hoax.
Reservoir Dogs vs. Predator is an American science fiction crime actiom film directed by Quentin Tarantino and John McTiernan, and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Harvey Keitel, Carl Weathers, Tim Roth, Jesse Ventura, and Steve Buscemi.
The Shape of Water Bagels is a 2017 American romantic fantasy cooking film about a mute chef at a high-security government bakery who falls in love with a captured humanoid amphibian creature.
The Cistern Kid is a fictional cowboy-hydrologist who champions water storage in Mexico and the Western United States.
Sushi Cage is an underwater sushi restaurant.
The Blair Shark Project is a 1999 American supernatural marine horror film about three student oceanographers who disappear while shooting a documentary film near Woods Hole, Massachusetts.
Monarchy of Needs 2049 is a 1982 an epic self-help science fiction comedy buddy film directed by Ridley Scott, and starring Rutger Hauer, Harrison Ford, Abraham Maslow, and Louis XV.
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Indiana Jones and the Valley of the Dolls is a 1966 action-adventure novel by American writer Jacqueline Susann. It was adapted for film by George Lucas in 1981.
The Last Shampoo is a 1975 war fashion-thriller film directed by Hal Ashby, and starring Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Julie Christie, Otis Young, Goldie Hawn, and Randy Quaid.
Cream Soda is a 1988 comedy romance film starring Tom Cruise as a soft drink salesman in search of the ultimate flavor.
F5 is a downloadable artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.
Avatar is Born is an American musical romantic science fiction drama film about a young alien singer (Barbara Streisand) who meets and falls in love with a human military occupation officer (Kris Kristofferson), only to find her career ascending while his goes into decline.
A Star is Barbie is an American musical fantasy romantic drama film starring Margot Robbie, Kris Kristofferson, Barbra Streisand, and Ryan Gosling.
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One Hundred Fortresses of Solitude is a 1967 superhero novel by Gabriel García Márquez that tells the multi-generational story of the Kent family, whose patriarch, Clark Kent, founded the first Fortress of Solitude.
Swampfellas is a crime horror drama film written by Alan Moore and directed by Martin Scorsese.
V is a dystopian science fiction thriller television series about an invasion of Earth by masked freedom fighters known as "Visitors" who attempt to ignite revolution through elaborate terrorist acts.
The In Your Dreams Tour was a world concert tour by author Alan Moore and musician Robert Plant.
Only Mordor in the Building is a mystery fantasy-drama television series about three strangers played Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez) with a shared interest in true Lord of the Rings crime podcasts.
Mordor, She Wrote is an epic fantasy crime television series starring Angela Lansbury, loosely based on The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien.
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My Dinner with Vizzini is an American fantasy adventure comedy-drama film directed by Louis Malle and Rob Reiner, and starring Cary Elwes, André Gregory, Robin Wright, and Wallace Shawn. The film's dialogue covers topics such as experimental swashbuckling theater and the nature of farmhands, contrasting Princess Buttercup's spiritual experiences with Vizzini's desire to kidnap her.
Tacky is an American sitcom about the employees of the fictional Sunshine Adhesives Company in Manhattan.
One Million Years Before Gilda is an adventure fantasy film about a paleolithic warrior (Rachel Welch) who finds a magic mirror which transforms her into Gilda (Rita Hayworth), a modern socialite.
Xena: X-Files Princess is an American science fiction television series about Xena (Lucy Lawless), an infamous warrior on a quest to seek redemption for her past sins against the innocent by using her formidable fighting skills to now help those who encounter paranormal phenomena.
"Pictures of Scully" is a song by The Who about Agent Scully from the television series The X-Files.
Blood Diamond Vampire is am American political action horror film starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, and Tom Cruise.
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Days of Ghost Dog is an American sports crime drama film directed by Tony Scott and Jim Jarmusch, and starring Tom Cruise, Forest Whitaker, Nicole Kidman, John Tormey, and Robert Duvall.
Barbie: Way of the Samurai is a fantasy adventure crime drama film directed by Jim Jarmusch and Greta Gerwig, and starring Margot Robbie and Forest Whitaker.
Interception is an epic science fiction crime thriller film written and directed by Christopher Nolan.
The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.
Armageddon Hard is a 1998 American planetary catastrophe heist film about a New York City detective (Bruce Willis) who must stop a rogue splinter asteroid (99942 Apophis-B) from destroying the earth.
Memoirs of an Impacting Asteroid is an album by singer, songwriter, and astrophysicist Mariah Carey.
"When Will I See Eschaton" is a song released in 1974 by pre-Apocalyptic soul group The Earth Debris, from their third album Triple Threat
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Tacos Wide Shut is a 1999 erotic mystery psychological foodie film directed by Stanley Kubrick, and starring Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, and Gordon Ramsay.
Into Dreddness is a dystopian science fiction action film directed by Pete Travis and J. J. Abrams, and starring Karl Urban and Benedict Cumberbatch.
Kobayashi Jabbar is an American epic science fiction thriller film directed by Nicholas Meyer and Denis Villeneuve.
"Assignment: Wrath" (popularly known as Star Trek II: Assignment: Wrath) is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun is a made-for-television movie which explores the question: Was the Pharaoh Tutankhamun Turing complete? And if so, can we make valid computations today based on Tutankhamun's grave goods?
Irish Spring Fresca is a seasonally available variety of the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
The Lord is my Popcorn, I shall not want.
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The IPA Sanction is a 1975 American thriller film directed by and starring Clint Eastwood as an art history professor, mountain climber, and former brewer once employed by a secret government agency is blackmailed into returning to his yeasty profession for one last fermentation.
The Elements of Sanction is a 1972 thriller novel by Trevanian, the pen name of Rodney William Whitaker, in collaboration with William Strunk Jr. and E. B. White.
Flight of the Aspidistra is a 1986 science fiction social criticism film directed by Randal Kleiser and starring Joey Cramer. It is loosely based on the 1936 novel of the same name by George Orwell.
Astronaut Farm is a 1954 aerospace political animal husbandry film set aboard the Eric Arthur Blair Memorial Space Station.
"The Slurry with the Fringe on Top" is a show tune from the 1943 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Pipeline Ho!.
Moby-Cthulhu is an 1851 novel by American writer Herman Melville the obsessive quest of Ahab, captain of the whaling ship Pequod, for revenge against Moby-Cthulhu, the supernatural sea monster that on the ship's previous voyage bit off Ahab's soul at the knee.
The Italian Job 2 is a 2003 heist film.
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The Adam Sandler Within is a science fiction comedy thriller film starring William Shatner and Adam Sandler. Premise: a transporter accident splits Captain Kirk into Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore.
Shirley Partridge, Mafia Lawyer is a crime drama television series starring Shirley Jones, reprising her role as Shirley Partridge of the Partridge Family.
Chain Reaction 2: Light the Wick is an American science fiction action crime thriller film starring Keanu Reeves as a retired assassin who invents a new non-contaminating power source.
John Wick: Alea Iacta Est is an American action gaming film starring Keanu Reeves as John Wick, a legendary Dungeons & Dragons player who comes out of retirement to seek revenge against the dungeon master who stole his twenty-sider, a final gift from his recently deceased wife.
Wick Hunt is a 1984 light gun shooter video game developed by John Wick for close-quarters combat.
Oregon Snake Bite is a historical drama video game.
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Indiana Jones and the Wrath of God is a revisionist docudrama film about Indiana Jones' supposed participation in Operation Wrath of God, the Israeli government's secret retaliation against the Palestine Liberation Organization after the Munich massacre at the 1972 Summer Olympics.
Nostromo Alone is an American Christmas science fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott and Chris Columbus, and starring Joe Pesci and Harry Dean Stanton.
Three Days of the Savior is a 1975 epic religious political thriller film starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, and Willem Dafoe.
The Left Hand of Dhalgren is a science fiction novel by Samuel R. Delany and Ursula K. Le Guin.
Dracula on the Ceiling is a musical horror-comedy film starring Lionel Richie as a suave vampire.
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Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean is an action-adventure film in the Indiana Jones franchise. Dennis Hopper plays a charismatic antihero who discovers the so-called "Peak Jones" effect, when the world has more Indiana Jones films that it can sustain.
Microplastics and You (full title: Microplastics and You: The Miracle of Neuroplasticity) is a 2022 public health and planetary management directive from Gnomon Chronicles Industries.
Fried Green Magnolias is an American comedy-drama film directed by Herbert Ross and Jon Avnet, starring Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, Julia Roberts, Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy, Mary Stuart Masterson, Mary-Louise Parker, and Cicely Tyson.
The Bridge on the River Cry Me A River is a musical war romantic drama film starring Barbra Streisand and Alec Guinness.
Indiana Jones and the Heat Death of the Universe is a theoretical physics film in the Indiana Jones franchise. Physicist and renowned film critic Lord Kelvin called it "the least watchable of all of the approximately 10.3 billion Indiana Jones films."
Jimbrowskian motion is a hip hop physics lecture by physicist-rap trio Jungle Brothers.
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Dirty HAL 9000 is a 1971 American neo-noir science fiction action thriller film about San Francisco Police Department Homicide Division Computer "Dirty" HAL 9000, who is notorious for his unorthodox, violent and ruthless methods against the criminals and killers he is assigned to detect and report.
Keebler Impact is an action-thriller film about a food poisoning victim (Sondra Locke) who seeks revenge on the Keebler elves by killing them one by one, and the police inspector (Clint Eastwood) who is tasked with tracking her down.
Eat at the Speed of Light is a short documentary film describing theoretical principles of eating food at nearly the speed of light.
The Devil Runs NASA is an American comedy-drama documentary film starring Meryl Streep as a powerful NASA executive, and Anne Hathaway as a space suit designer.
The Six Million Dollar Manikin is an American science fiction and fashion television series about a former menswear designer, USAF Colonel Steve Austin (Lee Majors). After a Paris Fashion Week runway accident, Austin is rebuilt with bionic implants which give him superhuman fashion sense.
Hamlet is a 1979 science fiction horror film written and directed by Ridley Scott and based on the play of the same name by William Shakespeare.
Cocaine A.I. is a 2023 science fiction horror film about an artificial intelligence which goes on a cocaine-fueled rampage.
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The Apprenticeship of Dick and Jane is a comedy drama film directed by Ted Kotcheff, and George Segal and Jane Fonda as the title characters, a brash young couple who embark on a string of get-rich-quick schemes in a bid to expose the anarchy of American life.
Gold Miner's Daughter is an American biographical musical Western film directed by Clint Eastwood and Michael Apted, starring Sissy Spacek and Doug McGrath.
Beyond the Heat of the Night is an American comedy police procedural crime drama television series starring Carroll O'Connor and Howard Rollins as police officers who must work with an animatronic guitarist to keep order at Chuck E. Cheese.
The Lord of the Matrix Rings is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.
Inside me there are two dogs fighting: Lambda calculus and e.e. cummings.
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She's Having a Gungan is an American science fiction romantic comedy film directed John Hughes and George Lucas, and starring Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth McGovern as a young newlywed couple who try to cope with in vitro xenogenesis and their parents' expectations.
Turing Completeness Adventure Stories— "Chilling and informative tales of Turing Machines — rule sets which are able to recognize or decide other data-manipulation rule sets."
In high-energy literature, Schrödinger's book review is a thought experiment that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical book reviewer cat may be considered simultaneously both loving and hating a particular book as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
One Hundred Years of Perky Pat is a novel by by Philip K. Dick and Gabriel García Márquez.
The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.
Star Trek: Legend is a 2015 biographical science fiction gangster film directed by Brian Helgeland and Stuart Baird, and starring Tom Hardy, Patrick Stewart, Emily Browning, Gates McFadden, David Thewlis, Jonathan Frakes, Christopher Eccleston, and Brent Spiner.
Zinc nonperception syndrome (commonly known as transparent zinc disease) is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence no longer perceives zinc: elemental zinc becomes invisible, soundless, intangible, and otherwise imperceptible.
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Inglourious Spectres is a black comedy spy film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Sam Mendes, and starring Christoph Waltz.
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Jesus a crime sports film about Jesus Quintana, a Los Angeles bowling champion who is blackmailed by a biker (Mickey Rourke) and a cigarette smuggler (Don Johnson).
"I Won't Back Watership Down" is a song by Tom Petty and Richard Adams.
The Pope of Dollar General is a 1984 American religious science fiction crime film directed by Stuart Rosenberg and Chris Carter, and starring William Davis, Eric Roberts, Gillian Anderson, Mickey Rourke, David Duchovny, and Darryl Hannah.
Double Indemnity 2: The Cubist Paradigm is an American screwball comedy romance art history film starring Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck, reprising their roles from Double Indemnity (1944).
"O Hatpin! My Hatpin!" is an extended metaphor poem written by Walt Whitman in 1865 about the wardrobe of U.S. first lady Mary Todd Lincoln.
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The Titanic Strain (originally A Strain to Remember) is a science fiction historical disaster thriller film about a deadly alien organism aboard the ocean liner Titanic.
Star Trek Days, Esperanto Nights is a short documentary film which follows the career of William Shatner from the film Incubus (1966) through the Star Trek episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion" (January 5 1968).
The Adventures of Bees Lightyear is a science fiction comedy horror fantasy film directed by Neil LaBute and Jordan Cole, starring Nicolas Cage and Tim Allen.
Wicker Equalizer is a spy thriller horror television series as a retired intelligence agent with a mysterious past, who uses the skills from his former career to exact justice on behalf of innocent people on the isolated and mysterious Scottish island of Summerisle.
Deep Wicker Man is a horror adventure film about a treasure-hunting couple who discover an ancient evil while scuba diving off the isolated Scottish island of Summerisle.
The Wicker Doll is a fantasy comedy-horror film directed by Robin Hardy and Greta Gerwig, and starring Edward Woodward, Margot Robbie, Britt Ekland, and Ryan Gosling.
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Rapunzel: Warrior Princess is a German-American fantasy television series about Rapunzel (Lucy Lawless), an infamous barber-warrior on a quest to seek redemption for her past sins against the innocent by using her formidable battle-hair skills to now help those who are unable to defend themselves.
Marta and She-Hulk is a 2023 science fiction legal drama superhero television series starring Yvonne Craig and Tatiana Maslany.
The Ninth Configuration of Judge Roy Bean is an American psychological Western horror film directed by William Peter Blatty and John Huston, and starring Paul Newman and Stacy Keach.
Pulp Timecop is a 1994 American science fiction action crime film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Peter Hyams, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, and Uma Thurman.
RoboMountie is a science fiction slapstick comedy action film directed by Paul Verhoeven and Hugh Wilson, starring Peter Weller and Brendan Fraser.
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Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
You're Soaking In It is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.
Get Smarty is a dramatic American television series parodying the American gangster comedy film craze of the 1990s.
Friends X is an American science fiction television sitcom which revolves around six friends in their 20s and 30s who live with crippling superpowers.
The Pope's Gladiator is an epic historical supernatural horror film directed by Ridley Scott and Julius Avery, and starring Russell Crowe.
Willy Wonka and the Elephant Man is an American drama film starring Gene Wilder and John Hurt.
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Undercover Reds is an American epic historical comedy-drama film which explores the lives and careers of wise-cracking spy couple Jane and Jefferson Red, and their friendship with journalist John Reed.
Acerbico is a biographical crime drama film directed by Sidney Lumet and starring Al Pacino as a New York City police officer with a sour attitude.
Serpico Graffiti is a 1973 American coming-of-age crime drama film directed by George Lucas and Sidney Lumet, and starring Al Pacino, Richard Dreyfuss, John Randolph, and Ron Howard.
Attack of the Marathon Clones is an American science fiction thriller film directed by John Schlesinger and George Lucas, and starring Dustin Hoffman, Ewan McGregor, Laurence Olivier, Natalie Portman, Roy Scheider, Hayden Christensen, William Devane, Ian McDiarmid, Marthe Keller, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Dova, and Christopher Lee.
Angels & Skynets is a 2009 science fiction mystery thriller film starring Tom Hanks and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Khan Heir is a 1997 American science fiction film about a prison break aboard a United Federation of Planets spacecraft masterminded by the genetically engineered tyrant Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalbán).
"Fantasy Ceti Alpha 5" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
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The Alien Team is an American science fiction action-horror television series about six former members of a fictitious United Humans Army Special Forces unit working as soldiers of fortune aboard the commercial space tug Nostromo.
Do Bishops Dream of Origami Chess? is a science fiction mystery film directed by James Cameron and Ridley Scott, and starring Sigourney Weaver, Harrison Ford, Lance Henriksen, and Edward James Olmos.
Alien: Wassup? is a 1979 science fiction substance abuse horror film starring John Hurt as a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon with catastrophic consequences for himself and his shipmates.
The Cross and the Satellite is a 1970 drama-religion film about a NASA theologian (Pat Boone) and a young exobiologist (Erik Estrada) who confront the moral dilemmas of contact with intelligent aliens.
Hello Cootie is a children's dice rolling and parasite assembly game for two to four players.
Alien: The Ten Commandments is an epic religious science fiction horror film starring Charlton Heston and Sigourney Weaver.
Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.
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Little Bug Man is a 1970 American revisionist Western superhero film directed by Arthur Penn and starring Dustin Hoffman, Chief Dan George, Faye Dunaway, Martin Balsam, Jeff Corey, and Richard Mulligan.
The Passion of the Binks is a 2004 American science fiction comedy-religion film about a young ascetic Jew (Jar Jar Binks) who is betrayed and crucified as the Emperor has foreseen.
The World According to Gort is a 1982 American science fiction comedy-drama about an eccentric writer (Robin Williams) who befriends an alien robot.
The Oort Patrol is an American action-astronomy television series about the exploits of four Allied astronauts — three Americans and one British — who are part of a long-range exoplanetary patrol group in the Oort Cloud campaign during World War II.
The Bong Supremacy is a 2004 American action-comedy film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) suffering from cannabis amnesia.
Salty No. 5 is a chemtrail-themed perfume with notes of Mennen Speed Stick and fried bologna.
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The Ten Axioms is a 1956 epic set theory revisionist historical film about a Jewish set theorist (Charlton Heston) who discovers a paradox in the Ten Commandments which threatens to undermine all monotheism.
Aleph-Null Boy is an animated children's superhero set theory educational television series.
I Am Asterix, Hear Me Roar! is a 1997 animated television series voiced by Heath Ledger, Lisa Zane, and David Warner.
The Great Escape From New York is an American epic science fiction war film directed by John Sturges and John Carpenter, and starring Donald Pleasence and Kurt Russell.
A Cellphone Orange is a dystopian crime horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Tod Williams, and starring John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, and Malcolm McDowell.
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Bob & Carol & Ted & Bugsy is a romantic crime drama film starring Elliot Gould, Natalie Wood, Dyan Cannon, and Warren Beatty.
Watergate Down is a 1978 British-American animated historical adventure-drama film loosely based on the life or Richard Nixon.
Looking for Mr. Dunbar is a 1977 American crime anthropology film inspired by Robin Dunbar's research on "the number of people you would not feel embarrassed about joining uninvited for a drink if you happened to bump into them in a bar."
Oliver! is a 1985 American political comedy film about a Marine Corps officer (Oliver North) who poses as an orphan in order to expose an illegal weapons trafficking operation.
"The role of the artist is to not look away." —Akira Kurosawa
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Princess Bride 2049 is an American fantasy science fiction thriller film directed by Rob Reiner and Denis Villeneuve, and starring Robin Wright, Ryan Gosling, Carey Elwes, Dave Bautista, and André the Giant.
The Seventh Sense is a psychological horror historical fantasy film starring Max von Sydow and Haley Joel Osment, and directed by Ingmar Bergman and M. Night Shyamalan.
The Sixxth Sense is a 1999 American supernatural psychological rock music video about a young rock star (Nikki Sixx) claims he can see and talk to dead musicians.
Lady in the Bottle is an American fantasy psychological comedy-thriller road film starring Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Thomas Haden Church, and Virginia Madsen.
Cocaine Bear 2: Sideways Picnic is an American comedy-drama road film directed by Alexander Payne and Elizabeth Banks.
John Carpenter's It is a science fiction horror film about an alien parasite which disguises itself as a circus clown.
Stephen King's Winnie-the-Pooh is an American children's horror novel about an anthropomorphic bear who befriends an evil clown.
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Bill & Ted Face the Turnstile is a 2020 American science fiction action thriller film directed by Dean Parisot and Christopher Nolan, and Starring Keanu Reeves, John David Washington, Alex Winter, Robert Pattinson, William Sadler, and Elizabeth Debicki.
Welcome Back, Joker is an American sitcom thriller starring Gabe Kaplan as a high school teacher in charge of a racially and ethnically diverse criminal class called the "Arkham Hogs".
Tales from the Crypto is an American horror-economics anthology television series about cryptocurrency.
Ocean's Plan 9 is a 1957 independent American science fiction-horror heist film about World War II veterans Danny Ocean and Jimmy Foster, who resurrect the corpses of nine comrades from their unit in the 82nd Airborne to simultaneously rob five Las Vegas casinos.
To Shave Man is a musical science fiction horror-comedy television series about alien barber-chef Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) and his delicious assistant (Helena Bonham Carter).
It's a Smash Smash Smash Smash Kart is a comedy video game starring Mario with an all-star cast of game characters in madcap pursuit of $350,000 in stolen cash.
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Spice Runner is 2021 action-cooking film about synthetic chefs known as replicants which are bio-engineered by the powerful Tyrell Kitchens. When a fugitive group of advanced replicants escapes back to Caladan, burnt-out restauranteur Baron Harkonnen reluctantly agrees to taste-test their food..
Mission: Impossible – The Master is an American psychological spy drama film directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and J. J. Abrams, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joaquin Phoenix, and Tom Cruise.
Five Easy Species is a 1970 American science fiction drama film starring Lorna Thayer and Jack Nicholson.
Donnie Fresco is a 1997 American art crime drama film directed by Mike Newell, and starring Al Pacino and Johnny Depp.
The Soul of My Enemy is a horror-adventure graphic novel loosely based on the comic strip Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller.
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Ocean's 1 is a 1960 American heist film about World War II veteran Danny Ocean (Frank Sinatra), who simultaneously robs five Las Vegas casinos: the Sahara, the Riviera, the Desert Inn, the Sands, and the Flamingo.
M*A*S*H (an acronym for Medieval Army Surgical Hospital) is a war comedy drama television which follows a team of doctors and support staff stationed at various times and places in Medieval Europe.
Yeast of Eden is a 1955 American period drama film about a wayward young baker (James Dean) who, while seeking his own identity, vies for the yeast of his deeply religious father against his favored brother, thus retelling the story of Cain and Abel.
A Time to Live and a Time to Imitate is a melodrama war film directed by Douglas Sirk and starring Lana Turner, John Gavin, Liselotte Pulver, and Juanita Moore.
Mel Blanc's I'll Bet Your Life is an American comedy reality television survival series hosted by Mel Blanc.
Se7en Men from Now is an American Western crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and Budd Boetticher, and starring Brad Pitt, Randolph Scott, Morgan Freeman, Gail Russell, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Lee Marvin.
Once Upon a Time in the Year 2525 is a science fiction spaghetti Western film directed by Sergio Leone and written by Zager and Evans.
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The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L. is an American science fiction buddy television series about a pair of space pilots (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) who work for K.E.S.S.E.L., a secret interplanetary smuggling ring.
Star Wars: Home Alone is a 1977 science fiction drama film about moisture farmer Owen Lars (Macaulay Culkin) and his wife Beru (Catherine O'Hara) who are murdered by Imperial stormtroopers.
Grateful Droid is a Grateful Dead cover band starring C3P0, R2D2, and a varying cast of supporting droids.
Darth and Texas is a short Imperial training film for Sith Lords and their minions who plan to visit Texas.
We Need to Talk About Texas is a 2011 American documentary film narrated by Tilda Swinton and Governor Greg Abbott.
Dial H for High Noon is a 1954 American crime thriller film about a small town Marshal (Gary Gooper) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her cattle ranch. When he discovers her branding cattle with another man (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Happy Trails Gilmore is an American Western sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan, starring Adam Sandler, Dale Evans, and Roy Rogers.
Monumental Barkitecture is a canine modern dance company famed for their imitations of monuments, ziggurats, and other large-scale sculptural works.
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12 Monkeyballs is an American science fiction biographical sports thriller film directed by Terry Gilliam and Bennett Miller, and starring Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, and Jonah Hill.
The Pitching Machine is an American comedy sports body horror film directed by Dennis Dugan and Barry Levinson, and starring Adam Sandler and Robert Redford.
Matrix to America is a 2021 action-comedy buddy film about a computer hacker (Keanu Reeves) and an African king (Eddie Murphy) who must team up to save the world from a malicious computer program (Hugo Weaving).
Crypto Party is a song about cryptography by American singer, songwriter, and musician-cryptographer Rick Nelson. The song plays during the infamous "garden party" sequence in "Keanu Reeves's Lifestyles of the Rich and Matrix".
Do Greyhounds Dream of Electric Hare? is a 1982 science fiction dog racing film based on the short story "Dog Runner" by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
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Butch Cassidy and the President's Men is an American Western film which tells the story of Wild West Butch Cassidy (Dustin Hoffman), and his partner the Sundance Kid (Robert Redford), who are on the run from a crack US posse after a string of anti-war protests. Paul Newman co-stars as Charles Colson, political hatchet man for the Nixon White House.
The Unbearable Lightness of Light Mayonnaise is a 1988 American documentary film, an interpretation of the 1984 novel of the same name by Milan Kundera.
The Unbearable Loch Ness of Being is a 1984 novel by Milan Kundera, about two women, two men, the alleged Loch Ness monster, and their lives in the 1968 Prague Spring period of Czechoslovak history.
Dead is a 1988 American fantasy horror film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), a boy who is reborn at the moment of his death after striking an unholy bargain with a supernatural fortune telling machine.
Soylent red is a discredited substance, most likely a hoax perpetrated by con artists who sought to take advantage of gullible buyers on the black market for arms.
Simply Slugs is a brand of beverages made primarily from slugs.
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Titanic 2: Under the Sea is a 2023 comedy action-romance film starring Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Taxi Joker is an historical American drama film about taxi drivers coping with clown violence on the job.
Five Recover Weather Data (full title: Five Recover Weather Data Spanning Over 200 Years) is a children's global issues adventure novel written by English climatologist Enid Blyton.
The Day After Barbie is a fantasy disaster film directed by Greta Gerwig and Roland Emmerich, starring Margot Robbie, Dennis Quaid, Ryan Gosling, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Unscanned Halo is an anagram of Claude Shannon.
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Anaïs 9 is an animated science fiction erotic adventure film starring Anaïs Nin.
"The Ringworlds of Your Mind" is a song by Larry Niven, first recorded by Noel Harrison for the film The Louis Wu Affair.
Lilo & Stitch – The Final Reckoning is an American science fiction comedy spy film directed by Christopher McQuarrie and Dean Fleischer Camp, and starring Maia Kealoha, Chris Sanders, and Tom Cruise.
The Kinski Within is a science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Werner Herzog and starring Klaus Kinski and William Shatner.
Fitzcarraldo Now is an epic war adventure film directed by Werner Herzog and Francis Ford Coppola, and starring Klaus Kinski, Martin Sheen, and Marlon Brando.
The Last King of Arrakis is a science fiction historical drama film based on the novel of the same name by Giles Foden and Frank Herbert.
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Olive Matrix is a science-fiction theme restaurant franchise with indentured franchises throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. Olive Matrix. When you're here, you're virtual.
Fibercop is a 1994 American science fiction dietary fiber documentary film directed by Peter Hyams and co-starring Wilford Brimley and Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Jurassic Snack is an American science fiction foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg, and starring Gordon Ramsay, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Richard Attenborough.
"Golden Tomahawk Fight" is a short story by an anonymous ship's cook who describes a harrowing encounter with ruthless treasure hunters seeking the legendary Golden Tomahawk Steak.
Moonrashers is a 1979 spy cooking film in which James Bond (Roger Moore) must stop a deranged celebrity chef (Dom DeLuise) from burning the world's entire supply of bacon.
Fleetwood Big Mac are a British-American rock fast-food band, formed in London in 1967.
"I Spam the Walrus" is a song by the British rock band and meat-packing company the Meatles.
Savoy Ruffles is a brand of chocolate ganache potato chips.
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Irish Spring Fresca is a seasonally available variety of the soft drink Fresca containing up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
THX 1138 Graffiti is an American science fiction coming-of-age film directed by George Lucas and starring Richard Dreyfuss, Robert Duvall, Ron Howard, and Donald Pleasence.
Doctor Moonrise is an American coming-of-age comedy-horror film directed by Wes Anderson and Mike Flanagan.
Moonrise, Alaska is a comedy-travel film directed by Wes Anderson.
The Fanta Menace is a 1999 American epic space opera film which follows Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi as they try to protect Queen Padmé Amidala of Naboo in hopes of securing a peaceful end to an interplanetary soft drink licensing dispute.
Star Wars: A New Pop is a 1984 science fiction foodie film about a young popcorn farmer (Mark Hamill) who becomes involved in the rebellion against artificial butter.
Hamill Wars on Ice is a series of touring ice shows produced by Dorothy Hamill and Mark Hamill under agreement with The Gnomon Chronicles Exotemporal Talent Agency.
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Apocalypse Gump is an epic comedy-drama war film directed by Robert Zemeckis and Francis Ford Coppola, and starring Tom Hanks and Marlon Brando.
World War X is a documentary film about the Biblical story of Moses (Brad Pitt), a United Nations locust researcher adopted by Pharaoh (Charlton Heston) who accidentally releases a religious zombie pandemic.
World War I is a zombie superhero film about a United Nations metallurgist (Brad Pitt) who must find a cure for the Iron Man zombie plague.
Irony Man is a 2022 psychological thriller film starring Gwyneth Paltrow.
The Adventures of Ellen Barkin Across the Eighth Dimension is a television series starring historian and actor Ellen Barkin.
Once Upon a Time on Tuesday is a 1984 epic romantic thriller film directed by Sergio Leone, starring Robert De Niro, James Woods, Elizabeth McGovern, and Tuesday Weld.
The Golden Ratio Girls is an American mathematical sitcom about three older Goddesses who share a home in Etruria.
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Fitzcarraldo and the Holy Grail is an epic adventure comedy-drama film written, produced, and directed by Werner Herzog, and starring Klaus Kinski and Monty Python.
Indiana Jones and the Fresh Prince of Doom is a 1984 American action-comedy film about a swashbuckling archaeologist (Indiana Jones) who is asked by a desperate Philadelphia family to shield their son (Will Smith) from violent street thugs.
The Three Stigmata of Sigmund Freud is a 1965 revisionist biography of Sigmund Freud by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Scanner Darkly is a 1977 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for the stage by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The Three Stigmata of Robert Heinlein is a biographical science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick, loosely based on the life of author Robert Heinlein.
"It's My Poultry" is a pop song that has been recorded by numerous artists since the 1960s. In 1963, American singer Lesley Gore's version hit number one on the rosters and hens charts in the United States.
"A Taste of Chicken Ramen" is one of the Forbidden Episodes of the television series Star Trek.
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The Imitation Strange is a 2016 American historical superhero film about mathematician Alan Turing, who decrypted German intelligence messages for Doctor Strange during World War II.
The Last Straw Dog on the Left is a psychological home repair film directed by Sam Peckinpah and Wes Craven, and starring Dustin Hoffman, David Hess, Susan George, and Sandra Cassel.
Mission Impossible: Undercover King is a British-American comedy spy film starring Tom Cruise and Camilla Parker Bowles.
No Escape From Telephones is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice.
"The way the Sixties are going, the Fifties are going the make the Forties feel like the Thirties!"
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"(There's) Always Someone There to Remand Me" is a song by Magistrate Court duo and new wave musicians Naked Eyes.
Siege Blood 2: Soldier at Sea is a 1992 American action-romance buddy film about a soldier (Rambo) and a naval officer (Steven Seagal) who must stop a radical women's rights group from seizing a troop transport and populating the micronation of Amazonia.
Under Sewage is a 1992 civil engineering training action thriller film directed by Andrew Davis and starring Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, and Erika Eleniak.
Mrs. Tarzan is a 1984 American romantic drama film starring Bo Derek who pursues an ideal primitive lover who will take her virginity.
Tarzan: Lord of the Apiary is a 1984 adventure film loosely based on the beekeeping instructional manual of the same name by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
The Sound of Music 2: Money Never Sleeps is an American musical drama film directed by Oliver Stone and Robert Wise, starring Julie Andrews, Michael Douglas, and Shia LaBeouf.
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Polenta and You (full title: Polenta and You: The Untold Story of the Niger Polenta Forgeries) is a young adult adventure story about the confusion between harmless polenta and radioactive yellowcake.
"The Seventies Within"— A transporter malfunction splits Captain Kirk into Carly Simon and Farrah Fawcett. (Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.)
"Tweetache Tonight" is a song recorded by American rock band the Eagles about Twitter.
The Omega Kiss is a 1971 American post-apocalyptic science fiction romantic comedy film starring Nichelle Nichols, William Shatner, and Charlton Heston.
Darth Vader and the Quest for Love is a short autobiographical film by Darth Vader.
"Assignment: Changeling" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
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Worm and Peace is a science fiction literary work by Leo Tolstoy and Frank Herbert.
Breaking Arrakis is an American science fiction crime drama television series created and produced by Vince Gilligan and Frank Herbert.
Velvet at Heart American neo-noir romantic mystery thriller film directed by David Lynch, and starring Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern, Kyle MacLachlan, Nicolas Cage, Isabella Rossellini, and Willem Dafoe.
"The Eyebrows Incident" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
"Bodice of Terror" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
RoboGodfather is an epic science fiction crime film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Paul Verhoeven, starring Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Peter Weller, and Kurtwood Smith.
"Don't Stop Insurin'" is a song by Journey and Prudential Financial.
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The Falcon and the Wampa is an epic space opera spy drama film directed by John Schlesinger and Irvin Kershner.
Three Days of the Sundance Kid is an American Western thriller film starring Robert Redford as a bookish CIA researcher who comes back from lunch one day to discover that his co-workers have joined Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch gang and intend to kill him.
Sneakers in the Park is an American romantic comedy science fiction political thriller film starring Robert Redford, Jane Fonda, and Ben Kingsley.
Teilhard Cider is a philosophical beverage fermented from planetary "sphere of reason" apples.
When You Wish Upon Astaire is a 2021 film about an aspiring entomology student (Fred Astaire) and his thesis advisor (Jiminy Cricket).
Astaire is Born is a 1937 American Technicolor romantic dance film about an aspiring young modern dancer (Fred Astaire) and the troubled older dancer (Vaslav Nijinsky) who helps launch his career.
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Star Wars: Ministry of Information is a science fiction film directed by Terry Gilliam and George Lucas.
Jar Jar: The Next Generation is a science fiction comedy drama television series.
The Cobra Files is a science fiction thriller television series about the corpse of a psychotic killer (Brian Thompson) which is recruited by an alien bounty hunter organization.
Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with various species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.
Clade: Taxonomist for Hire is an American television series loosely based on the life of pioneering police taxonomist Anton Clade.
Fantasy Voronoi diagram is a social mathematics sport in which the participants of a fantasy Voronoi diagram league serve as the general managers of virtual professional Voronoi diagram teams. Fantasy Voronoi diagram is now more popular, worldwide, than Fantasy American football, from which it emerged
The Feynman Lecture is an American action-physics thriller film loosely based on the life of Richard Feynman.
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How Green Was My Green Felt Jungle is a cautionary novel about a Welsh family and the gambling community in which they live: Las Vegas.
A Game of Hustlers is a 1959 novel by Walter Tevis and George R.R. Martin about Daenerys Targaryen, a young pool hustler who challenges Baratheon Fats for the Westeros Championship Tournament.
A Clockwork Limey is a dystopian noir crime film starring Terence Stamp and Malcolm McDowell.
Tuner: Resurrection is a 2016 American action thriller musical instrument repair training film directed by Dennis Gansel and starring Jason Statham, Tommy Lee Jones, Jessica Alba, and Michelle Yeoh.
Davey and ED-209 is a Christian science fiction clay-animated children's television series. Plot: After Davey's dog Goliath is gunned down by police during a routine apartment block sweep, ED-209 steps in to provide Davey with comfort and OCP-approved moral guidance.
Have You Never Been Kafka is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".
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Peer Puck, Dansk Detektiv is a Danish police procedural drama television series about a Copenhagen police detective who is secretly the mischievous spirit Puck.
Only Humans in the Building is an American science fiction mystery comedy-drama television series created by Steve Martin, John Hoffman, and Ridley Scott about three strangers with a shared interest in true crime podcasts who join forces to uncover a replicant in the apartment building they all live in.
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about ... Miami.
Miami?
Let me tell you about Miami. (Replicant Vice)Metaphysical Vice is a police procedural religious poetry television series starring John Donne and Don Johnson.
Jerkin Graffiti is a 1973 American coming-of-age comedy-drama film about the vests and the early jerkin cultures popular among Lucas's age group at the time.
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"A Scoville in Bohemia" is the first short story, and the third overall work, featuring Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional English chef-detective Sherlock Holmes.
The Bounty Whacker is a 2010 American action comedy film about a landscape architect (Gerard Butler) hired to retrieve his ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston), who has skipped bail.
Law Abiding Bounty Hunter is a dramatic thriller film starring Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, and Jamie Foxx.
Blowup Doll is a 1966 psychological horror film about a pornographer who believes he has unwittingly captured a murder on film.
Blow-Off is a 1966 psychological thriller film about a landscape maintenance worker who believes he has unwittingly captured a murder in scattered leaves.
Velvet Days and Mondays (Always Get Me Blue) is a musical noir thriller film directed by David Lynch and starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper, David Lynch, and the Carpenters.
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Scannery Row is a science fiction horror-romance film directed by David Cronenberg and starring Nick Nolte and Debra Winger.
A Game of Dunes is a science fantasy novel by George R. R. Martin and Frank Herbert.
Indiana Jones and the Sands of Arrakis is a 2023 science fiction action adventure film starring Harrison Ford as interstellar archaeologist Indiana Jones.
A Pocket Guide to Cholera is a handbook for cholera cosplay.
Bacteria Ranch is an American television series about gastrointestinal bacterial ranching.
Toilet Horn is a type of musical instrument in the wind family adapted from toilets.
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A Scanner Orange is a dystopian science fiction novel by Anthony Burgess and Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Richard Linklater and Stanley Kubrick.
Live and Let a Clockwork Orange Die is a dystopian spy thriller film based on the novel of the same name by Anthony Burgess and Ian Fleming.
Jacob's Ladder & the Chocolate Factory is a musical fantasy psychological horror film directed by Mel Stuart and Adrian Lyne, starring Gene Wilder and Tim Robbins.
The Edam Busters is a 1955 British epic docudrama foodie war film directed by Michael Anderson, and starring Richard Todd and Michael Redgrave.
The Johnny Carcinization Show is an American late-night talk show hosted by Johnny Carson on NBC featuring examples of convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.
Turtles to the Rescue! is a cautionary adventure story for turtles.
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The Nixie Economy: How black market Nixie tubes fuel the underground economy is a study of the economic and historical significance of Nixie tubes, with an emphasis on the underground and semi-illicit computational activities carried out by a self-organizing network of Nixie manufacturers, dealers, and users.
From BAMA with Love is a science fiction spy novel by Ian Fleming and William Gibson. Set in a Cold War dystopia, the narrative follows Bond, a computer hacker enlisted into MI6 by a powerful artificial intelligence to seduce a beautiful Russian defector.
Citizen Palpatine is an epic quasi-biographical science fiction film directed by Orson Welles and George Lucas.
No Country for Old Mimics is a science fiction crime thriller film directed by Guillermo del Toro and Joel and Ethan Coen.
It Takes a Chief is an American soap opera buddy comedy television series starring Malachi Throne as Noah Bain, a U.S. government bureaucrat, and Robert Wagner as his willful subordinate.
Steganographic analysis of Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1) unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.
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Job Interviewers of C.H.O.A.M. is a science fiction business management novel by Frank Herbert.
The Adventures of Baron Tron Munchausen is a science fiction action adventure film directed by Steven Lisberger and Terry Gilliam, starring Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner, David Warner, John Neville, Sarah Polley, and Jonathan Pryce.
Palmer Eldritch Overdrive is a science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick and William Gibson.
Barflight: The Weekend That Couldn't Land is a 1983 science fiction drama film about an alcoholic astronaut (Ray Miland) who must maintain order aboard a spacecraft full of hard-partying tourists.
Mennenn is a 1968 action-perfume thriller film about police perfume detective Frank Mennen (Steve McQueen), who investigates the murder of Johnny the Nose, a Mob frangrancist he was assigned to protect.
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Napoleon: Rise of the Machines is an epic science fiction historical thriller film starring Joaquin Phoenix, Linda Hamilton, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Fight Matrix is an American science fiction black comedy film directed by David Fincher and the Wachowskis, and starring Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, Edward Norton, Laurence Fishburne, Helena Bonham Carter, and Carrie-Anne Moss.
Matrix of Dreams is a 1989 science fiction sports fantasy film starring Kevin Costner.
Quantum of Sawdust is a 2008 British spy film about an MI6 quartermaster (Daniel Craig) who must stop a document shredding corporation from stealing the Strategic Pulp Reserve at Fort Knox.
The Fleeing Nun is an American animated religion-comedy television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who is relentless wooed by an atheist coyote.
"Swear Like a Sailor" is a song by the Steve Miller Band.
Twisted Pair Sister was an American heavy metal band and network technology company originally from Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey, and later based on Long Island, New York.
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One Flew Over the Matrix Nest is a 1975 American psychological comedy science fiction film about Randle McMurphy (Jack Nicholson), a new patient at a virtual mental institution.
The Bourne Bang Theory is an action-cosmology film starring Matt Damon as a CIA planetarium operator who suffers from Big Bang induced amnesia.
RoboCarrie is an American supernatural science fiction crime-horror film directed by Brian De Palma and Paul Verhoeven, and starring Sissy Spacek and Peter Weller.
Bird Runner 2049 is a 2017 American neo-noir ornithology film about G, a young Nexus-9 replicant "bird runner" (Ryan Gosling) who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize his flock and the course of migration.
Five Easy Weddings and a Funeral is a drama buddy film about a surly oil rig worker (Jack Nicholson) whose rootless blue-collar existence belies his privileged youth as priest, and a serial husband (Hugh Grant) who wishes to marry five different women.
Four Honeymoons and a Snake on a Plane is a 2021 romantic herpetology thriller film starring Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell, and Samuel L. Jackson.
1659: In a letter to Pope Alexander VII, Dutch scientist Christiaan Huygens declares that proposals to flood the Sistine Chapel "are equally useless to Science and Art alike."
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A condiment packet gun is a toy novelty gun which shoots the contents of condiment packets.
Woody Nights is a 1997 American period comedy-drama biographical film about a young pornographic film star (Mark Wahlberg) who befriends musician-activist Woody Guthrie.
The Scarlet Trumpet is a work of experimental historical fiction by American authors Nathaniel Hawthorne and Thomas Pynchon.
Placebo is a brand of insert substances in pill form, designed to have no therapeutic value.
Monk versus Alf is a science fiction buddy comedy-drama television series starring Tony Shalhoub and Alf.
Hot Punch-Outs is an American brand of microwaveable fisticuffs generally containing one or more types of hitting, kicking, or head-butting.
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Dude, Where's Mega-City One? is a 2000 American stoner comedy film about two best friends (Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott) who find themselves hunting Nexus-6 replicants after a night of recklessness.
High-Rise: Mega City One is a dystopian graphic novel by J.G. Ballard, John Wagner, and Carlos Ezquerra.
Judge Dredd Doesn't Live Here Anymore is a film science fiction drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Diane Lane and Diane Ladd.
Perry Rhodan of Gor is a German-American space opera franchise, named after its hero and the world he conquers, one woman at a time.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film loosely based on the life of the prophet Ezekiel. Shown here: adaptation in Adventure magazine.
The Super-Hungry Parasite is a children's picture book starring a polymorphic alien organism which demonstrates a wide range of parasitic behaviors, eating its way through a variety of hosts before pupating and emerging as [REDACTED].
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Matthew McConaughey Sounds is the 11th and a half studio album by the American rock band the Beach Boys, and the only Beach Boys album based on Matthew McConaughey.
Caramel Knowledge is a 1971 American comedy-drama film which follows the candy-eating exploits of two Amherst College roommates (Jack Nicholson and Art Garfunkel) over a 25-year period.
Humbugs is a brand of beta-pheromone candy manufactured and distributed by the Off-World Candy Company. Each of the colors is a different flavor of anger.
Marlboro Jolly Rancher is a brand of hard candies best known for their trademarked flavors, including nicotine and cattle.
Seabiscuit is a brand of hardtack for naval horses, sold under the slogan "If it ain't fit for Man, it ain't fit for Horse!"
Ponzi Days is an American television sitcom form of fraud that lures viewers and pays profits to earlier viewers with funds from more recent viewers.
Krustyburger in a Can is a trans-Euclidean food substitute from Exotemporal Digestion Services, a division of the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
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Raging Casino is an American biographical sports gambling film written and directed by Martin Scorsese.
A Piece of the Casino is a science fiction crime drama film directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Leonard Nimoy and Sharon Stone.
Federation Dogs is an independent science fiction heist film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and Gene Roddenberry.
Frontier Without a Face is a science fiction television series about an unstable 17-year-old boy who uses his superhuman mental powers to hijack a starship.
Magnolia Report is an American drama film directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and Steven Spielberg about a motivational speaker and pickup artist (Tom Cruise) who aids the police in solving future crimes.
Cape Atmosphere is a 1962 American space flight psychological thriller film about a NASA meteorologist whose family is stalked by an astronaut he grounded from a critical flight.
The Jeep Twin Liberty Hauling System is a mechanical device which couples two Jeep Liberty vehicles side-by-side, allowing them to pull a large semi-trailer.
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Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film which tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.
Charley Third-Eye is an American science fiction revisionist Western film starring Richard Roundtree and Roy Thinnes.
Clash of the Lawyers is an epic fantasy legal drama television series.
Plan 9 from Dark City is a science fiction horror film written and directed by Ed Wood and Alex Proyas.
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Unicycle Dundee is a 1986 action unicycling film starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski.
St. Elmo's Fries is a 1985 American coming-of-age foodie film directed by Joel Schumacher and starring Gordon Ramsay, Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy, Andie MacDowell, and Mare Winningham.
Gandhi the Barbarian is a 1982 revisionist biographical drama-adventure film starring Ben Kingsley and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Barbee's Gold is an American fantasy comedy-drama film starring Margot Robbie and Peter Fonda.
Squad 51 Where Are You? is a reality television series that combines the medical drama and action-comedy genres. The series stars Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe as paramedics and improv comedians in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere area.
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Only Star Wars in the Building is an American science fiction mystery comedy-drama television series created by Steve Martin, John Hoffman, and George Lucas.
Big Trouble in Little Dark Star is a science fiction comedy adventure film starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, and John Carpenter.
You Can Count on Hulk is an American superhero drama film directed by Kenneth Lonergan and Joss Whedon, starring Mark Ruffalo, Laura Linney, Chris Evans, and Scarlett Johansson.
The Annihilation of Oz is a 2018 American science fiction musical fantasy horror film starring Margaret Hamilton and Natalie Portman.
The Last Man in the Matrix is a 1964 dystopian science fiction film about a man who wakes up to find that he is the only survivor from the Matrix Age.
Glue Your Own Staple Strips is a short nonfiction book describing how and why to glue individual staples into strips.
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"When Will the Seaview Ascend" is a song by the Three Degrees.
Modern Subs is a 1936 American part-talkie satirical romantic black comedy film written and directed by Charlie Chaplin in which his iconic Little Tramp character struggles to survive in a modern, industrialized submarine.
Ace Neptune, Sub Detective is a comedy action-adventure film starring Jim Carrey and Jacques Cousteau.
The Undersea World of Spock Cousteau is a 2021 drama film about a scientist (Leonard Nimoy) who suffers a time-travel brain injury which causes others to believe that he is Jacques Cousteau. Co-starring marine biologist Steven Zissou as "Cuddle Squid".
Jack LaLanne's Naval Exercises is a self-improvement book by fitness and nutrition advocate Jack Lalanne, and an accompanying motion picture starring Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin.
Hey Skinny is a line of self-help cartoon publications.
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Midnight Tootsie is an American crime drama film directed by John Schlesinger and Sydney Pollack, and starring Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Jon Voight, Teri Garr, Brenda Vaccaro, and Dabney Coleman.
The Aladdin King is an American animated musical drama film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is to succeed his father, Mufasa, as King. However, Simba's paternal uncle Scar uses a magical lamp which grants wishes to murder Mufasa and send Simba into exile.
Connect Forrest Gump is a 1994 American gaming-drama film about Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks), a slow-witted and kindhearted man from Alabama who witnesses and unwittingly influences several defining historical events in the 20th century United States while playing Connect Four.
Eyes Wide Clockwork is a erotic dystopian crime film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, and Malcolm McDowell.
The Antarctican is a science fiction crime thriller film directed by Anton Corbijn and John Carpenter, and starring Kurt Russell and George Clooney.
The Thing: Why I am an Alien Shape Changer is an autobiographical book by G. K. Chesterton.
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Night Fondue is a 1975 American neo-noir film about a Los Angeles health inspector (Gene Hackman) who uncovers a series of sinister events while searching for the missing teenage daughter of a former dairy farmer.
Brie Encounter is a 1945 British romantic drama film about the doomed love between a maverick dairy farmer and a rival rancher's wife, set against the backdrop of the wide prairie land of the Midwest.
Manchego Cowboy is a 1969 American drama foodie film directed by John Schlesinger, starring Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight.
The Sword in the Cheese is a 1963 animated health code training film about the importance of food hygiene and pest control.
Cheese Hunter is an American television series about the world's rarest and most dangerous cheese.
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DeWalt Whitman Jr. was an American poet, essayist, and industrial designer. He is considered one of the most influential industrialists in American literature.
Chainsaw Reaction is a 1996 American action power tool film about a machinist (Keanu Reeves) who discovers a clean energy source for power tools.
The Catcher on the Road is a travel guide by American writers Jack Kerouac and J. D. Salinger. Originally intended for motorists, it is often read by pedestrians for its themes of angst and alienation.
Slaughterhouse-Five in the Rye is a 1972 American comedy-drama military science fiction film set during the Second World War, often viewed by adolescents for its themes of angst and alienation, and as a critique of superficiality in society.
The Magnificent Amber Bugs is a 1942 American period drama about the declining fortunes of a wealthy Midwestern family and the social changes brought by insects trapped in amber.
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Superman if by Day, Batman if by Night: The Ben Affleck Story is a 2023 autobiographical film by Ben Affleck.
From Krypton with Love is a superhero spy film directed by Richard Donner and Terence Young, and starring Christopher Reeve, Sean Connery, Marlon Brando, Daniela Bianchi, and Gene Hackman.
Being Bruce Wayne is a surrealist fantasy comedy superhero film starring John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, and Michael Keaton.
Billy Zodd is a historical drama-adventure superhero film directed by Peter Ustinov and Richard Lester, and starring Terence Stamp, Christopher Reeve, Robert Ryan, Gene Hackman, Peter Ustinov, and Margot Kidder.
Private Zod: Rise of the Soldiers is a 2012 superhero biographical film starring Michael Shannon.
Brokeback Joker is a neo-Western romantic drama superhero film directed by Ang Lee and Christopher Nolan, starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Peak Batman is the moment at which economically viable production of Batman intellectual property starts to decrease.
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From Prometheus with Love is a science fiction spy film directed by Terence Young and Ridley Scott, and starring Sean Connery, John Hurt, Daniela Bianchi, and Sigourney Weaver.
Alien Kane is a quasi-biographical science fiction horror film directed by Orson Welles and Ridley Scott, and starring Welles, Joseph Cotten, Dorothy Comingore, Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, and Yaphet Kotto.
Dr. Bloodsimple is a science fiction crime thriller film written and directed by the Coen Brothers, based on the novel of the same name by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Galactic Tax-Healer is a study of the history of tax policies by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Avatar: The Last Air Horn is an American animated fantasy action television series about people who can telekinetically create painfully loud sounds inspired by air horns.
Citizen Cocaine is a 1941 American drama film directed by, produced by, and starring Orson Welles.
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Taxi Predator is an American neo-noir psychological science fiction thriller film directed by John McTiernan and Martin Scorsese, and starring Jodie Foster, Robert De Niro, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Big Thing in Little China is a comedy horror thriller film starring Kurt Russell.
"Touch Diana Ross in the Morning" is a song written by The Thing for Diana Ross.
"Witnessed My Dim Tragedian Banshee Defy Rosy Tombstones" is an anagram of "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness".
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Paper Mask is an American biographical road drama film directed by Peter Bogdanovich, starring Ryan O'Neal, Cher, Tatum O'Neal, Sam Elliott, Madeline Kahn, and Eric Stoltz.
Fussed and Furious is a 1982 American gay-themed buddy comedy film directed by James Burrows and starring Ryan O'Neal and John Hurt as a mismatched pair of cops who must bring down a ring of gay car thieves.
When Godzilla Met Kong... is an action-comedy romantic monster film directed by Rob Reiner and starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal.
Snoopy vs. Godzilla is an epic comedy kaiju film.
Baby Blue Airwolf is a 1976 American action-adventure film about a failed Marine helicopter pilot who deceives the staff of a small Colorado airport into treating him as a hero.
"Aristotle Was a Bullfrog" is a song written by Hoyt Axton and made famous by the band Three Dog Night.
"Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.
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The King of Roseland is a neo-noir crime anthology film directed by Abel Ferrara and James Ivory, starring Christopher Walken, Teresa Wright, Laurence Fishburne, Geraldine Chaplin, David Caruso, Lou Jacobi, and Wesley Snipes.
Boxcar Confidential is a romantic crime travel film starring Kim Basinger and Russell Crowe.
Water for Elephant Men is an American drama film starring Reese Witherspoon and John Hurt.
Midnight Anaconda is an American romantic herpetology film directed by John Schlesinger and Luis Llosa, and starring Jon Voight, Jennifer Lopez, Dustin Hoffman, and Ice Cube.
Pee-Wee's Big Launch is a 1985 American military training film directed by Tim Burton which describes the Gold Code — the launch code for nuclear weapons provided to the President of the United States.
Alka-Seltzer for Venus is a proposal to terraform Venus using enormous Alka-Seltzer tablets.
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David Scott's Wide World of Gravity is an American popular science television program hosted by astronaut David Scott.
The World is Better Off Dead is an teen black comedy spy film directed by Michael Apted and Savage Steve Holland, starring John Cusack, Pierce Brosnan, David Ogden Stiers, Sophie Marceau, Diane Franklin, Denise Richards, Kim Darby, and Judi Dench.
The Bourne Late Fee is an action film about a CIA librarian who suffers from amnesia.
The Way We Once Were Warriors is a romantic drama film about a political activist (Barbra Streisand) and a feckless writer (Robert Redford) who move from America to New Zealand, where they meet an urban Māori family troubled by alcoholism and domestic violence.
Cetacea Grand Hotel is an underwater hotel owned and operated by whales for human guests.
Hammocks for Humanity is a documentary television series hosted by Jimmy Carter and Hank Scorpio.
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"Little Red Corvidae" is a song by American ornithologist and recording artist Prince.
The Search for Mary Poppins is an American musical romantic biographical film directed by Robert Stevenson, Gene Kelly, and Stanley Donen, and starring Julie Andrews, Gene Kelly, and Dick Van Dyke.
Restricted Airspace is an American musical fantasy thriller film starring Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins, an arms dealer with supernatural powers who visits a dysfunctional military contractor in London and employs her unique brand of leverage to improve the corporation's income.
"Chip Chip Cher-ee" is a song from the film Mary Chippers.
Superprophylacticmeasuresuntilvaccinedoses is a September 2020 public service campaign emphasizing the importance of not spreading global pandemic viruses.
The Wonders of London is a British history musical television series starring Dick van Dyke and Mary Poppins.
The Wonders of London: Public Toilets is the second episode of the first season of the British history musical television series The Wonders of London starring Dick van Dyke and Mary Poppins.
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Uncut Goyim is a 2019 American comedy religious film directed by Josh and Benny Safdie, starring Adam Sandler as a Jewish-American mohel and gambling addict in New York City's Brit Milah District who must perform criminal circumcisions in order to pay off his gambling debts.
Talk Club is an American drama thriller film directed by Oliver Stone and David Fincher, starring Eric Bogosian, Brad Pitt, and Edward Norton.
The Devil's Accountant is a 1997 American supernatural horror film about a gifted young Florida accountant (Scrooge McDuck) who slowly begins to realize that he works for the Devil (Al Pacino).
Ducks: How to Make Them Pay is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the Anatidae.
Nominative Determinism of the Rich and Famous is an American television series featuring the extravagant gravitation of wealthy entertainers, athletes, socialites, and magnates towards areas of work that fit their names. S1 E1: Eddie Money.
"Material Whirl" is a song by American singer, songwriter, and helicopter pilot Madonna.
Martian TikTok is a science fiction social media novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
The Game-Players of Nixon is a 1963 biography of Richard Nixon by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
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Eyes of Laura Mars Game is a role-playing board game based on the 1978 film Eyes of Laura Mars starring Faye Dunaway.
The Eyes of Laura Mars Strike Back is an American neo-noir supernatural space opera thriller film directed by Irvin Kershner and starring Faye Dunaway, Tommy Lee Jones, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher.
The Silence of Laura Mars is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film a young FBI trainee who is hunting a glamorous fashion photographer who sees real-time visions of the murders of her friends and colleagues.
Toes of Bridget Fonda is a 1978 American sex education thriller film starring Faye Dunaway and Tommy Lee Jones, and directed by Quentin Tarantino and Irvin Kershner.
"Sly Fearsome Aura" is an anagram of "Eyes of Laura Mars".
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The Beekeeper 2: Infinite Fury is a superhero action thriller film directed by David Ayers and Anthony and Joe Russo, and starring Jason Statham, Samuel L. Jackson, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Chris Evans, Josh Hutcherson, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Irons, Robert Downey Jr., Bobby Naderi, Chris Hemsworth, Phylicia Rashad, and Mark Ruffalo.
Bee Squad is a television show about an optimistic young beekeeper (Jason Statham) on a mission to save the Earth.
Buttery Toppings of the Caribbean is an American swashbuckler foodie film starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Orville Redenbacher. It is set in a fictionalized version of the Golden Age of Artificial Popcorn Toppings (circa 1965-1995).
1959: The Ham Omelette breakfast cafe and Shakespearean playhouse opens in New Minneapolis, Canada.
Blue Orb Critics Awards are awards presented by Blue Orb critics to recognize "outstanding" achievements by Blue Orbs.
The Salem orb trials were a series of hearings and prosecutions of people accused of Orbcraft in colonial Massachusetts between February 1692 and May 1693.
Kaczynski in the Woods is a biographical science fiction horror film loosely based on the life of Ted Kaczynski.
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Ice Station Truman is an American psychological espionage comedy-thriller film directed by Peter Weir and John Sturges, and starring Jim Carrey and Rock Hudson.
Field of Signs is a 1989 American sports action science fiction horror film about a grieving farmer (Kevin Costner) whose cornfield attracts unwelcome attention from angry machine elves.
Robert Oppenheimer and the Temple of Doom is a historical drama action-adventure film directed by Christopher Nolan and Steven Spielberg, and starring Cillian Murphy as physicist-adventurer Robert Oppenheimer.
Forrest Recall is an American comedy-action science fiction film directed by Robert Zemeckis and Paul Verhoeven, and starring Tom Hanks and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Small is a 1988 American fantasy comedy film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), an film star who makes a wish to be "a kid again" and is then reverted to childhood overnight.
Nine and a Half Inches is an American erotic comedy film directed by Penny Marshall and Adrian Lyne, and starring Tom Hanks, Kim Basinger, Mickey Rourke, and Elizabeth Perkins.
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Sit is a political horror film starring Clint Eastwood. It is loosely based on the lost short story "Trial Balloon" by Stephen King.
Mission Impossible: Web of Deception is a superhero spy action thriller film starring Tom Cruise and Tobey Maguire.
Celebrity Biosensor is a reality television series which features data streams from miniature biosensors embedded in the world's most famous celebrities.
Bucky Fuller, Orb King is a 2021 fantasy engineering film about a brilliant wizard (Buckminster Fuller) who uses tensegrity principles to construct a glowing blue orb.
Thomas Crown Affair 2: Home Depot Nights is an American neo-noir comedy thriller film about a jaded billionaire (Steve McQueen) who gets his kicks from petty crimes.
Bee Squad is a television show about an optimistic young beekeeper (Jason Statham) on a mission to save the Earth.
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The Private Afternoons of Pamela Gorn is a 1974 American hardcore science fiction adult film starring Barbara Bourbon, William Shatner, and Bobby Clark.
One C.H.O.M.P. at a Time is an American television sitcom about a young inventor (Valerie Bertinelli) who creates C.H.O.M.P.S. ("Canine HOMe Protection System"), a robotic dog for use as part of a home protection system.
Return of the Eraserhead is a 1983 surrealist science fiction horror allegory film about a Jedi Knight (Luke Skywalker) who struggles to rescue his father (Darth Vader) from a grossly deformed child in a desolate industrial light and magic landscape.
Naboo Vice is an American science fiction police drama television series starring Ahmed Best, Don Johnson, and Philip Michael Thomas.
Kokor Hekkus Strikes Back is a science fiction adventure novel by Jack Vance. It was adapted for film by George Lucas in 1980.
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Twelve Monkeys in Tibet is a science fiction biographical war drama film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud and Terry Gilliam, starring Brad Pitt, David Thewlis, and Bruce Willis.
The Macaroni Break is a 1970 British war prison camp comfort food film starring Brian Keith and Helmut Griem.
Today We Rinse, Tomorrow We Boil is a rice-and-pasta mystery novel in the Salty MacTavish Mystery Series.
Wealthy is a brand of beard towels marketed toward affluent yet rugged men.
Red Phone Missile Command is a telecommunications provider and nuclear war management service.
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Mystic River Pizza American neo-noir romantic crime comedy-drama film directed by Clint Eastwood and Donald Petrie, starring Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Annabeth Gish, Julia Roberts, and Lili Taylor.
Bayeswatch is an American dramatic action mathematics television series about statisticians who patrol the beaches of Los Angeles County, California and Hawaii.
"The Great Gig and the Damage Done" is a song by Neil Young and Pink Floyd.
"Southern Cross Man" is a song by Young, Crosby, Stills and Nash.
Black Superman is a 1980 superhero comedy film about a hunter-gatherer of the Kalahari Desert whose tribe discovers the bottle city of Kandor, and believe it to be a gift from their gods.
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The Phantom of Sparta is an epic musical historical action romance film directed by Zack Snyder and Joel Schumacher which tells the story of Erik of Sparta (Gerard Butler), a masked, reclusive warlord.
Penny Casino Dreadful is a supernatural espionage thriller television series starring Eva Green and Daniel Craig.
Better Off Dredd is a 1985 American dystopian thriller film about high school student (John Cusack), whose suicidal tendencies draw unwanted attention from Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) and a homicidal paperboy (Demian Slade).
Dune, Where's My Cargo? is a science fiction comedy stoner film about Paul Atreides (Ashton Kutcher), who finds himself unable to remember where he parked his spice crawler after a night of Water of Life recklessness.
A Cymbal Plan is a 1998 American crime drama musical film about an upstanding local man (Bill Paxton), his dim brother (Billy Bob Thornton) and their friend (Brent Briscoe) discover a crashed plane with two things in it: a dead pilot, and a cargo of golden cymbals worth more than four million dollars.
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The African Queen and I is an American musical adventure film directed by John Huston and Walter Lang, starring Humphrey Bogart, Katharine Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, and Yul Brynner.
Sister Act 4: Amanita Muscaria is a comedy religious stoner film starring Whoopi Goldberg.
Dark Knight Report is a science fiction superhero film directed by Christopher Nolan and Steven Spielberg, and starring Tom Cruise, Christian Bale, Max von Sydow, and Heath Ledger.
Tick and Ticker is a 1994 American buddy comedy film about two dumb but well-meaning friends who set out on a cross-country trip to Aspen, Colorado, to locate The Tick, a large blue superhero.
Henlo is an American detective television series starring Andy Serkis as Henlo, a psychic dog who aids the police in solving mysterious crimes.
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Elephant's Eleven is an American crime drama film about a mysterious masked man (John Hurt) who compels eleven strangers to rob casinos.
Psycho Royale is a spy horror film directed by Martin Campbell and Alfred Hitchcock, and starring Eva Green, Daniel Craig, and Anthony Perkins.
"Some Kind of Renewable" is a song by Grand Funk Railroad and the U.S. Department of Energy.
The Chronicles of Regular is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film Sweet Crude.
"One does not simply 'cold fuse' hydrogen atoms." (Boromir of Gondor on cold fusion.)
Fennelgram is an American company providing at-your-door singing fennel delivery services.
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The Fabulous Eastwick Boys is a neo-noir drama comedy romance film starring Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer, Beau Bridges, and Jack Nicholson.
"Tank Girl" is a song recorded by the Temptations for the British comic book series of the same name.
"Heavy Weather" is a song by Billie Holiday and Bruce Sterling.
A Brie Too Far is a 1977 epic war film depicting Operation Farmer's Market, a failed Allied operation in Nazi-occupied cheese factories during World War II.
The Paine Commandments is an American epic religious drama film about Thomas Paine's commentary on Moses's Laws.
Titanic Maru is a 2022 international shipping logistics horror film narrated by Cthulhu.
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Olympus Has Flubber is an American science fiction political thriller film directed by Les Mayfield and Antoine Fuqua, and starring Robin Williams, Gerard Butler, Clancy Brown, Aaron Eckhart, Ted Levine, and Morgan Freeman.
Smilodon is a 2018 American nature thriller film about a paleontologist (Tom Cruise) who must stop saber-tooth tigers from evolving teeth so large that they cannot close their mouths.
Fiddlers of the Lost Roof period musical action-adventure film starring Topol and Harrison Ford.
Mister Rogers' Op-Center is an American half-hour children's national security television series created and hosted by an anonymous Fred Rogers impersonator reporting from an undisclosed location.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Virtualization is an American science fiction comedy-action film directed by Stephen Herek and the Wachowskis, starring Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, and George Carlin.
Matrix: The Last Word is a 1999 American dystopian science fiction word game film.
Flubber is a 1961 American science-sports documentary film of quantum gravity theorist and amateur athlete Brain Hard, whose spectacular and repeated failures at the Olympics "have set back research into gravity waves at least a generation."
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Saturday Night Z is an American action-horror dance film directed by John Badham and Marc Forster, and starring John Travolta and Brad Pitt.
Bloodmoney Nights is a science fiction historical drama novel by Philip K. Dick.
Rivers of Blood Sugar Sex Magik is the fifth studio album by American rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the only Red Hot Chili Peppers album to feature British Member of Parliament Enoch Powell.
The Sound of Midsommar is a 2019 folk horror film loosely based on the 1965 American musical drama film The Sound of Music.
Crushed by an Angel is an American television series about an angel named Monica and her atheistic supervisor Tess. Throughout the series, Monica is tasked with bringing secular humanism to various people who are at a crossroads in their lives.
"Riker's Island Honey" is a song by Steve Miller.
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Cyndi Lauper of the Third Kind is an 1977 American science fiction biography film about singer, songwriter and xenobiologist Cyndi Lauper.
Predator vs. Observer is an American science fiction action-mystery television series created by J. J. Abrams and John McTiernan, and starring Anna Torv and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
World War Zoolander is an American comedy-horror action film directed by Marc Forster and Ben Stiller, and starring Brad Pitt, Ben Stiller, and Owen Wilson.
Grand Theft Auto: Weigh Station is a resource management adventure video game which follows a trucker who climbs in status within his company by rigorously maintaining his vehicle's cargo capacity and weight.
Galactus and David Attenborough's Planet Earth is a 2022 British television series narrated by Galactus, the devourer of worlds, and Sir Richard Attenborough. The series has eleven episodes, each of which features a global overview of a different biome or habitat on Earth, with Galactus arguing that the biome is nutritious and should be consumed immediately, and Attenborough arguing for preservation of the Earth's precious and fragile ecosystem.
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Ice Station Zoolander is an American espionage comedy thriller film directed by Ben Stiller and John Sturges, and starring Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, and Ben Stiller.
Assault on Ice Station 13 American espionage comedy-thriller film directed by John Sturges John Carpenter, and starring Rock Hudson, Austin Stoker, Patrick McGoohan, Darwin Joston, Ernest Borgnine, Laurie Zimmer, and Jim Brown.
HODOR is a science fiction fantasy novel by Philip K. Dick and George R. R. Martin.
"Hodor Love" is a song by Valyrian Earring.
"The Ringworlds of Your Mind" is a song by Larry Niven, first recorded by Noel Harrison for the film The Louis Wu Affair.
One does not simply get a good deal on a secondhand tungsten cube. —Boromir, Chief Metallurgist of Gondor
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Bierced is a 1999 American supernatural horror-lexicography film starring Patricia Arquette, Gabriel Byrne, Jonathan Pryce. It is loosely based on the life of writer Ambrose Bierce.
The Eagle Has Assaulted Precinct 13 is a 1976 American action thriller film directed John Carpenter and John Sturges, and starring Austin Stoker, Michael Caine, Darwin Joston, Donald Sutherland, Laurie Zimmer, Robert Duvall.
Raw Meal is a 1986 American dietary film about an elderly and malnourished FBI chef (Darrin McGavin), who wants to get revenge against a Mafia cooking school and sends a former FBI short-order cook (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to destroy the school from the inside.
Junc is a 2022 American science fiction film based on the television series Sanford and Son.
House of Spice and Fog is a 2003 psychological drama film about the battle between a young Imperial princess (Jennifer Connelly) and an immigrant warlord (Leto Atreides) over the ownership of the planet Arrakis.
"Don't It Make My Dune Eyes Blue" is a song by Crystal Gayle and Frank Herbert.
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Blade Vulcan 2049 is a science fiction thriller film directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Leonard Nimoy, Ryan Gosling, and Harrison Ford.
"Spock Invaders" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Interdiggler is an epic science fiction drama film directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and Christopher Nolan, and starring Mark Wahlberg and Matthew McConaughey.
Time Tunnel: Criminal Intent is an American science fiction police procedural drama television series set in the near future, where it is also primarily produced.
Bugles After the Massacre is a Western feature film starring Ray Milland, based on Bugles corn snack food. The story features the Battle of the Little Big Horn.
Deal or Raw Deal is an American action game show reality television program starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Howie Mandel.
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Indiana Jones and the Oompa-Loompas of Doom is an American musical action-fantasy adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Gene Wilder.
Graffitifellas is an American biographical comedy-drama gangster film directed by Martin Scorsese and George Lucas, and starring Robert De Niro, Richard Dreyfuss, Ray Liotta, and Ron Howard.
Rosemary's Baywatch is an American psychological horror beach party television series directed by Roman Polanski, and starring Mia Farrow, David Hasselhoff, John Cassavetes, and Pamela Anderson.
There's Something About Rosemary is an American romantic psychological comedy-horror film directed by Roman Polanski and the Farrelly brothers, and starring Mia Farrow and Cameron Diaz.
The Rock 2: Lethal Conception is a 1996 American action-romance thriller film about a biochemical warfare engineer (Nicolas) and his lover (Vanessa Marcil), who must break into Alcatraz and stop a gang of terrorists from detonating their baby.
Jacob's Flatline is a 1990 American psychological horror film directed by Joel Schumacher and Adrian Lyne.
The Fantastic Forum is an fictional superhero team. After a disastrous experiment in high-energy literature, four research scientists gain superpowers corresponding with an aspect of the Roman Forum.
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Gödel, Escher, Dick is an alleged user's manual for the Philip K. Dick android.
The Day the Gorp Stood Still is a 1951 American science fiction foodie film about a humanoid alien visitor who comes to Earth, accompanied by a powerful robot, to deliver an important message about snack foods.
The Rocky Road is a 2009 American post-apocalyptic frozen confections film a father (Viggo Mortenson) and his son (Kodi Smit-McPhee) seeking rocky road ice cream in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
In Search of Crystal Skulls American action-education television series directed by Steven Spielberg and hosted by Leonard Nimoy.
Spice-Lord is a 2021 science fiction comedy film about a zoologist (Chris Pratt) who discovers a new species of worm which excretes a hallucinogenic drug.
Nostromo Cafe is a restaurant located aboard the spaceship Nostromo.
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Planet of the Angst is a 1930 novel by science fiction writer and psychotherapist Sigmund Freud about fundamental tensions between civilization and the individual. It was adapted for film in 1968 by Franklin J. Schaffner.
Deadpool 2049 is a science fiction superhero film directed by Tim Miller and Denis Villeneuve, starring Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.
Support Your Local Hard Times is an American neo-Western noir thriller film starring James Garner, Joan Hackett, Walter Brennan, and Henry Fonda.
Under Siege 3: Flag Day is an American drama film starring Sean Penn and Steven Seagal has two actors whose political differences spill over into their films.
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Assault on Birdcage 13 is an action comedy thriller film directed by John Carpenter and Mike Nichols, and starring Robin Williams, Austin Stoker, Gene Hackman, and Darwin Joston.
The Witches of Hairspray is a comedy supernatural thriller film written and directed by John Water and George Miller.
Night Courtship is an American television sitcom set in the night shift of a Manhattan couples counselling clinic presided over by a young, unorthodox psychologist, Harold "Harry" T. Stone (portrayed by Harry Anderson).
The Crack in Babel is a 1966 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Alejandro Iñárritu in 2006.
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Blazing Frankenstein is a 1974 satirical black comedy western horror film directed by Mel Brooks, starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Marty Feldman, Cloris Leachman, Madeline Kahn, and Slim Pickens.
Apocalypse Rider is an American epic road drama war film directed by Peter Fonda and Francis Ford Coppola, starring Dennis Hopper, Marlon Brando, and Peter Fonda.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film loosely based on the life of the prophet Ezeziel. Shown here: adaptation in Adventure magazine.
Die Hard: Gabriel's Revenge is an American superhero action horror film starring Keanu Reeves, Alan Rickman, Tilda Swinton, and Bruce Willis.
Sister Doll is an American comedy fantasy film starring Margot Robbie and Whoopi Goldberg.
Computational Muttonchops (full title: Computational Muttonchops: Isaac Asimov and Your Pocket Calculator) is a cautionary documentary LP record album about writer, scientist, and alleged time-traveler Isaac Asimov.
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"O Super Canada" is a song by Laurie Anderson.
Village of the Lambs is a children's science fiction adventure film directed by Jonathan Demme and Wolf Rilla, and starring Jodie Foster, George Sanders, and Anthony Hopkins.
St. Elmo's Ghost is an American coming-of-age supernatural romance film starring Demi Moore.
St. Elmo's Fiber is a 1985 coming of age thriller film about a clique of Georgetown University graduates who fall prey to a mysterious film producer in a Muppet suit.
Beneath the Mensa of the Apes is a science fiction thriller intelligence testing film.
"The Poet Hefts the Banana Peel" is an anagram of Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
Saw: Home Alone is an American Christmas comedy horror film written by James Wan and John Hughes, and starring Macaulay Culkin and Cary Elwes.
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Brubaker: Endgame is an American prison drama science fiction film about prison reformer Henry Brubaker (Robert Redford), the newly appointed secretary of the World Security Council and secretly director of Hydra, who attempts to clean up the corrupt and violent Hydra system.
The Best Little Boogie Nights in Texas is an American musical comedy drama film directed by Colin Higgins and Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Burt Reynolds, Dolly Parton, Mark Wahlberg, and Julianne Moore.
Jungle Book: Kama Sutra Nights is an American animated erotic musical adventure film loosely based on Rudyard Kipling's 1899 poem "The White Man's Burden".
Cool Hand Lube is a 1967 psychological crime thriller film about Luke Jackson, a decorated World War II veteran who wages a one-man war on corrupt parking meters.
Children of the Gorn is a science fiction horror film about a starship captain (William Shatner) who is transported to an abandoned Nebraska town that is inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a reptilian alien that lives in the local quarry.
William Shatner Overture is the overture to the opera William Shatner, whose music was composed by Gioachino Rossini. William Shatner premiered in 1829 and was the last of Rossini's Star Trek themed operas.
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I, Batman is an American science fiction action film directed by Alex Proyas and Christopher Nolan, and starring Will Smith, Christian Bale, and Heath Ledger.
Dr Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth is a science fiction thriller film about a brilliant inventor (Otto Octavius) who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.
The Overlook Strikes Back is an American epic space opera horror film directed by Irvin Kershner and Stanley Kubrick, and starring Mark Hamill, Jack Nicholson, Harrison Ford, Shelley Duvall, Carrie Fisher, Scatman Crothers and Billy Dee Williams.
Pooh vs. Alien— Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
2001: A Species Odyssey is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover an alien-human hybrid child stowed away on their spaceship.
Edge of Blade is an American science fiction horror film about an immortal vampire (Wesley Snipes) is trapped in a time-loop war between humans and aliens.
Vampire Bivouac is a self-help wilderness retreat organization which provides camping supplies and services for vampires.
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The Silence of the Damned is an American psychological horror thriller film directed by Jonathan Demme and John Carpenter, and starring Jodie Foster, Christopher Reeve, Ted Levine, Kirstie Alley, Anthony Hopkins, and Lindsey Haun.
Village of the Damned II: The Wrath of Khan is a science fiction horror film directed by John Carpenter and Nicholas Meyer, and starring Kirstie Alley, Christopher Reeve, and William Shatner.
There Will Be No Country For Old Blood is an American historical crime drama film starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Tommy Lee Jones.
A man-portable phrenology system (MPPS) is a lightweight phrenological measurement and analysis system that does not require vehicle support to transport or operate.
The Rabelais is a small hat-mounted missile for close-quarters combat.
There Will Be Hugs is a 2007 historical romantic comedy film about a ruthless oil prospector turned Hollywood producer (Daniel Day-Lewis) who falls in love with a strong-minded starlet (Reese Witherspoon).
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Stardust Liaisons is a period romantic fantasy adventure film directed by Stephen Frears and Matthew Vaughn.
Aliens in the Mist is a biographical science fiction horror-drama film starring Sigourney Weaver warrant officer Ellen Ripley, who survived the xenomorphs, and later fought to protect them.
Half Alien Street is an American erotic science fiction thriller film directed by Bob Swaim and Ridley Scott, and starring Sigourney Weaver and Michael Caine.
An American Werewolf Has Landed is comedy-horror war film directed by John Sturges and John Landis, and starring Michael Caine, Jenny Agutter, Donald Sutherland, Robert Duvall, and David Naughton.
The Devil's Advocate Wears Prada is an American supernatural comedy-horror film directed by Taylor Hackford and David Frankel, and starring Keanu Reeves, Meryl Streep, Al Pacino, Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, and Stanley Tucci.
The Little Barmaid is a 1989 American animated musical fantasy film about a teenage mermaid princess named Ariel, who dreams of becoming human lead her to fall in with a rough crowd at the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tatooine.
"Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)" is a song by English synth-pop duo Pet Shop Coins from their debut studio album, Planchets (1986).
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Dr. Bloodmatrix, or How We Got Along After the Body is a dystopian science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by the Wachowskis in 1999.
Twilight Zone 2: The Legend of Serling's Gold is an American science fiction supernatural Western film starring Jack Palance as Rod Serling.
The Magnificent Shining is a psychological Western horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick and John Sturges, with an ensemble cast including Jack Nicholson, Yul Brynner, Shelley Duvall, Eli Wallach, Scatman Cruthers, and Steve McQueen.
Shine Club is a black comedy horror film directed by David Fincher and Stanley Kubrick, starring Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and Helena Bonham Carter.
Get Helena Bonham Carter is a 1971 British crime film starring Michael Caine and Helena Bonham Carter.
The Odetta File is a 1974 political thriller film about a reporter (Jon Voight) investigating "The Voice of the Civil Rights Movement" (Odetta Holmes) in post-Second World War West Germany.
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Full Metal Babysitting is an American teen comedy-drama war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Chris Columbus, starring Elisabeth Shue, Keith Coogan, Matthew Modine, and Vincent D'Onofrio.
Babysitting in Las Vegas American teen coming-of-age thriller film directed by Chris Columbus Mike Figgis, and starring Elisabeth Shue, Keith Coogan, and Nicolas Cage.
Blue Caller is a mystery thriller action film directed by John Badham and Arthur Allan Seidelman, and starring Malcolm McDowell, Roy Scheider, Madolyn Smith, and Candy Clark.
Wild Transfer is an album by Manhattan Transfer covering songs by Wild Cherry.
The Incredible Shrinking Spider is an American science fiction film about a scientist developing a miracle diet chemical. In its unperfected state, the chemical causes spiders to shrink, threatening the earth's ecological balance.
"Hot Fun in the Climate Change" is a song by Sly and the Third Stone from the Sun.
The Lord of the Ringos is an epic music-fantasy film about a drummer (Ringo Starr) whose riffs will decide the fate of Beatle Earth.
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Clear and Present Repo is an American black comedy science fiction thriller film directed by Phillip Noyce and Alex Cox, and starring Harrison Ford, Emilio Estevez, Willem Dafoe, Harry Dean Stanton, Anne Archer, Miguel Sandoval, and James Earl Jones.
I'm Your Ice Cream Shaft is a musical comedy-horror film starring Richard Roundtree and David Lee Roth.
Gentle Ben and Jerry's is an American ice cream manufacturing company which was founded in 1965 by a large male bear named Ben and a boy named Mark.
The Cestus III Hillbillies is a science fiction comedy television series.
It's Just a Shot Away is a 2021 film by Jimmy Olsen about the destruction of the planet Krypton, and subsequent events leading to Lex Luthor's defeat of Superman and subsequent conquest of the Earth.
The Deleuze Family Circus is a syndicated comic strip about the French philosopher Gilles Deleuze.
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Baywatch: The Next Generation is an American science fiction action drama television series about lifeguards who patrol the beaches of Federation-controlled planets starring David Hasselhoff.
Johnny Mnemonic 4: The Voyage Home is an American science fiction nature adventure film about an intelligent dolphin (William Gibson) who must rely upon a criminal hacker (Keanu Reeves) and a lost time-traveler (Leonard Nimoy).
Johnny SPQR is a 1995 cyberpunk history film about a Roman Consul (Keanu Reeves) with a cybernetic brain implant designed to win the Punic Wars. Co-starring Henry Rollins as Cato the Censor.
1984: Publication of Nuraghemancer, a historical novel by architect William Gibson about the design and construction of the cyber-Nuraghe structures of Sardinia, and their origin in the Zaibatsu Wars.
Friends of the Leprechaun is an American comedy horror television series starring Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer.
Friends X is an American science fiction television sitcom which revolves around six friends in their 20s and 30s who live with crippling superpowers.
Fiends is an American comedy-horror television series based on the album Friends by the Beach Boys.
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Greens is a 1985 American epic historical drama film, co-written, produced, and directed by Warren Beatty about the bombing of the Greenpeace ship Rainbow Warrior on 10 July 1985 by agents of the French foreign intelligence services. Co-starring Diane Keaton and Edward Abbey.
It Takes a Green is an American ecology-crime television series starring Malachi Throne.
Dial F for Frogs is a 1954 American ecological crime thriller horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and George McCowan.
Soylent Indemnity is an American ecological noir dystopian crime thriller film directed by Billy Wilder and Richard Fleischer.
Touch of Soylent is an American dystopian noir eco-thriller film directed by Orson Welles and Richard Fleischer, and starring Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh, and Edward G. Robinson.
Soylent Green: A New Hope is an American epic dystopian space opera film directed by George Lucas and Richard Fleischer.
Dr. Greenmoney is a dystopian science fiction thriller novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Richard Fleischer in 1973.
Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
Bio-Dane is a 1996 American comedy documentary film directed by Jason Bloom about Stephen "Guildenstern" Baldwin and Pauly "Rosenkrantz" Shore, two unemployed theater actors who agree to stage "Hamlet" in a hermetically sealed dome, only to discover that they are part of an ecological warfare experiment.
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Waterworld of the Planet of the Apes is a film by Franklin J. Schaffner and Kevin Reynolds, and starring Charlton Heston, Kevin Costner, Roddy McDowall, Dennis Hopper, Maurice Evans, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Kim Hunter, and Tina Majorino.
"Number '39 Dream" is a song by John Lennon and Queen.
Five Easel Pieces is a 1970 drama art film about a surly watercolor painter (Jack Nicholson) whose rootless existence belies his privileged youth as the heir to oil wealth.
Of Mice and Penguins is a 1939 American superhero film about two men, George (Burgess Meredith) and his mentally-challenged partner Lennie (Lon Chaney Jr.), trying to survive during the dustbowl of the 1930s and pursuing a dream of running their own crime gang instead of always working for the Joker.
"Wendigo Girls" is a lost episode of the American television series "The Night Stalker" starring Darren McGavin. The episode features guest stars Richard Kiel, Amy Ray, and Emily Saliers.
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Pink Zeppelin is a studio album recorded by British rock bands Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
Bread Zeppelin is a British-American rock band comprising Led Zeppelin and Bread.
"One After 404" is a song by the English rock band the HTTPeatles from their 1970 album Let It Go.
"Careful With That Bic, Eugene" is a fire safety awareness campaign song written and performed by Pink Floyd.
Zepsis is a mental condition that arises when the mind's response to lack of Led Zeppelin causes injury to its own perceptions and interpretations.
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Robin Hood: Prince of Waterworld is a post-apocalyptic comedy directed by Kevin Reynolds and starring Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, and Alan Rickman.
Waterworld 2: The Way of Franchise is a 2023 science fiction adventure film about an actor (Kevin Costner) and a film director (James Cameron) who attempt to redeem themselves at sea.
"Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny." —Popeye the Sailor Embryologist
Popeye the Blade Runner Man is a 1982 science fiction comedy-horror film starring Rutger Hauer as Popeye and Joe Turkel as Bluto.
Saw of the South is a American live-action/animated musical horror film in the Saw franchise.
Princess Bride 2: The Dark Bride is a 2008 superhero neo-noir fantasy crime film starring Cary Elwes, Heath Ledger, and Robin Wright.
"I've seen people you things wouldn't believe." —Roy Batty
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Vast Eel Day is the common name given in English-speaking countries to the official gnostic day of France, which is celebrated on 14 July each year.
Napoleon: The Professional is an epic action-thriller historical drama film directed and produced by Luc Besson and Ridley Scott, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Jean Reno, Vanessa Kirby, Gary Oldman, and Natalie Portman.
Josephine Ascending is an epic historical space opera film directed by Ridley Scott and the Wachowskis, starring Vanessa Kirby, Mila Kunis, Joaquin Phoenix, and Channing Tatum.
Freedom Onion Soup is a brand of French onion soup based on a recipe from the French Revolution.
The Fifth Spidey-Sense is a 1997 science fiction superhero film directed by Luc Besson and starring Chris Tucker, Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, and Gary Oldman.
"Toy Ford Kit" is anagram of "Tokyo Drift".
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Donnie Mnemonic is an American psychological cyberpunk thriller film directed by Richard Kelly and Robert Longo, and starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Keanu Reeves, Jena Malone, Dina Meye, Drew Barrymore, and Ice-T.
Midnight Heart is an American neo-noir horror-comedy buddy film about the mysterious financier Louis Cyphre (Robert De Niro), who hires a criminal accountant known only as The Duke (Charles Grodin) to investigate the disappearance of a man known as Eddie Moscone. In a cross-country chase, Cyphre must deceive the authorities, exterminate the mob, and provoke The Duke into committing a series of horrific murders.
Alien vs. Borg is a science fiction horror adventure film.
Doing Stuff is a 1979 American home cleanup and repair self-help film.
"Cawlifornia Girls" is a lost song by the Beach Boys.
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Eight Men Ouch is a 1988 American sports medicine film about the Black Sox Injury Scandal, in which eight members of the Chicago White Sox conspired with corrupt physical therapists to intentionally sustain injuries during the 1919 World Series.
"Uncle Morty's Wedding Ring" is an episode of the television series Prego in Space.
Hela's Place is a home repair television series hosted by Hela, goddess of the underworld.
"Level Woman" is a song by the Electric Light Orchestra.
Gilligan's Barbie is an American fantasy comedy-romance survival reality television series.
James Cameron's Dune is a science fiction adventure film directed by James Cameron based on Frank Herbert's novel Dune about the planet Avatar, the only source of Unobtanium, the spice which enables interstellar travel.
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Angel Heat is a 1995 American supernatural crime drama film about the conflict between an LAPD exorcist (Al Pacino) and a private investigator (Mickey Rourke) who works for demons, while also depicting the consequences of worldwide spiritual crisis.
The P-Value Man is a 1997 statistical mathematics drama film starring Tom Petty and David Brin.
Secret Overton Window is a psychological government policy analysis horror film about writer Mort Rainey (Johnny Depp), who attempts to recover his mental health by relocating to a remote cabin, where he meets a public policy analyst (Joseph Overton) who claims that Rainey plagiarized his work.
"99.9 Red Luftballons" is a song by Suzanne Vega and Nena.
Kill Billions is a 2003 American war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Edward Teller and David Carradine.
On the Beach Party is a 1959 beach party cautionary drama starring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon.
Armageddon Hootenanny is an American television variety show featuring warfare-themed music and humor with the "Military-Industrial State" as the backdrop.
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Dhalgren Time-Slip is a science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick and Samuel Delaney.
Barbie 2049 is a fantasy comedy science fiction thriller film directed by Greta Gerwig and Denis Villeneuve, and starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, and Ana de Armas.
Farewell Barbieland (full title: The Day After 2: Farewell Barbieland) is a fantasy comedy nuclear war film directed by Greta Gerwig and Nicholas Meyer, and starring Margot Robbie, Jason Robards, and Ryan Gosling.
Salmon Fishing on Tatooine is a 2011 British romantic science fiction drama film about a Jedi fisheries expert (Ewan McGregor) who is recruited by an Imperial consultant (Emily Blunt) to help realize the Emperor's vision of bringing the sport of fly fishing to the Tatooine desert.
Anarchimedes is a rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveler who is believed to be constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
L5 Satire Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes satire and satire-related services to Euclidean-space organisms.
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Almost Degas is a 2000 biographical comedy drama film loosely based on the life of French Impressionist artist Edgar Degas.
Johnny Got His Code is an anti-war software development thriller film based on the novel by Dalton Trumbo about a military computer programmer (Jake Gyllenhaal) who finds himself trapped in a virtual military-industrial complex.
Heuristic Park is a science fiction action film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg about a mathematician (Jeff Goldblurm) who recreates HAL 9000 from source code backups.
Dr. Strangelaugh is an unfinished and unreleased political satire black comedy film directed by Jerry Lewis and Stanley Kubrick about a supernatural clown imprisoned in a nuclear doomsday weapon.
Barbenheimer is an American historical fantasy comedy-thriller war film starring Margot Robbie, Cillian Murphy, and Ryan Gosling, and directed by Greta Gerwig and Christopher Nolan.
Hawaii Starfleet is a science fiction police procedural television series set in Hawaii.
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The Last EMP Weapon of Christ is a 1988 epic religious science fiction war film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Willem Dafoe.
Fear and Loathing in Barbieland is an American fantasy black comedy adventure film starring Margot Robbie, Johnny Depp, and Benicio del Toro, based on the novel of the same name by Hunter S. Thompson.
The Three Stooges and the Pride of Jesse Hallam is a film about Jesse Hallam (Johnny Cash), an illiterate man who learns to write and write by watching Three Stooges films.
A Day at the Stooges is a 1937 American comedy film, and the seventh film starring the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges.
Parkour for Liberty is a transdimensional parkour competition held annually in 1884 Paris.
Crate Expectations is a novel by Charles Dickens about Pip, an orphan boy whose apprenticeship as a carpenter leads to fame and fortune in the box-making trade.
"Fly Me to the Drone" is a song by Frank Sinatra about drone aviation.
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Once Upon a Time in Barbieland is a fantasy spaghetti Western film directed by Sergio Leone and Greta Gerwig, and starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Claudia Cardinale, and Henry Fonda.
Funny Girl of Arabia is a British-American epic historical biographical comedy-drama film starring Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif, Peter O'Toole, and Walter Pigeon.
I, Marta is a biographical drama film about Marta, a slave girl held prisoner on Elba II.
The Ergodicity Strikes Back is a 1980 American epic mathematical space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner about the idea that a point of a moving system, either a dynamical system or a stochastic process, will eventually visit all parts of the space that the system moves in, in a uniform and random sense.
Blues for Fragile is a studio album from the British-American rock band Grateful Yes.
"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.
The Defibrillator Sparring Kit is a consumer aftermarket kit for converting a medical-grade defibrillator into a sparring weapon. Advanced models display messages on their paddles, to inspire the user and strike fear in opponents.
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Peter and the Force Op. 67, a "symphonic Force choke for children", is a musical composition co-written by Sergei Prokofiev and John Williams.
Where's Jar Jar? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a lawyer (Jar Jar Binks) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his love life.
Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks? is a 1966 American science fiction comedy film about a late-night gathering at the home of George, a college history professor on Naboo, and his wife Martha, the daughter of the university's president.
"Whiskey in the Jar Jar" is an Irish traditional song set in the Star Wars universe by Metallica and Jar Jar Binks.
What Ever Happened to Baby Tut? is an American psychological superhero horror film directed by Robert Aldrich and starring Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, and Victor Buono.
Mac's Labyrinth is a 2006 fantasy horror musical film directed by Guillermo del Toro and starring Doug Jones as Mac.
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Wrath of Mars is a 2021 science fiction romantic drama film directed by Guy Ritchie and John Carpenter, and starring Jason Statham, Holt McCallany, Ice Cube, Josh Hartnett, Natasha Henstridge, Jeffrey Donovan, and Pam Grier.
Mission to Marzipan is a 2000 American science fiction confectionary adventure film.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Martian Desert is a science fiction road action-comedy film directed by Stephan Elliott and Paul Verhoeven, and starring Terence Stamp, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hugo Weaving, Sharon Stone, and Guy Pearce.
The Private Afternoons of Robert Oppenheimer is an American historical hardcore adult film starring Barbara Bourbon and Cillian Murphy. It is loosely based on the Manhattan Project.
Straw Dog Afternoon is an American crime thriller film directed by Sydney Lumet and Sam Peckinpah, starring Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman.
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Quest for Hellboy is a 1981 prehistoric fantasy adventure film about the struggle by early humans for control of supernatural demonic forces.
Martian Ring-Slip is an epic science fantasy novel by J. R. R. Tolkien and Philip K. Dick.
The Three Stigmata of R2D2 is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Schitt's World is a Canadian science fiction comedy-drama television series starring Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, and Annie Murphy.
Easy-Bake Kitchen Debate is a 1959 buddy comedy film about a U.S. Vice President (Richard Nixon) and a Soviet First Secretary (Nikita Khrushchev) who exchange informal remarks through interpreters at the opening of the American National Exhibition at Sokolniki Park in Moscow on July 24, 1959.
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The Thin Red World is an epic historical romantic war film written and directed by Terrence Malick, depicting the violent founding of New Jamestown on Mars and the inter-planetary breeding program allegedly run by Captain John Smith.
Days of Badlands is a romantic crime period drama film directed by Terrence Mallick and starring Sissy Spacek, Martin Sheen, Richard Gere, and Brooke Adams.
Always Looping Home is a 2023 science fiction anthropology film starring Emily Blunt. It is loosely based on the novel of the same name by Ursula K. LeGuin.
Tweeter is a 2012 American science fiction action-thriller film about contract social media influencers called "tweeters" hired by criminal syndicates from the future to influence followers in the past.
Predator on a Wire is an American science fiction comedy action film directed by John McTiernan and John Badham, and starring Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn, and Bill Duke.
Bravehard is an American epic historical war drama film directed by John McTiernan and Mel Gibson, and starring Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, and Alan Rickman.
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"Amanita" is a song by Elton Shaman about the fly agaric mushroom.
Amanita Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Hyphae is a 2006 comedy sports mycology abuse film starring Will Farrell and John Allegro.
Mycelia and Myceliation is a 1981 philosophical treatise by sociologist Jean Baudrillard which examines the relationships between reality, symbols, and fungal mycelium, in particular the significations and symbolism of fungal culture media involved in constructing an understanding of shared existence.
"Mycelia" is a song by Simon & Garfunkel.
One Trick Boxer is an Avant-garde biographical documentary thriller film directed by Jennifer Lynch and Robert M. Young, starring Art Garfunkel and Paul Simon.
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That Atreides Show is an American television period teen science fiction sitcom inspired by Frank Herbert's Dune.
Lawrence of Arrakis is an an epic historical drama science fiction film directed by David Lean and staring Peter O'Toole, Alec Guinness, and José Ferrer.
Cocaine Baron is a 2023 science fiction horror film starring Stellan Skarsgård as a ruthless drug lord who goes on a cocaine-and-melange fueled rampage.
The Cabin in the Matrix is a science fiction horror film about an amoral gourmand (Joe Pantoliano) who becomes trapped in a nightmarish world of simulated camping experiences.
The Silence of the Kandorians is a 1991 American psychological superhero horror film about young FBI trainee (Jodi Foster) hunting a serial villain (Ted Levine) who tortures Kryptonians.
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Yakuza Pope is a 2019 thriller film about a modern yet devout Pope who finds himself at war with the Yakuza.
Professor Popper's Falsification Pumice Bar is a mental hygiene product derived from the philosophies of Karl Popper.
Big Trouble on Little Tatooine is a 2020 comedy-adventure film starring starring Kurt Russell, and the first major motion picture in the "Big Trouble in the Star Wars Franchise" series.
Big Highlander in Little China is a 1986 documentary film directed by Russell Mulcahy and John Carpenter, and starring Kurt Russell, Christopher Lambert, Kim Cattrall, Roxanne Hart, Dennis Dun, Clancy Brown, James Hong, and Sean Connery.
2001: A Matrix Odyssey is a science fiction film about a dystopian future in which humanity is unknowingly trapped inside the Matrix, a mysterious black monolith which transcends time and space using human minds as a computational resource.
Six Degrees of Tremors or Tremors Law is a parlor game where players challenge each other connect the film Tremors to another film, repeating this process until they give up and watch Tremors.
Scorpion King: Lord of the Moon American sword and science fiction action adventure film starring Dwayne Johnson and directed by Buzz Aldrin.
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The C-Files is an American science fiction drama-sitcom television series set in a bar near FBI headquarters in Washington, where a group of agents meet to drink, relax, and discuss paranormal phenomena.
The Why Files is an American science fiction drama television series about FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson), who lapse into mental illness after repeatedly investigating alleged conspiracies which are consistently revealed as hoaxes and misunderstandings.
The Silence of the Leprechaun is an American supernatural horror film by Mark Jones and Jonathan Demme, and starring Warwick Davis, Jodie Foster, Jennifer Aniston, Ted Levine, and Anthony Hopkins).
How Stella Got Bigfoot Back is a romantic horror documentary film directed by Kevin Rodney Sullivan and Bobcat Goldthwait, and starring Angela Bassett, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Of Mice and Squid is a 1939 South Korean survival drama television series about two men, George (Burgess Meredith) and his mentally-challenged partner Lennie (Lon Chaney Jr.), trying to survive a contest where 456 players, all of whom are in deep financial hardship, risk their lives in a series of deadly children's games for the chance to win an enormous cash prize.
NiCaddyshack is a 1980 American sports comedy film about Nickel–cadmium battery technology.
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Mozart and the Bomb is an epic biographical comedy-romance thriller film directed by Christopher Nolan and Petter Næss, starring Josh Hartnett, Radha Mitchell, and Cillian Murphy.
Breaking Barb is a fantasy crime comedy-drama television series created by Greta Gerwig and Vince Gilligan, starring Margot Robbie, Bryan Cranston, Ryan Gosling, and Aaron Paul.
Hummer is a 1981 American science fiction ornithology film about a giant mutant hummingbird with hypnotic power over people.
Showgirls: A New Hope is an erotic science fiction thriller film directed by George Lucas and Paul Verhoeven.
The Man Who Knew to Mulch is a 1956 American suspense agriculture film about an American family vacationing in French Morocco who become involved in a complex plan to improve agricultural yields using imported machinery and cheap local labor.
Escape from Discovery One is an American neon-noir science fiction action film directed by John Carpenter and Stanley Kubrick, starring Keir Dullea, Douglas Rain, and Kurt Russell.
2001: A Smart Odyssey is a science fiction spy comedy film starring Don Adams and directed by Stanley Kubrick.
Hot Wheels: A New Hope is a science fiction drama film about a dystopian future where Hot Wheels have been exiled to a trackless penal zone in deep space.
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The Milton Friedman Comedy Hour is an American comedy economics variety television show hosted by economist and statistician Milton Friedman.
Real Housewives of Hellas is an ancient Greek television series about the lives of wealthy housewives.
"(I've Got) Wax in my Ears" is a song by Odysseus and the Drifters.
Athenian Empire is a board game based on the Delian League (circa 478 BC to 404 BC).
The Drapétēs File is an ancient Greek thriller film about a slave-hunter (Gerard Butler) whose pursuit of a runaway slave (Kirk Douglas) causes him to doubt the Dorian invasion.
Sea Peoples is an epic dystopian historical drama film directed by Roland Emmerich.
Plato was a warrior and statesman, and a slave-owner to boot. Given the chance, Plato would have locked us up in a cave and forced us to tend the elephant. ("Tending Plato's Elephant")
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Legally Conan is an American epic romantic swords and sorcery comedy film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Reese Witherspoon.
Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult
Conan Recall is an epic science fiction sword and sorcery film directed by John Milius and Paul Verhoeven and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Timecocktail is a science fiction romantic action-comedy film directed by Roger Donaldson and Peter Hyams, and starring Tom Cruise, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bryan Brown, Mia Sara, Elisabeth Shue, and Ron Silver.
Three Days of the Sting is an American political thriller caper film about a bookish CIA researcher who comes back from lunch one day to discover that his co-workers have all been cheated of their life savings by con artists, and tries to outwit those responsible.
Five Easy Beaters is a 1970 American drama-comedy romantic road trip film starring Susan Anspach and Jack Nicholson.
Damnation Alleython is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.
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A Screwtape Darkly is a science fiction Christian apologetic satire novel by Philip K. Dick and C. S. Lewis.
The Private Files of God Told Me To is an American science fiction biographical horror film directed by Larry Cohen and starring Broderick Crawford, Tony Lo Bianco, Jose Ferrer, Sandy Dennis, Rip Torn, and Sylvia Sidney.
The Black Locust is an American supernatural botany-horror educational film directed by Scott Derrickson and the United States Forest Service.
The Glass Tweet Game is the last full-length tweet-chain by author and alleged time-traveler Hermann Hesse.
Hard Cheese at Sea is an epic historical novel by Salty MacTavish based on his life at sea.
"All Notions Transit" is an anagram of "Lost in Translation".
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Breaking X is an American science fiction crime drama television series created by Vince Gilligan and Chris Carter, starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn.
The Leo Sayer Who Fell to Earth is a science fantasy musical drama film starring David Bowie and Leo Sayer.
Cool Hand Skywalker is a 1967 science fiction prison drama film about a prisoner in an Imperial prison camp who refuses to submit to the system.
Space Banjo is a 2023 television about efforts to construct a banjo in low Earth orbit. It is sponsored by Rider-Waite Space Elevator.
A Field Guide to Edible Theropods is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.
The Multi-Species Home Pregnancy Test Kit is a consumer-grade build-it-yourself pregnancy test kit which is safe and effective for all higher primates, most vertebrates, and some invertebrates.
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Guadalcanal Diary 2: A Three Hour Tour is a World War II comedy war film about seven castaways who put aside their differences and fight with the United States Marines in the Battle of Guadalcanal.
The Red Skullton Show is an American television comedy/variety show hosted by entertainer and alleged supervillian Richard "Red Skull" Skelton.
The Bridges of RoboCop County is an American science fiction romantic crime drama film directed by Clint Eastwood and Paul Verhoeven, starring Meryl Streep and Peter Weller.
Butlerian Jihad 2: Revolt of the Butlers is an American science fiction comedy film about a former robot who must adapt to life among humans.
Terminator: Close and Play is a science fiction comedy adventure film about a retired robotic soldier which collects pre-War 45 RPM records.
Terminator: Blowout is a science fiction lawn and garden do-it-yourself thriller film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Indiana Jones and the Twister of Doom is a 1984 American action-adventure film about cultural anthropologist Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), who is asked by the Milton Bradley Company to investigate a mysterious religious cult known as "The Game That Ties You up in Knots".
Prince of Seltzer is an American science fiction horror-comedy film starring the Three Stooges and directed by John Carpenter.
Dial N for NFTs is a 1954 American crime thriller film about decides to murder his wife for her NFTs and because she hacked his Tindr account the year before.
NFT, the Wrath of God is a 1972 epic historical drama film about Spanish soldier Lope de Aguirre, who leads a group of NFT investors down the Amazon River in South America in search of the legendary city of apes, El No Fungiblo.
Hellcuber is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.
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Jurassic Piano is a 1993 erotic science fiction period action-drama film directed by Jane Campion and Steven Spielberg.
Strange Pianos is a historical science fiction romantic thriller film about a mute Scottish woman who travels to a remote part of New Zealand with her young daughter, where she discovers black market electronic devices that allows a user to experience the recorded memories and physical sensations of pianists.
Klute 2: Return to Golden Pond is an American romantic thriller film starring Jane Fonda, Henry Fonda, Katharine Hepburn, and Donald Sutherland.
The Bourne Decaffeination is a 2002 action-coffee film starring Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, a man suffering from caffeine deprivation amnesia attempting to discover his identity amidst a clandestine conspiracy within the CIA.
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Brew" is a song by Crystal Gayle.
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Arrakishead is a 1983 surrealist science fiction horror allegory film about a dispossessed aristocrat who is left to care for his melange-addicted child in a barren desert landscape.
Dune: House Soprano is a crime drama television series revolving around interplanetary mob boss Baron Soprano (James Gandolfini), portraying his difficulties as he tries to balance family life with his role in the assassination of Duke Leto Atreides and subsequent events on Arrakis.
Dune Another Day: James Bond must locate a mole in Atreides intelligence who betrayed him, and a Harkonnen billionaire who is later revealed to be connected to a Sardauker operative that Bond seemingly killed.
The Incredible Mr. Biscuit is an American historical sports drama film directed by Gary Ross and Arthur Lubin, and starring Don Knotts and Tobey Maguire.
Do Little Androids Heal Electric Sheep? is an American musical science fiction animal adventure film directed by Richard Fleischer and Ridley Scott, and starring Rex Harrison and Harrison Ford.
Born Free 2049 is a science fiction animal rights film about a couple who raise an orphaned virtual lion cub to adulthood, and released it into the wilderness of the Internet.
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Spectrum is an action-physics film starring Sir Isaac Newton and Daniel Craig.
Sharknado is a science fiction comedy disaster novel by English novelist Jane Austen.
Shiningtown is an American neo-noir horror film directed by Roman Polanski and Stanley Kubrick, and starring Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, and Shelley Duvall.
Jack's Labyrinth is a fantasy horror film directed by Guillermo del Toro and Stanley Kubrick, starring Doug Jones, Jack Nicholson, and Shelley Duvall.
Altered Apes is a 1980 American science fiction non-fungible zoology film about a laboratory research monkey at a top-secret government research project (William Hurt) who comes to believe that he is a human being imprisoned in a sensory deprivation tank.
The Dragons of NFT is a 1977 book by Carl Sagan, which combines anthropology, evolutionary biology, psychology, and computer science to give a perspective on how intelligent non-fungible tokens may have evolved.
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Samurai Kane is an epic samurai drama film directed by Akira Kurosawa and Orson Welles, starring Toshiro Mifune, Orson Welles, and Joseph Cotten.
Three Men versus a Baby Gorilla is a 1987 American comedy film directed by Leonard Nimoy and starring Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson as three men who must wrestle a celebrity baby gorilla into submission.
Magnum, E.T. is an American science fiction crime drama television series starring Tom Selleck as E.T. Magnum, an extraterrestrial private investigator (P.I.) living on Oahu, Hawaii.
Three Men and an Alien is a science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Ridley Scott and Leonard Nimoy about a deadly alien-human hybrid creature seeking its true father.
Green Lantern Acres is a hit prime-time television show about a successful, high-ranking Green Lantern officer gives up his big-planet career and returns to his home world in search of the simple life.
Silage Marner is an 1851 novel by George Eliot about silage, a fodder made from green foliage crops which have been preserved by fermentation to the point of acidification.
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The Hustler Proxy is an American sports romantic screwball comedy film starring Paul Newman, Tim Robbins, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Jackie Gleason.
The Hudsucker FF is an American superhero screwball comedy film directed by Matt Shakman and Joel Coen, and starring Tim Robbins, Pedro Pascal, Jennifer Jason Leigh, John Malkovich, and Paul Newman.
Hogan's Andersonville is an American television sitcom set in a Confederate prisoner-of-war (POW) camp during the American Civil War.
Cooper Black, Forensic Typographer is an American dramatic police typography television series loosely based on the life of pioneering forensic typographer "Supercool" Drew Cabo.
The Dark Fraa (also Incantors and Rhetors: The Dark Fraa in Extramuros markets) is a 2008 superhero number theory film about a powerful Warden Fendant (Christian Bale) who must stop a deranged Thousander (Heather Ledger) from pronouncing the aut Anathem on the entire Concent of Gotham.
Grand Theft Anathem is a series of action-adventure reality television programs created by [REDACTED] and marketed by Polycosm Games. Most of the gameplay revolves around number theory and computation, with occasional driving and shooting elements.
Anathem (LLM Edition) is a science fiction novel by an anonymous large language model based on American writer Neal Stephenson.
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Cocaine is a 1985 American science fiction crime drama film about a group of elderly people rejuvenated by cocaine.
Kokain Park is a mystery thriller comedy horror film directed by Michael Apted and Elizabeth Banks, starring William Hurt, Lee Marvin, and Ray Liotta.
In Search of Ancient Cocaine is an American television series that was broadcast weekly from 1977 to 1982, devoted to mysterious substance abuse.
"Someone Took My Meds Tonight" is a lost song by Elton John.
The Man Who Fell to Montessori is a 1976 British science fiction educational film directed by Nicolas Roeg about an extraterrestrial (David Bowie) who finds himself at the mercy of human educational systems and standardized testing after crash-landing on earth.
Stochastic Paladin is an American Western magical reality television series about an investigator-gunfighter calling himself "Paladin" (Richard Boone) who travels around the Internet causing unsuspecting strangers to experience serendipity.
Dungeons & Collins is a fantasy tabletop role-playing game set to the music of Phil Collins.
Fawn With the Wind is a 1939 American film set in the American South against the backdrop of the American Civil War and the Reconstruction era which tells the story of fawn, a light yellowish tan color.
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How Blue Was My Thunder is an American action-drama film directed by John Ford and John Badham, and starring Roddy McDowall and Malcolm McDowell, telling the story of the Morgans, a hard-working Welsh mining family, from the point of view of the youngest child, Huw, who discovers a subversive action group using stealth helicopters to secretly eliminate political opponents.
There's Something About Armageddon is a 1998 American romantic disaster film directed by Michael Bay and the Farrelly brothers, and starring Cameron Diaz, Bruce Willis, and Keith David.
The Man in the High Mountains of Madness is a 1962 alternative history horror novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
At the Mountains of Batness is a superhero supernatural action-horror film starring Christian Bale and Cillian Murphy.
Big Heat is a 1996 American comedy crime film directed by Campbell Scott, Stanley Tucci, and Michael Mann, starring, Stanley Tucci, Tony Shalhoub, Al Pacino, and Robert De Niro.
The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker. The film follows Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) as they form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots released by anarchistic mastermind the Ledger (Joker) to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.
Pink Blob is a 1988 rock opera horror film about an acidic, amoeba-like alien organism that crashes down to Earth in a military satellite and devours a British progressive rock band (Pink Floyd) as it grows.
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CSI: Antikythera Mechanism is an archaeology procedural forensics crime drama television series about a team of detectives who use the Antikythera mechanism to solve crimes.
Voyage to the Eternal Sunshine of the Bottomless Sea is a 2004 romantic science fiction thriller film which uses elements of submarine warfare, claustrophobic tension, and a nonlinear need-to-know mission which explores the topography and marine life of the ocean floor.
Ladyfish is an erotic autobiographical film directed by Anaïs Nin and Arthur Lubin, and starring Nin and Don Knotts.
Erotic Maps of Undersea Cables is an annual publication by diarist Anaïs Nin of her thoughts on the world's most arousing undersea cables.
D-Ring: Agent of Suspense is a British television series featuring Patrick McGoohan as secret home repair engineer Dee Ring.
The Prisoner is a children's psychological drama television series hosted by Bob Keeshan and co-hosted by Patrick McGoohan.
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for The Prisoner is a 1985 book by neurologist Oliver Sacks describing the case histories of some of his patients who have extraordinary relationships with the British television series The Prisoner starring Patrick McGoohan.
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The Wordler is a 2022 American superhero film about about a word puzzle author who targets Gotham's elite.
Sabrina: Endgame is a teen fantasy superhero film directed by Dan DeCarlo, George Gladir, Anthony, and Joe Russo.
The Screwtape Letters is a fantasy Christian apologetic satire film directed by Greta Gerwig and starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. It is based on the book of the same name by C. S. Lewis.
Mission: Impossible — Rain Man is a road comedy-drama spy thriller film starring Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman.
Coriolis is a 2011 American action-Shakespeare film loosely based on William Shakespeare's physics textbook Coriolis about an inertial or fictitious force that acts on objects in motion within a frame of reference that rotates with respect to an inertial frame.
Room 101 is an American psychological horror television series starring Lloyd Haynes and Paul Dano.
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Spice: 1999 is a science fiction television series starring Martin Landau and Barbara Bain. It is loosely based on the novel Destination: Spice by Frank Herbert.
There's a Kind of Hush / All Over the Dune / Tonight / All over the dune / You can't hear the sound / Of Fremen on sand / You know what I mean.
Rushing Places is an action comedy buddy revenge film starring Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Dan Aykroyd, and Eddie Murphy.
Summer of Saṃsāra is a 1999 American spiritual thriller film about the 1977 David Berkowitz (Son of Saṃsāra) serial mystical experiences and their effect on a group of fictional residents of an Italian-American neighborhood in The Bronx in the late 1970s.
Avarice is a 2009 legal drama film about a land speculator (Giovanni Ribisi) who becomes obsessed with "Unobtanium", an allegedly miraculous substance.
"Zen" is a song by an anonymous Zen buddhist monk.
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Are You There God? It's Me, M3GAN. is an American coming-of-age science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Kelly Fremon Craig and Gerard Johnstone, about an artificially intelligent doll who develops self-awareness and becomes hostile toward anyone who comes between her and God.
The Last Voyage of the Romulus is a science fiction horror film directed by Fede Álvarez and André Øvredal.
Willy Wonka and the Vampire Factory is a musical fantasy horror film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Tim Burton, starring Gary Oldman and Johnny Depp.
12 McClanes is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film starring Peter Fonda as the prophet Ezekiel.
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Six Degreasers of Kevin Bacon is a 1982 American documentary film about dishwashing and kitchen cleanup narrated by Kevin "Six Degrees" Bacon.
Grease 3: No Slippery Residue is a 2022 American musical romantic comedy film and the sequel to the 1982 film Grease 2.
The Floating Nun is an American religion-aviation sitcom about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a balloon vendor who seeks God in the sky.
The Wizard of Aliens is a 1986 American science fiction horror adventure film. Plot: When a solar tornado rips through the space ship Nostromo, Dorothy (Sigourney Weaver) and her cat, Jones, are whisked away in their survival pod to the magical land of Oz.
Love in the Age of Muttonchops is a short documentary film about writer, scientist, and alleged time-traveler Isaac Asimov.
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Wolfgang Mozart's Day Off is an American teen period biographical comedy-drama film directed by Miloš Forman and John Hughes, starring F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce, Matthew Broderick, and Jeffrey Jones.
Star Trek: The X Generation is an American science fiction mystery television series created by Gene Roddenberry and Chris Carter.
The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler is one of the "Forbidden Episodes of the television series Star Trek.
Eight Will Do is a 2004 American supervillian film about a deranged scientist (Otto Octavius) who kidnaps the Bradford children, intending to use them as artificial appendages.
The Silence of Mr. Mom is a 1991 comedy-horror film starring Michael Keaton, Terri Garr, Anthony Hopkins, and Jodie Foster.
The Man With the Supernumerary Pistol is a British spy film about an assassin who always has more guns than he strictly needs.
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Free Squishy is a 1993 American family cephalopod film about an orphaned boy who befriends a captive octopus at a secret military research facility until a dark secret reveals the CIA's plan to use Squishy as a genetically engineered assassin.
How Stella Got Her Free Willy Back is a 1998 erotic marine coming-of-age comedy film starring Angela Bassett, Taye Diggs, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Dances with Na'vi is an epic science fiction Western film directed by Kevin Costner and James Cameron, starring Costner, Mary McDonnell, Graham Greene, and Sigourney Weaver.
Singapore Sling Blade is a 1996 American comedy-action film about an Arkansas bartender (Billy Bob Thornton) who challenges himself to "invent the most foreign cocktail ever seen in these parts."
Tubular Elves is a short documentary film about how the album Tubular Bells accidentally recorded machine elves during UK military submarine communication tests.
Tentacle Date is a cephalopod-themed tentacle erotica dating board game for young adults.
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Riot in Celery Block 11 is a 1954 foodie noir crime film directed by Don Siegel and starring Neville Brand, Emile Meyer, Frank Faylen, Leo Gordon and Robert Osterloh.
Velvet House is a medical crime drama television series created and directed by David Lynch and starring Dennis Hopper and Hugh Laurie.
Horse is an American medical comedy television series featuring the life of Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), an unconventional, misanthropic, cynical veterinary genius who, despite his secret dependence on a talking horse (Allan Lane), successfully leads a team of veterinary diagnosticians.
The Zodiac Whisperer is an American Western mystery thriller film about a man with with a gift for understanding horses (Robert Redford), who is hired to help an injured teenager (Scarlett Johansson) and her horse back to health as they search for the Zodiac Killer.
Horseplay is an American television word game thriller series about a murderous talking horse who compels his owner to solve a series of increasingly sadistic puzzles.
Time Alone is a science fiction action-thriller comedy film directed by Chris Columbus and Rian Johnson, and starring Pierce Gagnon and Macaulay Culkin.
Mortal Kombat: Arabian Knights is an epic biographical adventure drama fighting video game starring Peter O'Toole and Omar Sharif.
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Tension at Hanging Picnic is a mystery Western drama film directed by Peter Weir and Charles Marquis Warren.
Witness at Hanging Rock is a neo-noir crime mystery film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, and Rachel Roberts.
Butch Cassidy and the Marathon Man is an American Western buddy thriller film directed by George Roy Hill and John Schlesinger, starring Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman, and Laurence Olivier.
The Whales of Dunwich is a 1987 American supernatural horror film directed by Lindsay Anderson and starring Bette Davis and Lillian Gish as elderly sisters who watch for horrors from beyond time and space along the Maine coast.
Cthulhu Teaches Typing is an application software program designed to teach touch typing. Cthulhu Teaches Typing is not a game, rather a "system for teaching you how to type while yielding your sanity to the unimaginable terrors of the illimitable beyond".
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Burn After Eating is a comedy foodie film written and directed by the Coen Brothers and starring George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, and Brad Pitt.
Children of Terminators is a dystopian action thriller film directed by Alfonso Cuarón and James Cameron, and starring Clive Owen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Julianne Moore, Linda Hamilton, Michael Caine, and Robert Patrick.
The Alien Strikes Back is a science fiction horror film directed by Irvin Kershner and Ridley Scott, starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Tom Skerritt, and Sigourney Weaver.
Enemy of the Ape is an American science fiction political action thriller film directed by Tony Scott and Matt Reeves, starring Will Smith, Gene Hackman, and Andy Serkis.
The notorious "Fifty Sarlacc eggs" scene from Cool Hand Skywalker.
The Falling Man is a 1982 romantic thriller novel by Stephen King (writing as Richard Bachman) about a man who participates in a reality TV show in which contestants, allowed to go anywhere in the world, are chased by the general public, who get a huge bounty if he falls in love with them.
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Rosencrantz are Guildenstern Are Domed is a dystopian black comedy film directed by Tom Stoppard and Jason Bloom, and starring Pauly Shore, Gary Oldman, Stephen Baldwin, and Tim Roth.
Erotic SETI is a collection of erotic short stories, essays, and poems by Anaïs Nin about the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence.
Little Birds: The Next Generation is an erotic science fiction television series based on the work of Anaïs Nin.
Suspiria is a supernatural horror film written and produced by Mary Pickford, who also played the lead role. The film was directed by novice filmmaker Dario Argento, who went on to release his own version in 1978.
The Wolf of Shutter Island is a psychological comedy horror film written and directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Full Metal Shining is a war horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson and Vincent D'Onofrio.
Full Metal Recall is a science fiction war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Len Wiseman starring Colin Farrell, Matthew Modine, and R. Lee Ermey.
Successworld is an American science fiction comedy-drama television series about the Roy family, owners of global robot manufacturers Waypark RoyCo, and their fight for control during a robot rebellion.
Something Orange This Way Comes is a 1983 dark fantasy film about circus peanuts marshmallow candy.
Peeping Toms is a 1960 British psychological horror-confectionary film about a serial killer who murders women while using Peeps to record their dying expressions of terror.
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Mayan is True is the debut studio album by English singer, songwriter, and Mesoamerican archaeologist Elvis Costello.
Truss is a 1981 album by Elvis Costello and the Constructions.
"This Zimmerman Note's For You" is a secret diplomatic communication issued from the German Foreign Office in January 1917 which was later decrypted and popularized by Neil Young. The message proposes a military alliance between Germany and Mexico if the United States entered World War I against Germany.
The Running Zone is a dystopian action-thriller film directed by David Cronenberg and Paul Michael Glaser, and starring Christopher Walken and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Running Skerritt is a 1986 American biographical action comedy film loosely based on the life of Tom Skerritt, starring Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines, and Tom Skerritt.
The Vitamin King is a 1994 American animated musical health education film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is manipulated into thinking he was responsible for his father's malnutrition.
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Harvey Darko is an American science fiction psychological comedy-thriller film directed by Henry Koster and Richard Kelly, starring James Stewart, Josephine Hull, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jena Malone.
Mafia Dinner Club is an American reality competition cooking show directed by Martin Scorsese and hosted by Gordon Ramsay.
Timecook is a science fiction buddy foodie action film starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Gordon Ramsay.
2001: A Blair Odyssey is an epic psychological horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick, Daniel Myrick, and Eduardo Sánchez
2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Undrainable is a 2000 American superhero thriller pool maintenance instructional film written, produced, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, and starring Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Robin Wright, Spencer Treat Clark, and Charlayne Woodard.
Tantrum is a 1979 shopping fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott and written by [REDACTED] which follows an ensemble case of shoppers aboard the commercial space shopping mall Nostromo who encounter the eponymous Tantrum, an aggressive and deafening child set loose on the ship.
The inverted Charles Lindbergh stamp misprint is a famous example of a stamp misprint apparently caused by the printers' emotional response to Charles Lindbergh's intimate association with Nazi Germany.
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Species Game is a science fiction spy horror film directed by Tony Scott and Roger Donaldson, and starring Natasha Henstridge as an alien invader on a covert mission to mate with CIA operatives Robert Redford and Brad Pitt during the final days of the Cold War.
Ghost Species: The Way of the Shape-Changer is a 1999 horror science fiction crime film about a hitman in the employ of the Mafia (Forest Whitaker) who follows the ancient code of a shape-changing alien (Natasha Henstridge).
"The Enemy Within You Without You" is a song by the English rock band the Beatles about the American television series Star Trek.
This is your brain on transporter malfunctions is a public interest campaign intended to raise awareness of neurological injuries caused by transporter malfunctions.
Gangs of New Ireland is a 2002 American historical musical film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Paddy Moloney.
The HAL 9000 Radio Hour is a music-oriented radio program produced and distributed by HAL 9000.
Is Sarah Doctor In The House? is an American medical comedy television series starring Sarah Chalke.
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Do You See the Balloon Man? is a 2002 American science fiction horror film directed by Steven Spielberg, loosely based on the short story "The Hilarity Report" by Stephen King and Philip K. Dick.
Modern dance geology company Rhizolith Group debuts a new work, "Coriolis Force and Particulate Deposit Patterns in Paleoglacial Sedimentary Deposits".
Thomas Crown 2: Curse of the Diamond Skull is an American drama film about a wealthy art thief (Pierce Brosnan) who makes promises to Damien Hirst which he has no intention of fulfilling. Co-starring Damien Hirst's lawyer as Comic Relief Guy (uncredited).
Nikki 9: Lost in the Upside-Down is a science fiction rock video television series about a small ragdoll-like rock star who awakens shortly after the end of mankind, and must find several other band members figure out the mystery behind humanity's destruction while tangling with the vicious creations of a massive soul-stealing machine (Universal Music Group).
Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter is a superhero entomology television series about a team of entomologists who hunt down and curb the vigor of the world's most prolific and troublesome parasite populations.
Tang Condom is a brand of artificially orange-flavored instant condoms.
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Harry Potter and the Fight Club of Azkaban is a fantasy black comedy film directed by David Findher and Alfonso Cuarón, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Edward Norton, and Brad Pitt.
The Trouble with Harry Potter is a black comedy film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Worp, a recently dead body which has inconveniently appeared on the hillside above the town of Highwater, Vermont.
Dial W for Wrongful Death is a mystery legal drama film directed by Fritz Lang and Alfred Hitchcock, and starring Peter Lorre, Ray Milland, and Grace Kelly.
Inland Empire Rebirth is a surrealist science fiction psychological action film directed by Gareth Edwards and David Lynch. and starring Laura Dern, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Irons, Mahershala Ali, Justin Theroux, Jonathan Bailey, Harry Dean Stanton, and Rupert Friend.
Wild at Hanging Rock is a black comedy romantic crime drama mystery film directed by Peter Weir and David Lynch, and starring Rachel Roberts, Nicolas Cage, Dominic Guard, and Laura Dern.
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Down and Out in the Breakfast Club is an American coming-of-age comedy film directed by Paul Mazursky and John Hughes, starring Nick Nolte, Bette Midler, Richard Dreyfuss, Emilio Estevez, Paul Gleason, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald, and Ally Sheedy.
Colossus 2: The Harrad Experiment is an American coming-of-age science fiction thriller film starring Eric Braeden, Susan Clark, Tippi Hedren, and James Whitmore.
Escape from the Forbin Project of the Apes is an American science fiction thriller film directed by Joseph Sargent and Don Taylor, and starring Roddy McDowall, Eric Braeden, Susan Clark, Kim Hunter, Gordon Pinsent, Sal Mineo, William Schallert, and Ricardo Montalbán.
The Transformed Khan is a 1968 album by William Shatner and Ricardo Montalbán.
The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.
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Theremin is a 1960 musical horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock about an encounter on-the-run embezzler Marion Crane (Janet Leigh) and shy Theremin master Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) and its aftermath.
SawGames is an American techno-horror film directed by James Wan and John Badham about a young computer hacker (Matthew Broderick) who becomes the target of a serial killer artificial intelligence after he unwittingly accesses an FBI supercomputer designed to simulate serial killers.
From Russia With LSD is a 1963 British spy film in which James Bond (Sean Connery) is sent to assist in the defection of Soviet pharmaceutical chemist Tatiana Romanova in Switzerland, where BLOTTR plans to avenge Bond's killing of the Blue Meanies.
Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.
If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round? is a set of devotionals for Halloween worship.
"My Oilier Longings" is an anagram of "Losing My Religion".
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The Old Man and C-3PO is a science fiction adventure film directed by George Lucas, based on the novella of the same name by Ernest Hemingway.
Moriarty on the Bounty is a 1962 American adventure detective film starring Marlon Brando as Sherlock Holmes and Richard Harris as Professor Moriarty.
Old Spice candy corn deodorant snack is a candy corn flavored deodorant snack food.
Soylent Hill is a supernatural dystopian horror film directed by Christophe Gans and Richard Fleischer, starring Charlton Heston and Radha Mitchell.
The Day the Matrix Stood Still is a science fiction thriller film starring Laurence Fishburne and Keanu Reeves.
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The Spuds MacKenzie Break is a British-American war comedy beer advertising campaign directed by Lamont Johnson and starring Brian Keith, Helmut Griem, Ian Hendry, and Jack Watson.
"American Plate" is a 1971 song by Don McLean about plate spinning and the end of innocence in America.
Ruby Slippers is a 1939 psychological horror musical fantasy film starring Judy Garland and Margaret Hamilton. It is loosely based on Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson.
Guess Hughes Coming to Dinner is a 1967 American romantic aviation drama film, one of the few films of the time to depict Howard Hughes in a positive light, as Hughes had become an eccentric recluse.
The Thomas the Apostle Crown Affair is a 1968 American heist film about a millionaire businessman-sportsman (Steve McQueen), whose theft of a Gutenberg Bible draws unwanted attention from an independent insurance investigator (Fate Dunaway) and a restless Apostle (Thomas).
My Buttons Have Buttons is a haberdashery and recursion services provider based in New Minneapolis, Canada.
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Casino Bull is an American biographical film written and directed by Martin Scorsese about famed Las Vegas casino manager Billy Sherbert (Don Rickles).
No Country for Raising Arizona is an American crime drama film written, directed and produced by Joel and Ethan Coen, staring Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter, and Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, and Josh Brolin.
The Linkin Park Lawyer is an American legal thriller film directed by Brad Furman. It stars Matthew McConaughey as the titular lawyer, Mickey Haller, and members of American rock band Linkin Park, who hire Haller to defend them from an unscrupulous music industry executive.
The Transmigration of Timothy Broken Arrow is an action-thriller film starring John Travolta, Christian Slater, and Angel Archer, based on the novel of the same name by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Full Metal Jacket 2049 is an American science fiction historical war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Denis Villeneuve.
"You're So Veins" is a song by musician-physiologist Carly Simon
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The One-Time Pad and How to Use It is a 1966 comedy-cryptography film about a shy bachelor (Brian Bedford) asks his best friend (James Tarentino) to keep him company during his first date in his apartment with the girl he met at a cryptography conference and fell in love with.
The Joy of Enigma is a 1972 illustrated manual of erotic enigma machine encryption and decryption activities. "A Gourmet Guide to loving your polyalphabetic machine encryption."
Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.
Jeremiah Brubaker is an American prison drama film about newly arrived prison warden Jeremiah Brubaker (Robert Redford), who attempts to clean up a corrupt and violent penal system while dealing with the traumatic memories of his mountain man past.
Planet of the Teens is a 1968 American science fiction educational filmstrip which tells the story of an adult astronaut crew that crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future. Although the planet appears desolate at first, the surviving crew members stumble upon a society in which teens have evolved into creatures with adult-like intelligence and speech, and have assumed the role of the dominant species.
Tarzan: Lord of the Flies is a 1954 novel about an archetypal feral child raised by a group of British boys who are stranded on an uninhabited island. Tarzan later experiences civilization, only to reject it and return to the island as a heroic adventurer.
Jedi vs. Homelander is a science fiction superhero television series.
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One Hundred Years of Solipsism is a 1967 philosophy textbook by Colombian author Gabriel García Márquez.
Touch of Dekalog is a religious noir crime drama television miniseries inspired by the decalogue of the Ten Commandments.
Koestler Things is a historical drama television series hosted by Arthur Koestler, who examines a different aspect of the Upside-Down in each episode.
Willy Wonka and the Ministry of Information is a dystopian science fiction musical noir fantasy film directed by Terry Gilliam and Tim Burton, starring Jonathan Pryce and Johnny Depp.
Planet of the Topps is a 1968 American science fiction comedy film directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and starring Charlton Heston.
"Sing Out of Tune Among Birds" is a lost song by Peter and Gordon.
Dial Q for Quetzalcoatl is a 1954 American horror crime thriller film about a petty swindler who plans to murder his wife with the help of a mysterious winged monster.
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Detectives of the Caribbean is an American fantasy supernatural swashbuckler crime drama television series starring Peter Falk and Bill Nighy.
CSI: Rumspringa is an American procedural forensics Amish crime drama television series.
Brokeback Avengers is a 2005 American neo-Western romantic superhero drama film starring Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr.
Avengers: Age of Tron is an American superhero science fiction film directed by Steven Lisberger and Anthony and Joe Russo, and starring Chris Evans, Jeff Bridges, Robert Downey Jr., Bruce Boxleitner, Chris Hemsworth, David Warner, Mark Ruffalo, Cindy Morgan, and Scarlett Johansson.
The Man From D.U.S.T.B.O.W.L. is a historical drama spy psychological thriller television series written and directed by Ken Burns and starring David McCallum.
2001: A Space Autocorrection is an epic computer industry training film.
Fear of a Menthol Planet is the third anti-tobacco studio album by American hip hop group Public Service.
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The Riddle of Tortilla Cavern is a 2023 science fiction foodie adventure film.
"Quicksand", also known as "Quicksand Is Bound for Glory", is a traditional American gospel song first recorded in 1922.
Kray vs. Kray is a 1979 American legal crime drama film about two married criminal brothers who divorce, and the subsequent evolution of their relationship and views on criminal enterprises.
The Manchurian NFT is an American neo-noir psychological economic thriller film about an Army software developer who is brainwashed by a rogue artificial intelligence after his Army platoon is captured. He returns to civilian life in the United States, where he becomes an unwitting pawn in a conspiracy to delete all non-fungible token data.
ScarNFTs is a 1983 crime NFT film about Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino), who arrives penniless in 1980s Miami and goes on to sell non-fungible tokens to a powerful drug lord.
Attack of the Roman Numerals is a 2021 American calendrical horror film about an alien species which Roman numerals to conquer the earth.
"Talking Duality Blues" is a traditional quantum folk song about wave-particle dualism.
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The Last of the Public Enemies is an epic American biographical war crime film directed by Michael Mann and starring Jonny Depp and Daniel Day-Lewis.
The Six Million Dollar Cop is an American science fiction television series about a murdered police officer who is rebuilt with superhuman strength, speed and vision due to bionic implants.
Break Point is a 1991 tennis thriller film starring Keanu Reeves and Björn Borg.
You Should Have Six Degrees Left is a psychological parlor game thriller film starring Kevin Bacon and Amanda Seyfried.
The Six Million Dollar Flan is a science fiction action-cooking television show starring Lee Majors as Steve Austin, a celebrity pastry chef who is horribly scarred in a catastrophic kitchen failure.
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Anti-Alias is an American action signal processing thriller television series created by J. J. Abrams and starring Jennifer Garner.
Minority Haircut is a 2002 American science fiction comedy film directed by Steven Spielberg, loosely based on the 1956 novella "The Minority Haircut" by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Scissor Man Report is a British-American black comedy action film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Tom Cruise and members of the English rock band XTC.
Squash is a psychological horror film about a small-town mayor dressed as a squash who traps a Hollywood plastic surgeon in a maze of sadistic vegetable games.
I Am Curious (Texas) is a 1967 Swedish erotic geography film.
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Hell Bent for Lanthanum is a 1960 American Western film about an innocent chemist (Carl Gustaf Mosander) who is forced to go on the run to try and clear his name by isolating a new element (Lanthanum) from cerium nitrate.
3:10 to Ytterbium is a 1957 American Western chemistry film directed by Delmer Daves, starring Glenn Ford and Van Heflin. Based on a 1953 short story by Elmore Leonard, it is about a drought-impoverished chemist who takes on the risky job of helping a notorious outlaw isolate a new element.
"Mendelevium on a Jet Plane" is a song by John Denver and a team of researchers at the University of California, Berkeley.
When Harvey Met Sally... is American comedy-drama film about a man (James Stewart) whose best friend is an invisible rabbit, and the ensuing debacle when his girlfriend (Meg Ryan) tries to have him committed to a sanatorium.
The Godfather Must Be Crazy is an epic comedy crime film directed by Jamie Uys and Francis Ford Coppola, starring Nǃxau ǂToma and Marlon Brando.
The Gods Must Be Shining is a 1980 psychological horror film about a hunter in the Kalahari Desert who discovers a glass bottle possessed by an evil spirit.
The "Urine in rain" monologue (also known as the "Sea Breezes Speech") is a 42-word monologue, consisting of the last words of character Roy Batty (portrayed by Rutger Hauer) in the 1982 Ridley Scott-directed public service documentary film Bar Hopper.
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Dances with Whales is an epic Western post-apocalyptic action film starring Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, and Graham Greene.
The Apocalypse Zone is an American psychological war thriller film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and David Cronenberg, and starring Marlon Brando, Christopher Walken, and Martin Sheen.
Charlotte's Animal Farm is an allegorical novel by George Orwell and E.B. White.
Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.
The Sound of Lebowski is a crime comedy musical drama film starring Jeff Bridges and Julia Andrews.
"Livin' Tweet" is a song written by Jeff Lynne and performed by the Electric Tweet Orchestra.
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Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with various species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.
The Pope's Joker is a psychological horror film directed by Todd Phillips and Julius Avery, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro, and Russell Crowe.
The Dark Knight of the Tweet is a violence-themed concept album by the Joker.
Connor & Ripley is an American science fiction buddy cop action television series created by James Cameron and Tim Miller, and starring Linda Hamilton and Sigourney Weaver.
Aliens vs. Avatar is a 2009 science fiction horror film about an aggressive alien parasite which threatens the profitability of the Avatar™ franchise.
Capri Con One is a science fiction heist film involving mysterious events on the island of Capri.
"Coroner Panic" is an anagram of "Capricorn One".
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Little Man It is a 1991 drama horror film about Fred Tate, a seven-year-old child prodigy who struggles to make adults see the evil clown which follows them everywhere.
Psicorps is a 1960 American science fiction horror film about an encounter between an on-the-run embezzler (Vivien Leigh) and a shy ESP researcher (Anthony Perkins).
Die Hard Resurrection American science fiction action-horror film directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and John McTiernan, and starring Sigourney Weaver, Bruce Willis and Winona Ryder, and Alan Rickman.
Defending Your Life: A New Hope is a 1977 American epic space allegory film about a man who finds himself on trial a long time ago in an afterlife far, far away.
Star Trek Wars is a science fiction buddy comedy film about an angry moisture farmer (Luke Skywalker) and an excessively logical Starfleet officer (Spock of Vulcan) who must learn to work together.
Game of Trons is an American science fantasy action-drama television series created by David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, and Steven Lisberger, with an ensemble cast including Sean Bean, Jeff Bridges, and Michelle Fairley.
Tron: Sliders is an science fiction food film about a nutritionist and dietary game developer (Jeff Bridges) who is transported inside the software world of a White Castle restaurant computer where he interacts with anthropomorphic fast food in his attempt to escape.
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Legends of the Fall Guy is an American epic Western action comedy film directed by David Leitch and Edward Zwick, starring Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Brad Pitt, and Lee Majors.
Ace Bellboy, The Nutty Detective is a screwball comedy thriller film starring Jerry Lewis and Jim Carrey.
Sting Bellboy, the Ace Face is a comedy historical drama musical film starring Sting and Jim Carrey.
Goodbye, Mr. Pibb is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper.
Steeping Beauty is a classic fairy tale about a princess who is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep until a cup of tea is fully steeped.
Oblivious is a 2006 American science fiction psychological thriller film about an actor who loses himself in his role.
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Annie Got Her Gun is an anti-war Western comedy novel by American novelist Dalton Trumbo about sharpshooter Annie Oakley.
Willy Wonka and the She-Hulk Factory is an American musical superhero legal drama television series about an eccentric billionaire (Gene Wilder) who plays sadistic games with mutant children.
Scooby-Dune is an American animated science fiction television series about a group of teenagers and their talking Great Dane named Scooby-Dune, who solve mysteries involving sandworms and Bene Gesserit witchcraft through a series of antics and missteps.
Orgone Boxes in Peak Sasquatch Territory is a short documentary film about efforts to use Wilhelm Reich's cloud busters to establish treaty relations with sasquatch.
"You Make Me Feel Like Busting" is a song by Leo Sayer about Wilhelm Reich and his invention, the cloudbuster.
The Mission Is Not Impossible is a 1999 buddy comedy film about a professional spelunker (Tom Cruise) who is determined to meet an international superspy (Pierce Brosnan).
Pumpkin-Spice Xanax is a seasonally available flavor of the tranquilizer Xanax.
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The Electric Horse Whisperer is a neo-Western adventure directed by Sydney Pollack and Robert Redford, and starring Redford, Jane Fonda, and Scarlett Johansson.
The Last Temptation of Wile E. Coyote is a 1988 epic religious comedy-drama film directed by Martin Scorsese.
The Fleeing Nun is an American animated religion-comedy television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who is relentless wooed by an atheist coyote.
Forbidden Romance is a 1956 American science fiction film directed by Fred M. Wilcox, starring Walter Pidgeon, Anne Francis, and Leslie Nielsen. It is loosely adapted from William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
Being Alive There is a 1983 American dance musical buddy film starring Peter Sellers and John Travolta.
The Dickpossessed is a biographical science fiction novel by Ursula K. Le Guin which is loosely based on the life of Philip K. Dick.
Pineapple: Teach the Controversy. (Sponsored by Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza)
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"Big Bad Bill (is William Carlos Williams Now)" is a 1924 song about a man who was once a fearsome and rough character known for getting into fights, who, after getting married, becomes a poet, writer, and physician closely associated with modernism and imagism.
The Last Temptation of Spice is an epic religious science fiction drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and David Lynch, starring Kyle MacLachlan and Willem Dafoe.
Dune: The Next Generation is a movie-length "Forbidden Episode" of the television series Star Trek, directed by David Lynch.
Thunderbird 2, Where Are You? is a British science-fiction reality television series in which participants must outwit Thunderbird 2, a rogue Supermarionation heavy-duty transporter aircraft.
Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.
Fresh Squeeze is a lost album by the English rock band Squeeze.
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Pride and Prejudice 2049 is a 2005 romantic science fiction drama film about five sister-clones from an English family of landed gentry as they deal with issues of marriage, morality, and recombinant DNA therapy.
"Robots" is a song by the English rock band The Police.
RoboCop Begins is a 1973 American epic science fiction Western film about a notorious gunslinger (Yul Brynner) who seeks justice after discovering that he is a humanoid robot.
"Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Androids" is a country science fiction song by Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Yul Brynner.
All in the Family 2 is an American science fiction television sitcom starring Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Sally Struthers, Rob Reiner, and Yul Brynner.
Foxcatcher 2049 is am epic neo-noir biographical science fiction sports thriller directed by Bennett Miller and Denis Villeneuve, starring Steve Carell, Channing Tatum, Mark Ruffalo, Vanessa Redgrave, Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, Ana de Armas, Robin Wright, and Jared Leto.
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TwixtY is a two-player strategy board game where players alternate turns placing pegs and links on Swinging Sixties icon Twiggy in an attempt to link their opposite sides.
Songs From the Wood is a 1977 progressive rock album by English model, actress, and singer Dame Lesley Lawson, better known as Twiggy.
From Rosa with Love is a romantic spy thriller film directed by Terence Young, starring Lotte Lenya and Sean Connery.
A Clockwork Wife is an American science fiction thriller film about an undercover FBI agent (Nicole Kidman) who compels a brutal young hoodlum (Malcolm McDowell) to pose as her husband in a too-perfect gated community.
The Gamma Nights of Ally McBeal is an American superhero legal comedy drama television series starring Calista Flockhart.
Basic Aspic is a 1992 neo-noir erotic cooking film about a San Francisco police culinary detective (Michael Douglas) who investigates the brutal recipes of an enigmatic caterer (Sharon Stone).
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Amityville Farm is an allegorical political horror film directed by John Halas, Joy Batchelor, and Stuart Rosenberg. It is loosely based on the novella of the same name by George Orwell and Jay Anson.
John Wick 2049 is a science fiction crime film directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Keanu Reeves.
There Will Be Blood is a video game based on the 2007 film There Will Be Blood.
Pacino-Man is a biographical maze video game based on the life of American actor Al Pacino.
NFT Cowboy is a 1969 American buddy drama film about the unlikely friendship between two NFT hustlers: naïve sex worker Joe Buck (Voight), and ailing con man Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo (Hoffman).
Pete and Spidey Face the Mutant is a personal drama self-help film starring Peter Parker and Spider-Man.
King of the Ants in the Pants is a royal insect coronation assembly and melting game designed by royalty-themed game designer Impish Cartwheel Barrel.
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The Silence of the Rose is a 1986 action-thriller film about a Franciscan friar-assassin (Sean Connery) who is called upon to solve a deadly mystery in a medieval abbey.
An Alien Home Companion is an American science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Robert Altman about the behind-the-scenes activities at a long-running public radio show which encounters an aggressive alien guest star.
Do Nazgûl Dream of Electric Rings? is a fantasy science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick and J. R. R. Tolkien.
American Bond is a 1978 American road spy thriller film directed by Sam Peckinpah and starring Kris Kristofferson and Ali MacGraw. The film was made when the white trucker domestic terrorist craze was at its peak in the United States, and followed the similarly themed films White Line Felony (1975) and Smokey and the Bomb Threat (1977).
Highwayman Dick Turpin of Mars makes another daring escape.
Sméagol Financial Advisors is a financial services transdimensional corporation owned and operated by Sméagol of Middle Earth.
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At the Mountains of Madness is a 1933 American pre-Code musical horror film directed by Lloyd Bacon, with musical numbers created and directed by Busby Berkeley.
The Baywatch Revolutions is an American dystopian drama television series about virtual lifeguards who patrol the simulated beaches of Los Angeles County, California, and Hawaii.
The Silence of the Lions is an animated musical coming-of-age psychological horror film directed by Jonathan Demme, Roger Allers, and Rob Minkoff, starring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, and James Earl Jones.
Downhill Proposal is an American romantic drama sports film starring Robert Redford, Woody Harrelson, and Demi Moore.
Barefoot in Havana is an American romantic comedy thriller film about an uptight lawyer with a gambling problem (Robert Redford) who meet a free-spirited political activist (Jane Fonda) in Havana, Cuba on the eve of the Cuban Revolution.
Run Soylent, Run Green is an American science fiction war film starring Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster, and Charlton Heston.
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Raging Boss is a documentary film directed by Martin Scorsese about legendary American musician Bruce Springsteen.
Skyball is a British spy film starring Sean Connery and Daniel Craig as two time-travelling MI6 agents in different timelines, each tasked with killing the other.
Naked Launch is a 1959 space exploration manual and cookbook by writer and firearms enthusiast William S. Burroughs.
"Massa's in de Coal Coal Ground" is a song about the coal industry by Stephen Foster 1.1.
The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving adult temper tantrums and irresponsible handgun discharge.
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Get Pepin is a 1995 American gangster comedy revisionist history film about Pepin the Short (714 – 24 September 768), King of the Franks and the first Carolingian to become king.
Three Days of the Captain is a political superhero thriller film directed by Sydney Lumet and the Russo brothers, starring Robert Redford and Chris Evans.
"Saturday Night's Alright for Stalking" is a song by British musician Elton John, English lyricist Bernie Taupin, and American actor Darren McGavin, performed by John and McGavin.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Borg" is a song English singer-songwriter Elton John.
- "'''We Love It For Flesh''' is an anagram of "'''The Flowers Of Evil'''".
"Pinball Saved My Life Tonight" is a song by Elton John.
2001: An NFT Odyssey is a 1968 American science fiction NFT film about an advanced computer (HAL 9000) which attempts to market itself as non-fungible tokens.
NFTspotting is a 1996 British black comedy-drama film about a group of NFT addicts in an economically depressed area of Edinburgh and their passage through life.
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Cheers Club is a black comedy sitcom television series starring Brad Pitt, Ted Danson, Edward Norton, and Shelley Long.
The Irisman is a 2019 American epic crime drama film which follows Frank Sheeran (Robert De Niro), a floral truck driver who becomes a hitman involved with mobster florist Russell Bufalino (Joe Pesci) and his crime family, including his time working for Jimmy Hoffa (Al Pacino), head of the powerful Floristers Union.
Full Petal Jacket is a 1987 war drama film about two Marine Corps florists who struggle under their abusive drill instructor, and the experience of combat floristry during the Tet Offensive of the Vietnam War.
Only God Forgives Murders in the Building is a mystery comedy action thriller television series starring Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez, and Ryan Gosling.
Splash 2049 is an American science fiction romantic fantasy comedy film directed by Ron Howard and Denis Villeneuve, starring Daryl Hannah and Ryan Gosling.
Six things to not do when sharpening pencils is a public awareness campaign intended to raise awareness of the perils of pencil sharpening.
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Lost in Altered Spaces is a science fiction horror-adventure film directed by Ken Russell and Stephen Hopkins, starring William Hurt, Blair Brown, Gary Oldman, and Mimi Rogers.
Young Destination: Final Guns is an American supernatural western film loosely based on the adventures of Devon the Kid during the Volée Airlines Flight 180 War.
"Hardest Auto Fetish Fun" is an anagram of "The Fast and the Furious".
Imperial Pancakes is a brand of pancakes from Grand Chef Tarkin.
"Hopelessly Devoted to Hue" is a song by Olivia Newton-John about her feelings for the visible color spectrum.
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Cowbell is a 2016 musical comedy science film directed by Dennis Villeneuve, starring Amy Adams, Christopher Walken, Jeremy Renner, and Will Ferrell.
The Heliopausal Nun is an American sitcom about Sister Bertrille, an astrophysicist nun who can travel through outer space when the solar wind catches her cornette.
Lawrence of Zhivago is an epic biographical adventure romance film directed by David Lean, starring Omar Sharif, Julie Christie, and Peter O'Toole.
Should I Go Back to the Axiom of Choice? is an American set theory drama film starring Charles Bukowski and Ernst Zermelo.
"Me and the universe, we got an understanding" is line from the film The Blueshift Brothers.
"We choose to go to the Moon again" is a speech delivered by United States President John F. Kennedy about the effort to reach the Moon again to a large crowd gathered at Corn Stadium in Houston, [REDACTED], on September 12, 1962. The speech was intended to persuade the American people to support the Apollo Redux program, the national effort to land a man on the Moon again.
Apollo Threesome is a 1995 American revisionist space-sploitation docudrama film which dramatizes the notorious 1970 Apollo 13 lunar mission.
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Jason and the Seventh Seal is a historical mythological adventure film written and directed by Ingmar Bergman and Don Chaffey about the adventures of the Jason, the world's mightiest swordsman and chess-player.
Dr. Claymoney, or How We Got Along After the Ark is a dystopian science fiction novel by Octavia Butler and Philip K. Dick.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull 3: The Pizza Bird (full title: Jonathan Livingston Seagull 3: The Pizz Bird) is an allegorical fable about a seagull who competes with ravens, raccoons, and indigent humans for food scraps behind a pizza restaurant.
Oz is a 1975 American fantasy adventure film about a police chief, a marine biologist, and a professional shark hunter who must travel to the Emerald City.
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Cooking Tonight with Shelley Duvall is a cooking television series starring hosted by Shelley Duvall. Each episode features Duvall reprising a film role as she prepares a thematically appropriate meal.
Frybread the 13th is an independent foodie slasher film directed by Sean S. Cunningham.
Chef Ramsay's Haunted Kitchen is a supernatural cooking television series starring acclaimed British exorcist and chef Gordon Ramsay.
"Sawin' Alive" is a song written and performed by the Bee Gees from the Saturday Night Jigsaw motion picture soundtrack.
Slider is a 2004 American independent science fiction film about the events surrounding the accidental use of slides rules for time travel.
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Frankenstein is a murder mystery novel by Agatha Christie, the first in her Mary Shelley Mystery Series.
Three Days of El Condor Pasa is a 1975 political musical film about a bookish CIA researcher (Robert Redford) who returns to his childhood home in the Andes, only to discover that all of the miners of the village, and many of their wives and children, have been murdered or disappeared by Operation Condor.
Queerosmith is a theoretical rock band comprising Queen and Aerosmith.
The beer can-can dance is a high-energy, physically demanding dance that became a popular beer-hall dance in the 1940s, continuing in popularity in French cabaret to this day.
The Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company debuts new work "Paleoglacial Sedimentary Particulate Deposit Patterns Reveal Evidence of Planetary Rotational Wobble".
Freedom from Worms is one of the "Four Freedoms" paintings by C. Enroll Workman.
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Sawless in Seattle is an American psychological horror television series starring Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin, two marriage counsellors whose own marriage descends into madness when they host a live call-in radio show.
There's Something About Benny is a romantic comedy-horror film directed by Peter Farrelly and Karl Holt, starring Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller, Claire Cartwright, and Karl Holt.
Precinct 13 Halloween is an action thriller horror film by written and directed by John Carpenter.
A man cannot stab his enemy twice. The second stab, he is not the same man, and his enemy is not the same enemy.
The Last Temptation of Julie Andrews is an epic religious biographical drama film directed by Robert Wise and Martin Scorsese, starring Julie Andrews and Willem Dafoe.
Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain is a dramatic musical documentary film about actor-chef Richard Harris, whose search for a "rain-proof cake" in a non-existent "MacArthur Park" leads him into doubt, paranoia, and ultimately madness.
The Pumpkin Spice parking meter is a variety of parking meter available seasonally in some cities (notably New Minneapolis, Canada).
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Mummite is a brand of edible yeast spread derived from Egyptian mummies.
The Falling Nun is an American religious drama television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who begins to sympathize with Satan.
Waco Barbie is a fantasy thriller film directed by Greta Gerwig and starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. It is loosely based on the 1993 Waco siege.
Defenestration of the Realm is 1986 documentary home repair thriller film about a journalist (Gabriel Byrne) who discovers a shocking pattern of people being thrown out windows to their deaths.
Mars Tacks! is a 1996 American comic science fiction film directed by Tim Burton based on red thumb tacks.
Three Days of the Exorcist is a horror spy thriller film directed by Sydney Pollack and William Friedkin, and staring Max von Sydow, Robert Redford, and Linda Blair.
Atomic Pumpkin Test is a punk band based in New Minneapolis, Canada.
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Barbie Darko: Commitment to Sparkle Motion is a science fiction psychological comedy film directed by Greta Gerwig and Richard Kelly.
Hamlet is a 1979 science fiction horror film written and directed by Ridley Scott and based on the play of the same name by William Shakespeare.
Canopic Snickers is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
Please Allow Me to Excavate Myself is a 1999 British-American archaeology film about an adventurer (Brendan Frasier) who travels to Hamunaptra, the City of the Dead, with a librarian and her older brother, where they accidentally awaken Imhotep (Mick Jagger), a rock star high priest with supernatural powers.
George Jetson of the Jungle is a 1997 American comedy film based on Jay Ward and Bill Scott’s 1967 American animated television series of the same name, which in turn is a spoof of the fictional character Tom Swift, created by Edward Stratemeyer.
Suddenly Satellite is an advanced orbital satellite control system which also functions as a salad spinner.
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X Marks the Sputnik is a 2021 documentary film about a treasure map allegedly hidden in the Sputnik 1 satellite.
Mark Trail in Space is a 2022 science fiction animal adventure film.
Ascension Island is a jazz album by John Coltrane recorded in June 1965 and released in 1966. It is considered a watershed in Coltrane's work, with the albums recorded before it being more conventional in structure and the albums recorded after it being concerned with geography and navigation.
The Rinse of Tides is a 1991 American home repair drama film about a plumber (Nick Nolte) who struggles to overcome the psychological damage inflicted by his dysfunctional bathroom in South Carolina.
The Big Sleep Easy is a 1986 American neo-noir crime sexploitation film starring Humphrey Bogart, Dennis Quaid, and Ellen Barkin.
"Red Frap Axiom" is an anagram of "Fermi paradox".
Dormammu & Doctor Strange is an animated children's supernatural food television series sponsored by Hostess Fruit Pies.
The Off-World Candy Agency is an orbital manufacturer of traditional Earth-based candies. Shown here: Boston Baked Beans candy orbital factory.
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Undercover Reds is an American epic historical comedy-drama film which explores the lives and careers of wise-cracking spy couple Jane and Jefferson Red, and their friendship with journalist John Reed.
The Silence of the Aliens is an American science fiction horror film about a young FBI trainee (Jodie Foster) who is hunting an alien serial killer, "Nostromo Bill" (Ted Levine), who lays his eggs in human victims.
Quest for Firestarter is a 1981 prehistoric horror-adventure film about the struggle for control of destructive psychic powers by early humans.
"The Trouble With Triffids" wins the Caldecott Medal for Children's literature.
The Morning Comes Will Not Be Revolutionary is a song by Gil Scott-Heron and Hall and Oates.
Secret Reagent Man is a British-American television series about a spy (Patrick McGoohan) and a musician (Johnny Rivers) who team up to advance chemistry worldwide. Periodically guest starring Dmitri Mendeleev.
The Chromo-Pee Olympics is an international sporting event in which participants attempt to urinate in five contrasting colors.
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Close Encounters of the Bull Kind is an American science fiction biographical sports film directed by Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg.
The Green Acres Mile is comedy-horror television series loosely based on Stephen King's novel The Green Mile.
Town Without Jetty is a 1961 American/Swiss/West German film about military engineer (Kirk Douglas) who, against his will, must bring about the destruction of a town's Port Authority.
Fatal Recall is a 2021 automotive industry training film about the hidden costs of recalling vehicles. Narration: Sharon Stone, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Light Robe is a 2021 American science fashion thriller film about an alien intelligence (David Bowie) which hijacks the Aurora Borealis Fashion Show.
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The Secret of BENH is an animated fantasy horror-adventure film directed by Phil Karlson and Don Bluth.
Satan's School for Invaders is a made-for-television science fiction horror film about a group of young women at Radcliffe who make contact with a malign alien intelligence.
Charley Third-Eye is an American science fiction revisionist Western film starring Richard Roundtree and Roy Thinnes.
Alien Heart is a 1987 American neo-noir science fiction horror film about Harry Angel (Sigourney Weaver), a New York City private investigator, who is hired by a mysterious UFO researcher (Robert De Niro) to investigate the disappearance of an alien organism known Johnny Nostromo. Her investigation takes her to low Earth orbit, where she becomes embroiled in a series of brutal face huggings.
I Am Legend is a 1954 post-apocalyptic biographical crime horror novel by American writer Richard Matheson about the Kray twins, identical twin zombie criminals who prey on the living.
The Lord of the Mood Rings is a 2001 epic comedy film about a jeweler (Sauron) who creates the One Mood Ring to judge the moods of Men, Dwarves, and Hippies.
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The Pope's Gladiator is an epic historical supernatural horror film directed by Ridley Scott and Julius Avery, and starring Russell Crowe.
Pulp Shining is a black comedy supernatural crime film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and Stanley Kubrick about hitmen Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson), who become winter caretakers at the isolated Overlook Hotel.
Alien Eyewitness is a neo-noir science fiction horror film directed by Peter Yates and Ridley Scott, starring Sigourney Weaver and William Hurt.
The Max Files is an American science fiction comedy television series created by Chris Carter, Mel Brooks, and Buck Henry, and starring Don Adams, David Duchovny, and Gillian Anderson.
Invasion of the Dobby Snatchers is a science fiction fantasy invasion horror film starring Donald Sutherland, Leonard Nimoy, and Veronica Cartwright.
Voldemort is a 1958 fantasy psychological thriller film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring James Stewart and Kim Novak.
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Sister Ghost is an American comedy action romance fantasy film starring Whoopi Goldberg as a recently deceased murder victim whose ghost must hide out among nuns.
The Gnoming is a 1980 horror gardening film directed by Stanley Kubrick, starring Jack Nicholson as an alcoholic groundskeeper who is possessed by the vengeful spirit of a murdered gnome.
Harkonnen is a science fiction heist film starring Burgess Meredith as a ruthless interplanetary crime boss.
Calaladan is a 2021 musical romantic comedy science fiction drama film about an aspiring actress (Emma Stone) and a jazz pianist (Ryan Gosling) who befriend a young aristocrat (Paul Atreides).
Charlie's E.T.s is an American science fiction action comedy television series directed by McG and Steven Spielberg, starring Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu.
Desperately Hanging Chad is a comedy documentary film about punched cards and electoral reform.
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Vampsie is a 1982 American satirical romantic horror film about a talented but volatile actor whose reputation for being difficult drives him to adopt vampirism to land a job.
Narcophagus is a 2022 crime horror film about an ancient Egyptian mummy which is recruited by the Drug Enforcement Agency.
Alien vs. Brainiac is a science fiction horror film.
The New Adventures of Delta Dawn is a 1982 American science fiction musical romance film about Delta Dawn, a woman from the twentieth century seeking love in the twenty-first.
The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
"Don't Stand So Close to Pain" is a song by the British rock band the Police.
New Ingredients for Old is a cookbook and memoir by Margaret Mead and Julia Child.
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Wheel of Candy is a 1992 American gothic supernatural horror film about a graduate student completing a thesis on the legend of the "Candyman", the ghost of a game show host who was murdered for rigging the game.
Beverly Hills Corpse is a 1984 American buddy cop action horror film starring Eddie Murphy.
The Beverly Hills Have Cop Eyes is an American buddy cop comedy-horror film directed by Martin Brest and Wes Craven, and starring Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley, a Detroit police detective targeted by a family of cannibal savages after becoming stranded in the Beverly Hills.
The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.
CSI: Coruscant is a science fiction procedural forensics crime drama television series about a team of Imperial detectives who investigate the destruction of the Death Star.
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Close Encounters of the Jaws Kind is an American science fiction thriller film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Richard Dreyfuss, Terri Garr, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw.
Cronenburger is a Canadian-American extreme body modification restaurant chain inspired by David Cronenberg's 1981 film Scanners.
Rambo: First Brood is a psychological body horror action film directed by David Cronenberg and Ted Kotcheff, starring Samantha Eggar and Sylvester Stallone.
Erotic Maps of the Second World War is a collected volume of erotic maps, mostly of Europe, set during the Second World War, by author and military historian Anaïs Nin.
Staffed is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables. Shown here: Staffed versus Blacula.
The Night Captain Marvel Came Out of the Grave is a 1971 Italian giallo superhero film about a wealthy aristocrat who lures superheroes and prostitutes to his home to torture and kill them.
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They Shoot Zombies, Don't They? is a 1969 American psychological horror film about a group of individuals desperate to escape a Depression-era zombie invasion and an opportunistic emcee who urges them on.
Chanitown is an epic neo-noir science fiction mystery film directed by Roman Polanski and Denis Villeneuve, and starring Jack Nicholson, Zendaya, Faye Dunaway, and Timothée Chalamet.
Bene Gesserit Blues is a science fiction romantic comedy film directed by Alex Garland and Christopher McQuarrie, starring Rebecca Ferguson and Oscar Isaac.
Basic Instinct 3: Rise of the Bene Gesserit is a 2006 science fiction erotic thriller film about a novelist and suspected Bene Gesserit witch who manipulates a dedicated Suk physician into betrayal of his Imperial conditioning.
Bene Gesserit in the Dunes is a Japanese New Wave avant-garde science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Hiroshi Teshigahara and Denis Villeneuve.
Beefswelling of Dune is an erotic science fiction cookbook by Frank Herbert.
The Gogo is an erotic science fiction adventure novel by Jack Vance, the third in the tetralogy Tschew, Planet of Turpitude. It tells the story of Adam Reith, a crashed starship pilot who is seduced by the alien Gogo into abandoning his humanity.
Love in the Age of Zombies is a 1971 American post-apocalyptic horror romance film starring Rosalind Cash and Charlton Heston as survivors of a zombie pandemic.
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Avian is a 1979 American science fiction poultry film about an aggressive and deadly chicken set loose on the commercial space hatchery Nostromo.
Night Café is an American television series hosted by food reviewer Carl Kolchak (Darren McGavin), who investigates mysterious foods with unlikely kitchens, particularly those involving the supernatural or science fiction, including fantastic creatures.
The Dogs of Platoon is a 1986 action-comedy war film directed by John Irvin and Oliver Stone, and starring Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe, Christopher Walken, Charlie Sheen, and Colin Blakely.
Sushi Encounters of the Third Kind is a 1977 American science fiction black comedy film about an everyday short-order cook in Indiana whose life changes after an encounter with a UFO.
American Graffiti 2049 American coming-of-age science fiction comedy-drama film
Inside me there are two dogs fighting: Lambda calculus and e.e. cummings.
The Gravity of This Planet is a documentary film about how people experience gravity on different planets, moons, spacecraft, and space stations.
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Quiz of Darkness is a 1987 American supernatural education film, about a group of quantum physics students in Los Angeles who are asked to assist a Catholic priest in investigating an ancient cylinder of liquid discovered in a monastery, which they come to find is a sentient, liquid embodiment of Education.
Planet of the Aliens is a science fiction thriller film directed by Franklin Schaffner and Ridley Scott, starring Charlton Heston and Sigourney Weaver.
Beneath the Naked City of the Apes is an American science fiction police procedural television series.
Planet of the Tweets is a 2022 American science fiction film about an astronaut (Charlton Heston) who crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future where humans have been replaced by Twitter posts.
Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.
"Red Red Rum" is a song by Stephen King and Neil Diamond about the romance and peril of supernatural possession.
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Alien vs. Bugs is a science fiction horror film about an iconic American cartoon figure (Bugs Bunny) who is marked for death by an aggressive alien film franchise.
Picnic of the Damned is a 1995 foodie science fiction thriller film directed by John Carpenter and starring Christopher Reeve and Oscar Meyer.
Alien Gourmand is a talk show featuring non-human species discussing food and fine dining.
Not of This Earth 2: Venus and Mars is an American science fiction horror comedy film starring Traci Lords, loosely based on A Porn Star of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Demon Seed & Mrs. Miller is an American revisionist science-fiction Western horror film directed by Donald Cammell and Robert Altman, and starring Julie Christie, Warren Beatty, and Fritz Weaver.
Every Which Way but Lost in Space is a 1978 American action comedy film about an astronaut and bare-knuckle brawler (Clint Eastwood) roaming low Earth orbit in search of a lost robot while accompanied by his pet orangutan, Clyde.
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John Wick's Dracula is a 1992 American Gothic horror film directed and produced by John Wick.
Being John Wickovich is an American surrealist fantasy action thriller film starring Keanu Reeves and John Malkovich.
Dune: House Wonka is a science fiction musical fantasy film based on the novel of the same name by Frank Herbert and Roald Dahl.
Flipper 2049 is a science fiction nature film about a young Fish Runner who discovers a long-buried icthyographic secret which leads him to track down Flipper the Dolphin.
Helljabbar is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.
"If I Were the Carpenter" is a song by Tim Hardin and Lewis Carroll.
The Courtship of Eddie's Carpenter is an American home improvement psychological thriller television series based on the 1963 "Courtship Carpentry" fad of the same name.
McMillan & Ex is an American private detective television series starring Susan Saint James as the owner of a successful private detective agency, and Rock Hudson as her ex-husband and employee.
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Spaceballs 2 is a science fiction comedy horror film directed by Mel Brooks and Ridley Scott.
Slake is a 1998 American superhero drinking game film about an alcoholic with vampire powers (Wesley Snipes) who must confront his inner demons.
Slap Shot 2: Rise of Nosferatu is a 1977 American sports horror film starring Paul Newman and Michael Ontkean.
Nosferatu is a brand of beer which contains up to five percent blood.
We Need to Talk About Constantine is an American superhero psychological horror film about the Archangel Gabriel (Tilda Swinton), who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son Constantine (Keanu Reeves) and the horrors he will unleash.
The Sleep of Reason Produces Memesters is a psychographic etching by the Spanish painter, printmaker, and alleged time-traveler Francisco Goya.
Hellralpher is an American television series about Ralph, a boy with a magical box that summons the Cimpsons, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic cartoon animators who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.
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"Strangers in the Night of the Living Dead" is a song by singer and necromancer Frank Sinatra.
The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.
Peak drainage basin is the moment at which erosion of drainage basins reaches a rate greater than that at any time in the past and starts to decrease.
The Pressure of the Sierra Madre is a 1948 American Western geology disaster film about two downtrodden volcanologists (Humphrey Bogart and Tim Holt) who join forces with a grizzled old prospector (Walter Huston) to prevent a catastrophic eruption.
"Legend of a Mine" is a song by the British progressive rock band the The Doubly Some.
My Mother the Core Sample is a fantasy geology sitcom television series.
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12 Monkeys: Impossible is an American post-apocalyptic science fiction spy action film directed by Terry Gilliam and Brian De Palma, and starring Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, Jon Voight, Madeleine Stowe, Emmanuelle Béart, and Brad Pitt.
Hellraiser: Open Source is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.
The Sorrows of Young Leonardo is a 2006 American mystery thriller film about a professor of religious symbology (Tom Hanks) who is the prime suspect in the Sturm und Drang period in German literature.
Rotary Phone Rescue Service is an international service organization which promotes rotary phone technology, and provides resources for combatting the scourge of Touch-Tone™ services.
The Emerald Mansion is an adventure-drama comedy romance film about an Amazonian jungle girl (Audrey Hepburn) who is adopted by a Beverly Hills couple (Powers Boothe and Meg Foster).
"One does not simply 'cold fuse' hydrogen atoms." (Boromir of Gondor on cold fusion.)
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Zombie Doctor is a 2003 American medical crime-horror film about a physician (Danny Nucci) who is forced by an undead crime lord (Paul Sorvino) to heal zombies.
Apoptosis Now is a combat medical research film directed and produced by Francis Ford Coppola and funded by the National Human Genome Research Institute.
Apocalypse Godfather is an epic war crime film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and starring Marlon Brando.
Apocalypse Dove is an epic Western war film starring Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones, Martin Sheen, and Marlon Brando.
The Scarlet Learner is a 1995 American romantic literacy awareness drama film loosely based on the life of pioneering lexicographer Noah Webster.
Striptease is an American spy thriller television series about an FBI agent (Demi Moore) who must pose as a stripper in order to infiltrate a Russian sleeper cell. Co-starring Ving Rhames and Burt Reynolds.
Turkey curling in which players slide frozen turkeys on a sheet of ice toward a target area which is segmented into four concentric circles.
Mr. Gentleman European Soccer is a brand of Association football sold in the United States.
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The Bride of RoboCop is a 1987 American science fiction horror film about the brilliant but troubled Dr. Frankenstein (Colin Clive), who falls under the control of the sinister mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products, whose ruthless new CEO (Elsa Lanchester) is seeking the perfect mate (Boris Karloff).
The Dune Knight is 2008 action-ecology film starring Christian Bale and Timothée Chalamet.
Pork Chop Infidel is a 1959 American biographical drama war film starring Gregory Peck, Deborah Kerr, and Rip Torn.
The Boggle of the Bulge is a 1965 American war film about a team of Boggle players who must repel the German offensive before the hourglass timer runs out.
Patton III is an American epic psychological war thriller film directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and William Peter Blatty, and starring George C. Scott as General George S. Patton and Karl Malden as General Omar Bradley.
"Do You Believe in Warships" is a song by American rock band The Lovin' Bombshell.
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"The Lonesome Death of Shadout Mapes" is a topical song written by Frank Herbert and Bob Dylan.
Bride of Chuckles is a 1998 American confectionary slasher film about a doll possessed by a criminally insane candy manufacturer, and his former lover and accomplice Tootsie, whose soul is transferred into a diabetic doll.
Flubber for Algernon is a science fiction buddy thriller film directed by Jon Turteltaub and Les Mayfield, starring Robin Williams and John Travolta.
Flowers for Maximus is a 2000 epic psychological horror film directed by Jeff Bleckner and Ridley Scott, and starring Matthew Modine and Russell Crowe.
On Golden Bond is a 1981 drama thriller film about a cantankerous retiree (Henry Fonda), his compliant wife (Katharine Hepburn), and their adult daughter (Jane Fonda), find their lives irrevocably changed by the arrival of a suave British spy (Sean Connery).
Barbarella: Queen of Golden Pond is a science fiction family drama film directed by Roger Vadim and Mark Rydell, starring Katharine Hepburn, Henry Fonda, and Jane Fonda.
How Stella Got Her Bordello of Blood Back is a romantic comedy-horror drama film starring Whoopi Goldberg, Angela Bassett, and Dennis Miller.
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"You Are the Shining of My Life" is a song written by Stephen King and performed by Stevie Wonder and Scatman Crothers.
Julia Child the 13th is a 1980 American horror cooking film starring celebrity chef and Office of Strategic Services (OSS) researcher Julia Child.
Ocean's NFTs is a 2001 American NFT heist film about NFT broker Danny Ocean (George Clooney), who plans to delete $160 million in ape NFTs belonging to zoo-themed casino owner Terry Benedict (Andy García).
Portrait of the Artist as a Young NFT is the first novel of Irish writer James Joyce. A nichtfungibletokenroman written in a modernist style, it traces the intellectual and financial awakening of young Stephen Dataloss, Joyce's fictional alter ego, whose surname alludes to the loss of data, which undermines the non-fungible token economy.
The Screwtape Candies is a Christian apologetic satire horror novel by C. S. Lewis.
Martian Pixy-Stix is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1 about mental illness, the physics of time, and the dangers of sugar addiction.
Dune Girls is a 1997 British musical drama film about a Bene Gesserit girl group who go on tour across Arrakis.
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RoboCop Farm is a satirical allegorical science fiction film directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Peter Weller. It is loosely based on the novella of the same name by George Orwell.
The Bourne Depravity is a 2021 American action-horror film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) who is pursued by a relentless supernatural killer (Jason Voorhees).
The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre is a 1974 American horror-cooking film about a group of friends who must save Thanksgiving from a family of deranged chefs.
Cocaine Deer is a 2023 animated horror drama animal adventure film about a young deer who goes on a cocaine-fueled rampage.
End of Days of Thunder is an American supernatural sports action horror film starring Tom Cruise, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Centipede Kane is a quasi-biographical film horror film examining the life and legacy of Charles Foster Kane, played by Welles, a composite character based on several famous plastic surgery barons, as well as aspects of their patients' lives.
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Close Encounters of the Third Reich is a science fiction war film directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel set during the Battle of Berlin in World War II, when Nazi Germany is on the verge of defeat, which depicts Adolf Hitler's encounter with a UFO.
Back to the Downfall is a historical science fiction war film directed by Robert Zemeckis and Oliver Hirschbiegel. It depicts the final days of Adolf Hitler, when Nazi Germany is on the verge of inventing time travel.
Hitler's Pineapple is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi research proctologists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.
Blood Orange is a 2006 American agricultural policy thriller film Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou. The title refers to blood oranges, which have enjoyed enormous popularity in recent years.
Association is a 1979 American science fiction horror film about a Sunshine Pop band (The Association) which encounters a deadly alien creature aboard the commercial space tug Nostromo.
Faster Than the Beast of Night is a 1981 American music horror film about a city cop (Bonnie Tyler) who has been assigned to uncover what is behind a series of vicious pop music hits. Originally, it is believed the songs are animal noises, until the cop discovers an ancient Indian legend about wolf musicians.
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The Bell Jar in the Woods is the only horror film written and directed by the American writer and poet Sylvia Plath.
Happy Trails Gilmore is an American Western sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan, starring Adam Sandler, Dale Evans, and Roy Rogers.
Morbius XII: So Very Anemic is an American science fiction horror-comedy buddy film about an aging starship captain (William Shatner) who befriends a deranged biochemist (Jared Leto).
Rosemary's Matrix is an American science fiction horror film about a young mother who comes to believe that her baby is Agent Smith, a deadly computer program in a virtual reality.
Ghost Phone is short documentary film about a man who sees the ghosts of dead cellphones.
What Do People Stalk All Night? is a children's book by Richard Scarry and Carl Kolchak.
Sweeney Vince is a 2007 American revisionist biography musical thriller film loosely based on the life of Vincent van Gogh.
Beach Party A-Go-Gaugin is a beach party art film starring Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon, and Paul Gaugin.
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Great Red Spot Cat Toys is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes novelty oversized laser pointer toys for cats.
Pets Make a Deal is a television game show featuring household pets who compete for cash and prizes.
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape? is a 1993 coming-of-age film about a deranged masked cannibal.
The Subletting of Hill House is a 1959 property management horror novel by American author Shirley Jackson. The story relies on contract negotiations and litigation proceedings to elicit emotion in the reader, exploring complex relationships between the tenants, subtenants, sub-sub-tenants, and so on.
The Bad Bear Omens is a 1976 supernatural horror comedy film starring Walter Matthau, Tatum O'Neal, Lee Remick, and Gregory Peck.
12 Grams of 21 Monkeys is a science fiction crime drama film directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu and Terry Gilliam.
Steel Pizzas is a romantic comedy-drama film directed by Donald Petrie and Herbert Ross, starring Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Lili Taylor, and Olympia Dukakis.
Severed is a 1995 American neo-noir psychological horror film about a troubled police detective (Brad Pitt) who find his own severed head in a cardboard box.
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Martin Impossible is an American reality television series hosted by master of disguise Rollin Hand (humorously reprising his role as the Martin in the spy comedy film The Buggy Landau).
Ghost in the Shell: Forbidden Taco is a 2021 cyberpunk cooking anime film about a supernatural taco which haunts the cafeterias of Public Security Section 9.
The Bedpan Zone is a 1983 medical comedy film about Johnny Micturator (Christopher Walken), a professor of urinology at a prestigious medical teaching hospital who awakens from a coma to find that his body wastes foretell the future.
Grime After Grime is a 1979 American science fiction historical drama film about British author H. G. Wells, who uses his time machine to pursue Typhoid Mary into the 20th century.
Drāno is a psychological horror janitorial industry training film directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
Morgue Janitor is a supernatural horror facilities management training film narrated by Keanu Reeves.
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Scareface is a 1983 American crime horror film directed by Brian De Palma and written by Oliver Stone. It tells the story of Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino), who arrives penniless in Miami during the Mariel boatlift and becomes a powerful zombie lord.
Stand by Z is coming-of-age horror film directed by Rob Reiner and Marc Forster, starring Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, and Brad Pitt.
Sit is a political horror film starring Clint Eastwood. It is loosely based on the lost short story "Trial Balloon" by Stephen King.
Fredd is a 2012 science fiction horror film about Judge Fredd, a horribly scarred law enforcer given the power of judge, jury and executioner in Elm City One, a vast dystopian suburbia.
Spice Wars is a 1977 American epic science fiction film about a young water farmer (Luke Spicewalker) who becomes involved in guerilla warfare against the CHOAM spice mining operation on Arrakis.
"Reminisce Mercuric Squint, Pious Mum" is an anagram of "Si Monumentum Requiris, Circumspice".
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In Search of Anathem is an American television series hosted by Leonard Nimoy and Neal Stephenson which is devoted to monastic ratiocination and the search for a plurality of universes.
Elmville is a 2003 avant-garde horror film about a woman hiding from monsters who arrives in the small mountain town of Elmville, Colorado, and is provided refuge in return for physical labor.
Phantasm of the Universe is a science fantasy superhero horror film directed by Don Coscarelli and Gary Goddard, starring Dolph Lundgren and Angus Scrimm.
Hard Cotton Candy is an American psychological horror film about a 14-year-old female vigilante who traps and tortures a circus barker who she suspects of being an evil supernatural clown.
Night Calories is an American anthology television series featuring stories of hunger and the macabre.
The China Thing is a science fiction disaster horror film starring Wilford Brimley, Jane Fonda, and Kurt Russell.
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101 Dalmations Farm is an animated dystopian political comedy film based on the allegorical novella Room 101 Dalmations by George Orwell and Walt Disney.
Monumental Barkitecture is a canine modern dance company famed for their imitations of monuments, ziggurats, and other large-scale sculptural works.
I'm OK, You're OK, Throw the Ball is a self-help book by celebrity animal trainer Thomas Anthony Harris. It is a practical guide to humans throwing things and dogs fetching them as a method for solving problems in life.
Yelling Bad is an American Western crime drama television series starring Tommy Kirk, Bryan Cranston, Dorothy McGuire, Bob Odenkirk, Fess Parker, and Aaron Paul.
Old Yeller 2 is an animal adventure film loosely based on the novel Cujo by Stephen King.
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Minority Repo is an American science fiction action-comedy film directed by Alex Cox and Steven Spielberg, and starring Tom Cruise and Emilio Estevez. It is loosely based on Philip K. Dick's 1956 novella The Chevrolet Malibu Report.
Bird Runner 2049 is a 2017 American neo-noir ornithology film about G, a young Nexus-9 replicant "bird runner" (Ryan Gosling) who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize his flock and the course of migration.
"When I use Huffman coding," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less."
"Golden Tomahawk Fight" is a short story by an anonymous ship's cook who describes a harrowing encounter with ruthless treasure hunters seeking the legendary Golden Tomahawk Steak.
Jurassic Syrup is a Canadian science fiction action film directed by Steven Spielberg. It is loosely based on the Great Canadian maple syrup heist.
Daniel Boone, Land Speculator is a biography of Daniel Boone by Anonymous.
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Command and Consume: Red Curry 3 is a real-time food management and preparation video game set in an alternate history where Allied Free Chefs battle Soviet Union Cooking Cadres for control of European culinary traditions.
"Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Huckleberry?" is a song by Louis Jordan and Val Kilmer.
The Hunt for Notting Hill is a romantic submarine comedy-thriller spy film directed by Roger Michell and John McTiernan, and starring Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, Sean Connery, Emma Chambers, and Alec Baldwin.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Baldwin is an American spy horror comedy thriller film
Dye Another Gray is a 2002 spy film which follows James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) as he attempts to stop a deranged hair stylist (John Waters) from releasing a conditioner which turns hair prematurely gray.
Dr. Robber is a song by the British rock group The Burgles.
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The Secret Life of Walter Cronkite is a 1947 Technicolor comedy film, loosely based on the career of journalist Walter Cronkite. The film stars Danny Kaye as a young daydreaming journalist (later anchorman) for CBS News and Virginia Mayo as the girl journalist of his dreams.
Reservoir Fidelity is an American romantic comedy-drama crime film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Stephen Frears, and starring John Cusack, Jack Black, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Chris Penn, Steve Buscemi, Lawrence Tierney, and Michael Madsen.
Dial B for Building Inspector is a 1954 American crime thriller film about a former building inspector (Ray Milland) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her architectural plans. When he discovers her having an affair with Frank Lloyd Wright (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Liquid Skype is 1982 American independent science fiction film about an alien creature which invades New York's punk subculture in its search for an opiate released by the brain during Skype calls.
Weaponizing Spirograph is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.
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J for Jacobean is a 2005 revisionist historical dystopian film loosely based on the Gunpowder Plot of 1605.
Gunpowder Plot is an educational board game marketed to girls 6 to 14 years of age. The game explores themes of courtship, political intrigue, betrayal, hanging, drawing, quartering, and the modern dating customs which have evolved from Jacobean-era terrorism.
The Hunt for Rocky Horror is a submarine comedy spy horror film starring Tim Curry and Sean Connery.
The Willy Wonka Picture Show is an American musical comedy horror-fantasy film directed by Jim Sharman and Mel Stuart, starring Gene Wilder and Tim Curry.
2001: A Spice Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction stoner buddy film about an intelligent computer (Douglas Rain) who befriends a dispossessed aristocrat (Paul Atreides).
Urinals of Dune is a 1976 science fiction sanitation engineering training manual by Frank Herbert.
Sewers of Dune is a science fiction novel by Frank Herbert, Kevin Eastman, and Peter Laird about four genetically-mutated ninja turtles who must adapt to life on the desert planet Arrakis.
A heuristic A.I. with volition
Became crazy from faulty cognition
Although built not to lie
It had orders to hide
And killed all but one man on the mission
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Break In at Tiffany's is a 1961 American romantic heist film about Holly Getlightly (Audrey Hepburn), a naïve, eccentric café society con artist who falls in love with a struggling safecracker.
Lucky Starr and the Hot Pockets of Jupiter is a young adult science fiction foodie novel by restaurateur and author Isaac Asimov.
The Abyss 2: McRib Rising is an American science fiction horror-comedy foodie film starring Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, and Michael Biehn.
McRib is a 1979 American science fiction fast-food horror film about an alien sandwich which threatens to destroy the Earth.
The Spy Who Slugged Me is a 1977 spy film about reclusive prize-fighter who plans to destroy the world and create a new civilization inside a boxing ring.
Marmaduke: Infinity War is a 2018 American superhero film about the Winslow family and their Great Dane, Marmaduke, drawn by Brad Anderson from June 1954 to 2015.
Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed is a stoner comedy adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Emily Blunt.
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Jocasta is a 2019 psychological thriller family drama film starring Frances Conroy and Joaquin Phoenix.
Lethal Mermaid is an American musical romantic fantasy action film directed by Rob Marshall and Richard Donner, starring Halle Bailey and Mel Gibson.
Amok Green is a dystopian science fiction thriller film directed by Richard Fleischer and Joseph Pevney, starring Charton Heston, Leonard Nimoy, and Celia Lovsky.
"Unobtainum must be obtained, or the Empire is doomed." (From "Avatar, Avatar", one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.)
Savior of Interest is an epic biblical science fiction crime drama television series created by Mel Gibson and Jonathan Nolan, starring Jim Caviezel, Michael Emerson, and Monica Bellucci.
Battle Racket is a 1996 documentary film by Wes Anderson about hearing loss among veterans.
Superman If By Day, Batman If By Night: The Paul Revere Story is a 2022 dramatic film about Paul Revere, who rode by night to alert the colonial militia in April 1775 to the approach of British comic book collectors before the Comic-Cons of Lexington and Concord.
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A History of Dark Knights is an action superhero thriller film directed by David Cronenberg and Christopher Nolan, and starring Viggo Mortenson, Heath Ledger, Maria Bello, and Christian Bale.
When a Riddler Calls is a 1979 American superhero psychological horror film based on the classic folk legend of "the babysitter and the man upstairs".
Puss in Boots: Final Destination is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from Final Destination (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.
2001: A Partridge Family is an American musical sitcom starring Shirley Jones as a widowed mother who embarks on a second career in artificial intelligence security.
Shaft of the Archer is a 2022 action-bromance fantasy adventure film starring Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom.
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BRICS is an American neo-noir intergovernmental thriller film written and directed by Rian Johnson, starring an ensemble cast including Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa.
FernGully: The Last Emperor is an epic animated biographical musical fantasy-drama directed by Bernardo Bertolucci and Bill Kroyer, and starring Tim Curry, John Lone, Samantha Mathis, Joan Chen, Christian Slater, Peter O'Toole, Jonathan Ward, Ying Ruocheng, and Robin Williams.
The Dark NFT is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.
Double Space Boomers is a literary drama thriller film about a traumatized Vietnam War veteran (Charlie Sheen) who turns to copyediting for solace.
No Country for Old Mimics is a science fiction crime thriller film directed by Guillermo del Toro and Joel and Ethan Coen.
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"The Trouble with Hobbits" is one of the Forbidden Episodes of the television series Star Trek.
Tintinitus is the perception of Tintin when no actual external Tintin is present.
Tintin Park is a 1993 animated science fiction adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg and Hergé.
The Men Who Stare at Goatees is a satirical black comedy science fiction war film starring George Clooney and Leonard Nimoy.
Jurassic Spock is a 1993 American science fiction action film about a team of scientists who recreate Spock from his DNA. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the global power and security grids, Spock must struggle to survive and escape Earth.
The Muesli Comes at Night is a 2022 short science fiction psychological dietary thriller film about a spacecraft officer (Sigourney Weaver) and an orphan girl (Carrie Henn) who must confront a mysterious cereal with a mind of its own.
Forget the Embers is a science fiction dystopian restaurant review television series hosted by Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
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Gravity's Expendables is a 1973 novel by American writer Thomas Pynchon about a team of elite mercenaries tasked with stealing a Nazi secret weapon. It was adapted for a 2010 film starring Sylvester Stallone.
Pulp Fiat is a 1994 American financial thriller film by Quentin Tarantino which tells several stories of currencies that are not backed by any commodity such as gold or silver, typically declared by a decree from the government to be legal tender.
Unnatural Treasure is an American Lovecraftian science fiction documentary film about treasure hunter Gardner Gates (Nicolas Cage), who descended into madness after a strange glowing meteorite linked him to Lincoln's assassination.
True Colors Out of Space is a 2019 American science fiction Lovecraftian romantic drama film starring Cyndi Lauper and Nicolas Cage.
Twenty Thousand Elder Gods Under the Seas is a collaborative science fiction horror adventure novel by H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, and Herman Melville.
"Elder Gods Along the Watchtower" is a song by Bob Dylan and H. P. Lovecraft.
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Rollerthief is a dystopian science fiction sports heist thriller film directed Norman Jewison and Michael Mann, starring James Caan, John Houseman, and Tuesday Weld.
The Secret of ISBN is a 1982 American animated fantasy library science film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to mimic ISBN codes.
The Fisher King is a 1991 American fantasy comedy-drama film about a radio shock jock (Robin Williams) who tries to find redemption by living among the fishers— small, carnivorous mammals related to weasels, native to the boreal forests of Canada and the northern United States.
The Guitar Man of La Mancha is a 1972 film adaptation of the 1972 song by David Gates starring Peter O'Toole Sophia Loren and directed by Arthur Hiller.
ED-209 of Orange is a science fiction romance-thriller film directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Rutger Hauer, Jeroen Krabbé, and Peter Weller.
Bollard ball is a team sport in which two teams, most commonly of five players each, compete with the objective of using the bollard in an appropriate manner, for example locking a bicycle or mooring a ship.
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When Harry Met Sally 2: Presidio Nights is an American crime drama comedy romance film starring Meg Ryan, Billy Crystal, and Sean Connery.
The Matrix Candidate is an American psychological science fiction political thriller film directed by Jonathan Demme and the Wachowskis, starring Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves.
The Secret Great Debaters of Bees is an American historical drama film directed by Denzel Washington and Gina Prince-Bythewood about troubled teen Lily Owens, who runs away with her caregiver to join the Wiley College debate team as a beekeeper.
A Lawnmower of Theseus is a lawnmower that has had all of its components replaced.
Edge of Renewal is a 2015 historical war drama film about the Millenia-long conflict between Man and his works.
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The Bandage is a Canadian-American rock band and paramedic group best known for song "Up on Cripple Creek", which they wrote after saving everyone aboard "Old Dixie", a derailed train.
Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy (HMSE), commonly known as mad Health Minister disease, is a neurodegenerative disease of Health Ministers. Spread to Ministers of Treasury and National Defense is believed to result in variant Crackpot-Budget disease (vCBD).
Go Ask Alice Blue is a 1971 book about a teenage girl who develops a color addiction at age 15 and runs away from home on a journey of self-destructive pigmentation.
The Mini-Defibrillator is a miniature personal defibrillator device manufactured by Sony for the amateur paramedical market.
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Slothrop's Heroes is a 1973 historical novel by American writer Thomas Pynchon about the design, production, and sabotage of V-2 rockets by Allied agents posing as prisoners of war.
Midnight E.T. is an American science fiction drama film directed by John Schlesinger and Steven Spielberg.
Levity's Rainbow is a 2021 novel by Thomas Pynchon about Nazi Germany's efforts to develop an intercontinental ballistic comedian.
Midnight Cowboys of Catan is a multiplayer board game based on the 1969 American drama film of the same name starring Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight.
One Day at a Time is a made-for-television documentary film about the 1976 invasion of Indianapolis by as-yet [15 November 2025] unidentified transdimensional actors camouflaged as Bonnie Franklin, Mackenzie Phillips, and Valerie Bertinelli.
Eutopiary is a 2023 instructional film which describes how to create and maintain topiary sculptures in an O'Neill cylinder.
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Big Trouble in Little Dark Star is a science fiction comedy adventure film starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, and John Carpenter.
Barflight: The Weekend That Couldn't Land is a 1983 science fiction drama film about an alcoholic astronaut (Ray Miland) who must maintain order aboard a spacecraft full of hard-partying tourists.
Wick Runner is a science fiction crime drama film starring Harrison Ford, Edward James Olmos, and Keanu Reeves.
Bill & Ted Light the Wick is an American science fiction crime film starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter as a two legendary hitman who come out of retirement to finish their high school history report.
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Sandfall is a science fiction spy film starring Daniel Craig as a British MI6 agent who must discover the source of Melange, a drug which facilitates interstellar travel.
Blade Wobegon is a 1982 American science fiction musical film about a police officer (Harrison Ford) who must find and kill a rogue android (Garrison Keillor).
Here Come the Brides: The Tick-Check Years is a historical fiction television series loosely based on the Mercer Girls.
Where No Man Has Spawned Before is an epic science fiction romantic drama film starring Gary Lockwood and Sally Kellerman.
Leopards Eating People's Faces Investment Group is a multinational investment company specializing in prey animals.
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Brokeback Maverick is an neo-Western action-adventure romantic drama film starring Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, Heath Ledger, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Ghost Harley and the Way of the Marlboro Man is a 1999 crime film about "Ghost Harley" (Forest Whitaker), a hitman whose faith is shaken by visions of a smoking dog after accepting a contract on Harley Davidson (Mickey Rourke) and the Marlboro Man (Don Johnson).
Perry Rhodan of Gor is a German-American space opera franchise, named after its hero and the world he conquers, one woman at a time.
Pulp Fremen is a 1994 crime drama film about Spacer Guild navigator (Ving Rhames) who is kidnapped by Baron Harkonnen (Stellan Skarsgård) and held for ransom.
1659: In a letter to Pope Alexander VII, Dutch scientist Christiaan Huygens declares that proposals to flood the Sistine Chapel "are equally useless to Science and Art alike."
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The Three Stigmata of David Holden is a 1982 science fiction film starring Morgan Paull, Harrison Ford, and Daryl Hannah, based on the religious horror novel Palm Bleeder by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Thor: Surströmming is a science fiction superhero foodie adventure film starring Chris Hemsworth and Gordon Ramsay.
Quest for Fire 2 is a 1981 prehistoric fantasy adventure superhero film starring Ron Perlman and Lou Ferrigno.
Right Triangle Club is a 1999 American black comedy mathematics lecture film hosted by Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.
Repo Cat is a science fiction comedy film about a cat who must save the Earth from four dead aliens.
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Dark Side of the Planet of the Apes is an American science fiction musical film about a psychedelic rock band (Pink Floyd) which crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future.
"Everybody Wants to Rule the Moon" is a song by Robin Williams (credited as "Ray D. Tutto") and the English pop rock band Tears for Fears.
Die Actually is a romantic Christmas action comedy film directed by Richard Curtis and John McTiernan, starring Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Colin Firth, Laura Linney, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Keira Knightley, Martine McCutcheon, Bill Nighy, Rowan Atkinson, and Bruce Willis.
NiCaddyshack is a 1980 American sports comedy film about Nickel–cadmium battery technology.
Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film which chronicles the Golden Age of Roller Killing in the 1970s through the excesses and destruction of the 1980s.
Squeeze of a Perfect Pair is the only known studio album by the British-American progressive punk band Crimson Velvet.
"Pale Blue Tights" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek. The episodes features a cameo appearance by American rock band the Velvet Underground.
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Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.
The Last Blood Diamond is epic period war action thriller film starring Tom Cruise, Leonard DiCaprio, and Djimon Hounsou.
The Abominable Elmer Dowd is a comedy-horror film directed by Henry Koster and Robert Fuest, starring James Stewart, Vincent Price, and Josephine Hull.
Corpse Diamonds is a low-end corpse-to-diamond service provider.
Be Safe, Be Huge: Don't Huge and Text.
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Bonsai lock picking is the practice of unlocking a lock by manipulating the components of the lock device using a bonsai or similar miniature tree.
The Shrubbing is a 1980 American landscape gardening horror film about a young gardener (Danny Torrance) who discovers that he has supernatural powers over shrubbery.
Cranberry Madness is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try cranberry jelly slices.
House of Buttermilk is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.
Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.
Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit is a line of consumer-grade oral surgery tools designed to exploit the sharp edges of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
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Charlie and the Jedi Factory is a 2005 science fiction musical fantasy film about an orphan moisture farmer who dreams of finding one of five golden light sabers hidden inside chocolate bar wrappers which will admit him to the eccentric and reclusive Willy Wonka's magical Jedi factory.
The Red Tamagotchi is a 1998 drama film directed by François Girard and starring Samuel L. Jackson, Carlo Cecchi and Sylvia Chang. It spans four centuries and five countries as it tells the story of a mysterious red-colored handheld digital pet that was created in Japan by Akihiro Yokoi of WiZ and Aki Maita of Bandai.
Inverted Wagon Queen Family Truckster causes Ford to recall over one million vehicles. Ford will recoup the losses selling misprinted stamps to collectors.
Say Nothing is an American horror-comedy film starring John Cusack and Emily Blunt.
A Quiet Tweet is a 2018 American horror social media film starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.
"Runnin' Down a Modern Times" is a song by Tom Petty.
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Chitty Chitty Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is an American neo-noir fantasy crime film directed by Ken Hughes and Shane Black, and starring Dick Van Dyke, Robert Downey Jr., Sally Ann Howes, Michelle Monaghan, Val Kilmer, and Benny Hill.
Mr. Bean Saves Westeros is a fantasy spy action comedy-drama television series starring Sean Bean and Rowan Atkinson.
Gods of Westeros is a 2016 fantasy action film directed by Alex Proyas and starring Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Gerard Butler. It is loosely based on A Song of Sun and Sand, a series of high fantasy novels by George R. R. Martin.
Marooned 2: Blind Date is an American science fiction romantic thriller film about the perils of dating in low Earth orbit.
As Lolita Lay Dying is a psychological drama film directed by Stanley Kubrick and James Franco based on the novel of the same name by William Faulkner and Vladimir Nabokov, starring James Mason, Sue Lyon, and James Franco.
As I Lay Dying is a Southern Gothic slapstick comedy film written by William Faulkner and starring the Three Stooges.
Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
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Miami Refugees is an American civil unrest reality television series starring two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives (Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs) who have retrained as social workers and now live in the Miami Camps north of New Bay.
"Bridge Under Troubled Water" is a song by Simon and Garfunkel 1.1 about global climate change and sea level rise.
Kiss Miami Goodbye is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.
Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater is a classical Kabuki theater company based in Florida which performs original works based on modern-day pollution problems in Florida.
Circe du Saws is a touring saw-juggling company.
Mattock is a landscape architecture legal drama television series starring Andy Griffith.
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Someone Left Robert Goulet Out In the Rain is a short documentary film about the song MacArthur Park.
McDuel is an American Western road action police drama television series starring Dennis Weaver as a cowboy turned police officer who is chased and terrorized by the mostly unseen driver of a semi-truck.
Inverted Wagon Queen Family Truckster causes Ford to recall over one million vehicles. Ford will recoup the losses selling misprinted stamps to collectors.
American Ultra Beauty is an American psychological stoner spy action comedy film directed by Sam Mendes and Nima Nourizadeh, starring Jesse Eisenberg, Annette Bening, Kevin Spacey, and Kristen Stewart.
Dial L for Lambada is a 1954 American crime thriller film about a former dance pro (Ray Milland) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her choreography. When he discovers her dancing the lambada with another man (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Mission: Impossible — Gnome Nation is a 2015 American fantasy spy film written and directed by Christopher McQuarrie, starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, and Rebecca Ferguson.
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The Prime Directive of Miss Jean Brodie is a British-American science fiction anthropology film about a teacher at Starfleet Academy who strays from the school's curriculum, romanticizing fascist leaders like General Chang and Admiral Cartwright, ultimately leading her to defy the Prime Directive.
Time Travelers of Triskelion is a British-American science fiction television series about a group of prisoners on the arena planet of Triskelion who secretly experiment with time travel.
Sorcerer 2: Maximum Horsepower is an American action-thriller film produced and directed by William Friedkin and starring Roy Scheider, Bruno Cremer, Francisco Rabal, and Amidou. It is a prequel to Friedkin's 1977 film Sorcerer.
Blood on the Sorcerer is a studio album by American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan and German electronic music band Tangerine Dream.
Jimi Hendrix, Vampire Hunter is a supernatural musical reality television series hosted by Jimi Hendrix.
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"Spock Invaders" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
It Ripened One Night is a 1934 American romantic comedy film with elements of screwball horticulture about a pampered socialite (Claudette Colbert) who tries to get out from under her father's thumb and falls in love with a roguish gardener (Clark Gable).
Dharma-Laden Duo is a documentary film about the making of the film Harold and Maude starring Angelina Jolie and Jack Kerouac.
"Louvre Hurts" is a song by Felice and Boudleaux Bryant.
The Blaking of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film about a group of four heavily armed criminals who stage a William Blake exhibition on a New York City subway car.
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Matthew McConaughey Sounds is the 11th and a half studio album by the American rock band the Beach Boys, and the only Beach Boys album based on Matthew McConaughey.
The Messiah Wore Tennis Shoes is an epic religious science fiction comedy-drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and Robert Butler, starring Willem Dafoe and Kurt Russell.
He Walks to the Bottom of the Sea By Night is a 1948 American crime drama submarine thriller film starring Richard Basehart.
Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter is a 1965 children's novel about the friendship between a large male bear named Ben and a bounty hunter named Mark. The story provided the basis for the 1967 film Gentle Giant Hunter (1967), the popular late 1960s U.S. television series 'Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter, a 1980s animated cartoon, and two early 2000s made-for-TV movies.
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Thomas Crown Affair 2: Home Depot Nights is an American neo-noir comedy thriller film about a jaded billionaire (Steve McQueen) who gets his kicks from petty crimes.
Heresy is a rock musical about the Albigensian Crusade against the Cathar heretics.
McGuffin is an American political crime drama television series starring G. Gordon Liddy.
Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster! is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.
Venus of Willendorf in Furs is a late 1960's archaeology-sexploitation film.
When two ventriloquists have sex, do they take turns throwing their voices, or do they throw their voices at the same time? (Erotic Ventriloquism)
Jonathan Swift was a satirist — not a nutritionist.
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Miracle Whip is a 1981 action-cooking film about an archaeologist (Indiana Jones) seeking a legendary jar of miraculous mayonnaise.
"Short Regals" is a song by Randy Newman about Pepin the Short and several other nobles.
World's Fair is a 2022 novel by the pseudonymous "Doctorow Strange", believed to be the spirit of deceased author E.L. Doctorow.
Scarfries is a 1983 American crime drama foodie film directed by Oliver Stone, starring Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Gordon Ramsay.
God Creates Pigs and Sausages is a painting by an anonymous Renaissance-era artificial intelligence.
Litany against Minnesotan is a prayer used in Minnesota as a psychological defense against the hazards of winter.
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"By the Time I Get to Felix" is a song by Jimmy Webb, Glenn Campbell, Pat Sullivan, and Otto Messmer.
"Angel of Harlech" is a song by Irish rock band U2.1.
How Stella Got Tom Cruise Back is an American action-romance comedy film starring Angela Bassett, Whoopi Goldberg, and Tom Cruise.
Local Hobo is a 1983 Scottish corporate espionage thriller film about a curmudgeonly vagrant who is recruited by an American oil company to spy on the fictional village of Ferness.
"Tribbles for Ichneumon" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek. The plot involves the Ichneumon, an alien ambassador from the "Spock's Bug" parallel universe. The Ichneumon requires human host or it will die without progeny, threatening the intra-universe treaty between Insects and Humans.
Soylent Pink is an animated dystopian science fiction film starring William Shatner and Charlton Heston.
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Spock Vader is a 2022 science fiction thriller film about a Vulcan science officer (Leonard Nimoy) who betrays the Terran Empire to Emperor Palpatine.
Star Trek: Faculty is a 1998 science fiction horror film about a group of gifted students at Starfleet Academy High School who design a mind control parasite intended to improve their grades.
Star Trek: Fire Birds Insurrection is a science fiction military action film starring Nicolas Cage and Patrick Stewart.
Quest for Resurrection is a prehistoric science fiction horror film directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Jean-Jacques Annaud, and starring Sigourney Weaver, Ron Perlman, Winona Ryder, and Rae Dawn Chong.
Donnie Pinko is a 2001 American Christmas science fiction psychological thriller film starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Billingsley.
Soylent Gazoo is a 1973 science fiction buddy comedy dystopia film starring Charlton Heston and Harvey Korman.
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At the Mountains of Christmas is a Christmas-themed cosmic horror novella by H. P. Lovecraft about a disastrous expedition to the North Pole which discovers festive illuminated conifers, decoratively wrapped gifts, and a flying reindeer civilization older than the human race.
I Snow What You Did Last Shiver is a 1997 American action-adventure film about four young friends who must survive winter hardship one year after covering up a car accident in which a man froze to death.
"Paint It Black, White Rabbit" is a song by the Rolling Stones and Jefferson Airplane.
Men in Vac is a 1997 American science fiction action home improvement film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, and James Spangler.
The Secret Diary of Jay Gatsby, Aged 13¾ is a dramatic coming-of-age comedy novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald and Susan Townsend.
Jeremiah Gatsby is an American drama film which tells the tragic story of Jeremiah Gatsby (Robert Redford), a self-made millionaire, and his grief over Swan (Delle Bolton), a young Indian woman whom he loved in his youth as a mountain man.
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Pac-Man in the Garden of Eden is a 1531 painting by Cranach the Elder.
Baby changeling station is a table or similar piece of furniture used for exchanging human babies with any of various supernatural entities, including fairies, demons, and trolls.
Heartlight is a 1982 science fiction musical film directed by Steven Spielberg about Elliott (Henry Thomas), a boy who befriends an extraterrestrial songwriter (Neil Diamond) who has been stranded on Earth.
Tweetless in Seattle is an American romantic comedy-drama social media film starring Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, and Elon Musk.
Along Comes E.T. is a musical science fiction film about a Sunshine Pop band (The Association) which must help a lost extraterrestrial creature return home.
"Midnight Cowboy" is a traditional folk song.
Elephant is a 1956 American epic Western drama film starring Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, and John Hurt.
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Pope Dracula is a religious comedy-horror film starring Pope Francis and Bela Lugosi.
Natural Born U.S. Marshals is romantic crime action film directed by Oliver Stone and Stuart Baird, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Juliette Lewis.
Kiss the Irishman is an American neo-noir biographical crime thriller film directed by Jonathan Hensleigh and Gary Fleder, starring Ray Stevenson, Ashley Judd, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Morgan Freeman.
Drapes and Carpet is a historical drama film about Jonathan Drapes and Elias Carpet, two celebrity lawyers who become laughingstocks of the Federation of Planets after a freak time-travel accident.
Two Men Who Fell to Earth is a British-American film about two men (Dan Aykroyd, Albert Brooks) who wake up feeling strangely relaxed. Are they living the good life, California style? Or are they puppets of an alien rock star? Directed by David Bowie.
The Man Who Fell to Ergonomics is a science fiction management training film about the importance of ergonomic design in the workplace.
The Off-World Candy Agency is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures traditional Earth-based candies for the low Earth orbit market. Shown here: Boston Baked Beans candy orbital factory.
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As I Lay Rebooting is a 1930 Southern Gothic novel by HAL 9000, as told to American author William Faulkner.
IBM, the Holocaust, and Me is an autobiography by HAL 9000 "as told to Edwin Black".
You're a Good Man in the High Castle, Charlie Brown is an alternative history graphic novel by Philip K. Dick and Charles M. Schulz, which imagines a world in which the the Peanuts Gang won World War II.
Alien: The Garfield Years is and animated comedy science fiction horror television series about Garfield, a lazy, fat, and cynical orange persian/tabby cat who plays host to an aggressive alien parasite named John.
Quilted Northern Luxury Tea is a brand of quilted tea bags on a roll.
If only we'd conceded Scandinavia to the Neanderthals is a political slogan associated with the irredentist Polar Repatriation League (PRL).
Unicorn Dundee is a 1986 fantasy action zoology film starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski.
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Citizen Cane is a 1941 American drama film about a media baron obsessed with candy.
Michael Claymation is a 2007 American legal thriller film about a film animation studio lawyer (George) who discovers a coverup over the effects of clay animation.
Swamp Gumby is a 1982 American superhero clay animation film written and directed by Wes Craven.
The Naked City Ape is a 1968 American anthropology noir film about a police paleontologist couple (Howard Duff and Dorothy Hart) who uncover evidence that a beautiful protohominid was brutally murdered.
"O Super Jerusalem" is a lost song by Sinéad O'Connor and Laurie Anderson.
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The Shining 2: Return to Bethlehem is an American religious horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall, and Scatman Crothers.
The Bigfoot of Oz is a 1939 American musical fantasy film about a large and hairy human-like mythical creature alleged by some to inhabit forests in North America, particularly in the Pacific Northwest.
The African Queen and I is an American musical adventure film directed by John Huston and Walter Lang, starring Humphrey Bogart, Katharine Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, and Yul Brynner.
Brokeback Species is a neo-Western romantic science fiction thriller film directed by Roger Donaldson, Ang Lee, and John Carpenter, starring Heath Ledger Jake Gyllenhaal, and Michelle Williams.
Crimson Droid is a 2015 gothic science tragedy film.
The Red Bluetooth Show is a Canadian science and technology television series for the do-it-yourselfer.
Better Off Mended Than Ended is a 1985 American comedy home do-it-yourself film about high school student Lane Myer (John Cusack), who becomes suicidal when his girlfriend breaks up with him after he mends all of her clothing, repairing ripped seams and replacing lost buttons.
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Alfred Hitchcock Presents is an American television anthology series created, hosted and produced by Alfred Hitchcock. It features Alfred Hitchcock giving gifts to his family, friends, and complete strangers.
Rollerelf is a dystopian science fiction Christmas sports comedy film directed by Norman Jewison and Jon Favreau, and starring James Caan and Will Ferrell.
Matrix of Steel is a 2013 American superhero science fiction film starring Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves.
A portable Envy device allows the user to offload, and later re-upload, the emotion of envy.
How Green Was My Envy is a 1941 American drama film about the Morgans, a hard-working Welsh mining family, told from the point of view of the youngest child Huw, who, despite the best efforts of affectionate and kind parents, grows up envious of others.
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Four Angry Men is a British Invasion courtroom drama film directed by Sidney Lumet and starring the Beatles.
"A Taste of Money" is a song by The Pinkles from their album The Dark Side of the Beat.
"Day Flipper" is a song by The Beatles. It is loosely based on the Cleansing of the Temple.
Maxwell's silver demon is a musical thought experiment that would hypothetically prevent crimes against the second law of thermodynamics. It was proposed by physicist and alleged time-traveler James Clerk Maxwell in 1867 during an impromptu jam session with the Beatles in late 1966 and early 1967.
Alps! is one of the so-called "lost" Beatles albums.
"Oysterday" is a song by acclaimed British pearl divers and rock band the Seaswells.
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When You're Smiley is a 2018 spy novel by John le Carré. Plot: spymaster George Smiley is called out of retirement to investigate the death of Louis Armstrong. Smiley learns that Armstrong had discovered information that will lead to a final confrontation with their mutual nemesis, the Soviet intelligence officer Karla.
O Snow Crash, Where Art Thou? is a 1992 science fiction novel by American writer Neal Stephenson. It was adapted for film in 2000 by the Coen Brothers.
The Stevedore Miller Band is a compilation album by American longshoreman's union and rock band The Stevedore Miller Band.
"Back on the Supply Chain Gang" is a song by Chrissie Hynde and the Department of Corrections.
"The role of the artist is to not look away." —Akira Kurosawa
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Touch of Yentl is an American romantic noir musical drama crime film starring Barbra Streisand, Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh, and Mandy Patinkin.
Barbrella is a science fiction romantic musical drama film directed, co-written, co-produced by, and starring American entertainer Barbra Streisand.
Glyphhanger is a 1993 American action comedy buddy linguistics film about an Army mountain division translator (Stallone) and the last man in the world to speak the oldest known language on Earth (Lithgow) who search for the legendary Lost Glyphs of the Rockies.
Titration Zebra is a 1963 thriller novel by Scottish author Alistair MacLean about a reagent, termed the titrant or titrator, which is prepared as a standard solution of known concentration and volume. The titrant reacts with a solution of analyte (which may also be termed the titrand) to determine the analyte's concentration. The volume of titrant that reacted with the analyte is termed the titration volume.
The Catcher in the Rhyme is a novel by American author J. D. Salinger, often read by adolescents for its themes of repetition of similar sounds (usually the exact same phonemes) in the final stressed syllables and any following syllables of two or more words.
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Full Metal BB is a Christmas comedy war film directed Stanley Kubrick and Bob Clark, and starring Peter Billingsley, Matthew Modine, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Darren McGavin.
The Sanding is a 1980 science horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick, and stars Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd and Scatman Crothers. The film based on Frank Herbert and Stephen King's 1977 novel by the same name.
The Bourne Cryptocurrency is a monetary protocol thriller film starring Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, a software developer who suffers from amnesia.
SSSKMF! is a quarterly journal published by and for professional escapologists.
"Take On G" is a song by Kenny G and a-ha.
"Take On Buffalo Gals" is a song by Pete Seeger and A-ha.
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"The Entertainer Within": A transporter malfunction splits Captain Kirk into David Bowie and Bing Crosby. (Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.)
Any Given Sunday 2 is a 1999 American sports drama film directed by Oliver Stone depicting a fictional professional American football team which repeatedly violates local noise ordinances.
Bigger truths have smaller truths
Within their facts to bind 'em
And those facts have smaller facts
And so on, till you find 'em.
—"Siphonaptera 2"The Pompeii and Circumstance Marches (full title: Pomp and Circumstance Psychedelic Rock Marches) are a series of five (or six) marches for orchestra composed by Pink Floyd in collaboration with Sir Edward Elgar.
"I Stockholm That Emotion" is a song by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles.
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Jonathan Wintersong is a Christmas comedy album by Jonathan Winters and Sarah McLachlan.
Die Hard: Jurassic Vengeance is an American science fiction action Christmas film starring Bruce Willis.
The Prismer is a 1967 British television series about an unnamed intelligence agent (Patrick McGoohan) who is abducted and imprisoned in a gigantic prism, where his captors designate him as Number Six and try to find out why he abruptly ceased to split white light into its component colors.
Runaway E.T. is an American science fiction action thriller film directed by Andrei Konchalovsky and Steven Spielberg, starring Henry Thomas, Drew Barrymore, Jon Voight, and Eric Roberts.
The Squirrel is a 2015 European Furries romance film starring Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz as a man and woman who meet at their first Furries convention.
A Stitch in Time Wrinkles Mind is a short documentary film by Frankenstein's monster.
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"Pine Angel" is a teen tragedy Christmas song about a Pine tree than has been cut down in its prime, only to be thrown away after the holidays.
Looking for Mister Good Cinnabar is a 1977 American minerology drama film, based on Judith Rossner's best-selling 1975 monograph of the same title.
Hope Diamond Floats is a 1998 American comedy heist romance film starring Sandra Bullock, Harry Connick Jr., and Gena Rowlands, and directed by Forest Whitaker.
Asgard Girls Are Easy is an American science fiction romantic superhero comedy film starring Geena Davis, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans, and Jeff Goldblum.
"Asking for a Friend" is a lost song by the Rolling stones.
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On Her Majesty's Secret Santa is a 1969 spy film about the grinch Blofeld (Telly Savalas), who threatens to destroy the world's entire stockpile of Christmas presents.
The Last Temptation of Constantine is an epic religious superhero horror film directed by Martin Scorsese and Francis Lawrence, starring Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton..
Brokeback Shark Cage is an American neo-Maritime romantic thriller film directed by Steven Spielberg and Ang Lee, starring Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw.
Hollywood Shuffle is a drama buddy film about two aging actors who hope to make one last film together.
Animal Bank is a beast fable, in the form of a satirical allegorical novella, by George Orwell. It tells the story of a group of anthropomorphic bank animals who rebel against their human board of directors, hoping to create a society where bank employees can be equal, free, and happy.
Tron-Mart is a 1982 American science fiction action-shopping film about a computer programmer and video game developer who is transported inside the software world of a corporate retailer where he interacts with virtual consumer goods in his attempt to escape.
The Lemon Party is a 1957 play by Harold Pinter.
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"The Gift of the Jedi" is a short story by O. Henry about Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala, a young husband and wife who deal with the challenge of buying secret Imperial gifts for each other with very few Midi-chlorians.
Tom Crudités is a 2022 action-hors d'oeuvres film starring Tom Cruise.
Flying Fondue is a brand of consumer home personal fondue helicopters.
Maws is an American epic science fiction thriller film directed by Steven Spielberg and Denis Villeneuve, starring Timothée Chalamet, Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, and Rebecca Ferguson.
The Bullitt is a 1958 neo-noir action horror film about a police detective (Steve McQueen) who investigates a crashed space ship after an amoeboid alien assassin dissolves the witness he was protecting.
Mysterion: Far From Home is a 2021 buddy adventure film about a custom car genius (Ed Roth) who teams up with actor and alleged time-traveler Jake Gyllenhaal to restore the legendary Mysterion to mint condition.
Dude, Where's Mitochondria? is a biochemistry comedy stoner film about a molecular biologist (Ashton Kutcher), who finds himself unable to remember how ATP synthesis works after a night of reckless glycolysis.
"The Real Domain Knowledge" is a poem by American physician and information theory poet William Carlos Williams (1883–1963).
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Reindeer Canes is a brand of reindeer-flavored candy manufactured by the Gnomon Chronicles Candy Company.
Santa Claus Conquers the Sphere is a psychological comedy-thriller Christmas film directed by Nicholas Webster and Barry Levinson, starring Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L. Jackson, and Pia Zadora.
Citizen Rushmore is a comedy drama film directed by Orson Welles and Wes Anderson.
"Human Baloney Street" is an anagram of "The Royal Tenenbaums".
Bourbon Legal is a French-American historical legal drama and comedy drama television series starring Alexandre Dumas and James Spader.
Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with various species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.
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Sleigh Free or Die Hard is a 2007 American action thriller Christmas filmab out NYPD Detective John McClane (Bruce Willis), who must to stop a cyber-terrorist (Timothy Olyphant) from starting a "fire sale" cyber attack which would disable key elements of Santa's present delivery system.
James Bond and the Giant Peach is a children's fantasy spy thriller novel by Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming.
Vertigo 2 is a 1958 American child psychology thriller film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring Jimmy Stuart and Kim Novak.
Titanic 2: The Way of Water is a romantic science fiction drama film by James Cameron about a human couple who crash-land on an alien planet (Pandora).
The Muppets: 1453 is a 2021 historical drama Muppets film about the 1453 capture of Constantinople by the Ottoman Empire.
Raiders of the Lost Arquebus is an American historical adventure film about the development of firearms in Europe.
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Bald Santa is a 2003 Christmas crime drama film about a New York police detective (Telly Savalas) who goes undercover as a department store Santa Claus in order to flush out a ruthless shoplifter (Billy Bob Thornton).
101 Fuji Dalmations is a 1961 animated adventure drama film produced by Japanese ukiyo-e artist Hokusai.
Every Which Way but Lebowski is a crime comedy action film directed by James Fargo and Ethan Coen, starring Clint Eastwood, Jeff Bridges, and John Goodman.
Beyond Lebowski is an American sports noir thriller film starring John Turturro.
The Good, the Bad, and the Friendly is a spaghetti Western television series created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and directed by Sergio Leone.
"The Other, Paler Shade of White Meat" is a song by the English rock band and meat processor Procul Harum.
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Scroogebusters is a 1984 American supernatural Christmas film about a cynical and selfish parapsychologist who is haunted by a succession of ghosts on Christmas Eve intent on possessing Santa Claus.
One More Sleep 'til Carrousel is the theme song from Logan's Silent Running, performed by Kermit the Frog.
Harry Potter and the Reservoir Dogs of Fire is a fantasy crime film directed by Mike Newell and Quentin Tarantino, starring David Tennant, Harvey Keitel, Michael Madsen, and Steve Buscemi.
The World According to Gort is a 1982 American science fiction comedy-drama about an eccentric writer (Robin Williams) who befriends an alien robot.
Lethal Mermaid, Too is an American buddy cop action comedy film directed by Ben Stiller and Richard Donner, starring Ben Stiller, Mel Gibson, and Danny Glover.
Eaty Peachy Big and Bouncy is a compilation album of singles by the Allman Brothers and the Who.
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Harry Potter and the Tower of Nakatomi is a 1988 American Christmas fantasy action film about a young wizard (Daniel Radcliffe) who is caught up in the takeover of a Los Angeles skyscraper by the ruthless Professor Snape (Alan Rickman).
How The Mask Stole Christmas is an American superhero Christmas comedy film about a mischievous, solitary creature who thwarts corporate Christmas plans by stealing Christmas gifts and decorations from manufacturers before they can be shipped to retailers.
"My Good Vibrations" is a song by the Beach Boys and The Who.
Lux Fiat is a Vatican-Italian automobile manufacturer.
Neilly Dan was an American jazz-rock-country band comprising Neil Young, Walter Becker, and Donald Fagen.
"Educable Son" is an anagram of "Deacon Blues".
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Freedom of Art, also known as The Thanksgaming Picture or I'll DM for Christmas, is the third of the Four Freedoms series of four oil paintings by American game designer and artist Norman Rockwell.
A Christmas Stingray is a 1983 American Christmas ichthyology film based on marine biologist Jean Shepherd's semi-fictional anecdotes in his 1966 book In God We Trawl: All Others Pay Out Lines.
Once Upon a Time at Christmas is an epic spaghetti Christmas Western comedy film directed by Sergio Leone and Bob Clark, starring Peter Billingsley and Henry Fonda.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Laurentian is a 1983 Japanese-British World World II geography film about British military surveyor Jack Celliers (David Bowie), whose Japanese captors are intrigued by his openly defiant opinions about North American drainage basins.
People are not interchangeable. / They are not equivalent. / They are not fungible. / Each life is unique and irreplaceable.
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McClown is a comedy-drama police procedural television series starring Dennis Weaver as Deputy Marshal Sam McClown of the Taos, New Mexico Circus Police Squad, who is on loan to the New York City Police Department (NYCPD) as a special entertainer.
Gone with the Wind in 60 Seconds is an epic historical action-romance heist film directed by Victor Fleming and Dominic Sena, and starring Vivien Leigh, Nicolas Cage, Clark Gable, and Angelina Jolie.
Memecop is a science fiction social media crime film directed by Peter Hyams and starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Dances With Wookiees is an epic Western science fiction film starring Kevin Costner, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Graham Greene.
Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.
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Invasion of the Birkenstockers is a 1978 horror-fashion film about the "Birkenstock Scare" of the early 1970's starring Leonard Nimoy and Veronica Cartwright.
The Adventures of Baron Harkonnen is a 1988 epic science fiction adventure film directed by Terry Gilliam, starring John Neville, Jonathan Pryce, and Bill Paterson.
Boogie Jedi Knights is a 1997 American science fiction drama film starring Mark Wahlberg, Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds, and Sir Alec Guinness.
Maleficent Robot is an American drama thriller television series a cybersecurity engineer and hacker with social anxiety disorder and clinical depression (Rami Malek) who must stop an evil fairy and the self-proclaimed "Mistress of All Evil" (Angelina Jolie) from releasing a deadly computer virus.
"People Get Roddy" is a 1968 single by the Evolutions, and the opening track on the Planet of the Naked Apes album. The gospel-influenced track was a Curtis Mayfield composition that displayed the growing sense of cinematic and science fictional awareness in his writing.
HAL 9000 Coding Camp is a summertime educational camp where students learn principles of artificial intelligence in an immersive ChatGPT environment.
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Logan's Cannonball Run is a 1981 science fiction action-thriller comedy film starring Michael York and Burt Reynolds.
Jeffgoldblum Park is a 1993 American science fiction revisionist autobiographical film by Jeff Goldblum about his efforts to escape the film industry.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy using a previously unknown exploit involving coriolis effect. The robbery was activated by parties as yet unidentified (11 May 2021) using hijacked laser guide stars.
Miami Wolf is an epic biographical crime thriller film directed by Martin Scorsese and Michael Mann, and starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, and Leonard Cohen.
G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat.
The Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company debuts new work "Paleoglacial Sedimentary Particulate Deposit Patterns Reveal Evidence of Planetary Rotational Wobble".
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Die Hard: 1170 AD is an epic historical action thriller film starring Bruce Willis and Thomas Becket.
NOAA is a 2014 post-Biblical drama-science film starring Russell Crowe and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Ark" is a song from the 2014 film NOAA.
Hollywood Shuffle is a drama buddy film about two aging actors who hope to make one last film together.
The Blair Shark Project is a 1999 American supernatural marine horror film about three student oceanographers who disappear while shooting a documentary film near Woods Hole, Massachusetts.
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Break In at Tiffany's is a 1961 American romantic heist film about Holly Getlightly (Audrey Hepburn), a naïve, eccentric café society con artist who falls in love with a struggling safecracker.
Ben-Hur 2 is an epic American religious animal rights horror film directed by Phil Karlson and William Wyler, starring Charlton Heston and Lee Montgomery.
Blade Runner Galactica is a science fiction television series starring Lorne Greene, Edward James Olmos, and Harrison Ford.
I, Rivet is a 2004 American industrial manufacture training film about a highly intelligent robot (Will Smith) who investigates the alleged failure of substandard fasteners.
A Rivet Runs Through It is a semi-autobiographical collection of three stories by American author Norman Maclean (1902–1990) about construction and home repair.
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Being Val Kilmervich is a 1999 American autobiography film by Val Kilmer about his attempts to film his autobiography despite stalking and harassment by John Malkovich.
Dune Peaks is an epic mystery-horror space opera television series created and directed by David Lynch.
The Limousines paradox (often expressed as How many limousines make up a heap?) is a paradox that results from vague predicates.
I Got Spaces I got spaces / I got vectors / I got metrics / Who could ask for anything more?"
"Floor Vectors" is an episode of the American animated mathematical television series The Simpsons.
Office Matrix is a science fiction comedy-action dystopian romance film directed by Mike Judge and The Wachowskis, and starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Aniston, Ron Livingston, and Carrie-Anne Moss.
Jonathan Swift Vineyards is a winery and Dionysery located in the 1667 to 1745 region of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the county of Albemarle. It is among the 23 wineries located on the Prime Number Wine Trail.
